has anyone else noticed how our forever lovely queen and knight in shining armor, Helena Klein, is in fact like fusion of Bellatrix Lestrange and Narcissa Malfoy that was made into a 2D character?
no? well let me tell you why!
Bella&Helena: - both are crazy ass witches, at least at first sight. - both holding even more crazy devotion to their master/mistress. - Helena is pretty much Witch Queen’s right hand woman and Bella IS the right hand woman of Voldemort’s. - quite obviously: Helena has same first name as Bella’s actress (I love both Helenas xD)
Cissy&Helena: - long blond hair and blue eyes (at least in the books, right? …please don’t eat me for asking ;^;) - nickname: ice queen (well fandom pretty much gave that to Helena and I know Cissy’s been called that at least in fanfics) - despite it all, the sweet and protective side they have for the one they love: they both have that one person, or two, they love unconditionally while the rest of the world is their enemy. for Cissy that’s at least Draco and for Helena that’s probably still Witch Queen and MC, but I believe MC is going stronger!
like after reading that don’t come and tell me you don’t see what I suddenly realized! Helena is too much like those two favorite witches of mine that I can’t unsee it anymore! well I dunno if I even wanna unsee it *insert evil smirk here* >:3 enjoy your time with this thought and let it sink in~ now excuse me, I have some serious fangirling business to attend to.
the obsession with monsters in the sexual sense stems from the fact that they, deviating from human beauty standards, would be completely accepting (or neutral at most) towards our physical ‘flaws’ - so it would indeed be easier to buss it open for an 8 ft tall monstrosity with 10 eyes and 6 wings that looks nothing like you and therefore has no concrete understanding of why you’re so self-conscious about your jiggly thighs and big stomach around other humans
…Anyways, I’m out of school at 3 today Need my assistance? What is Tony up to? Tell him I say hi! 😎 Hey Happy! Just checking in again. Really miss our missions, hoping to do one again soon! You think you’ll need me today? Out of school at 2:45 PM Ready when you are! Hey Happy Just updating you on the latest! Helped clear the road for an ambulance Stopped a guy trying to mug an old man Just being me, cleaning up Queens! School is so boring Wish I could be doing more Just let me know! This is your number, right? Happy? Press 1 if yes, 2 if no How’s Black Widow? or should I say, “Natasha” Big News! Quit Band Practice Now I have more time for crime-fighting Pretty big sacrifice but I am completely committed Hey Happy just checking in. I’m out of school at 2:45 PM 👊 Ready for my next mission! It’s Peter BTW. Parker