here but now they're gone

Mom*clearly tired and exhausted from walking on these hills and had some back pain as well*

Mom: Are you sure you don’t want me to stay- I’ll stay if you want to

Me: No no it’s fine.

*Mom leaves*

Me: *Currently panicing on the inside and wants to cry cause I know no one here and everyone is making nervous even though they’re nice and sweet but its still stressing me as fuck* This is totally fine

  • I went back and paid for them.
  • All that matters is that ____ is happy.
  • Don't touch those, those shards are deadly!
  • Put your clothes on, ______
  • That goes to show that you should always listen to me, and never listen to ______
  • Let's set up a playdate! I'll write up an invitation and work out a schedule. Oh! We'll have to find out her/his/their favorite kind of tea.
  • I misunderstood the point of this ride.
  • Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.
  • I can't leave you guys alone for a second.
  • There are... different ways of being strong.
  • Just today you were crying about snakes.
  • Ugh... I hate fighting me!
  • I'm so sorry... I almost got us killed..!
  • I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean often.
  • Everything I ever did, I did for ____. And now she's/he's/they're gone. But I'm still here.
  • I can't believe my flipping eyes!
  • That could have gone...a lot worse.
  • I don't understand your human relationships. So, um...goodbye!
  • That's not my baby!
  • Do you understand that cartoon show?
  • ____ made me I was everything.
  • Her fingers were too fast for us!
  • I don't get tired; I get results.
Brother Bear {Sentence Starters}
  • "Now I got a family of chipmunks staying at my place!"
  • "Stop telling everyone I'm dead!"
  • "Who wants to trade?"
  • "You know, for a change, maybe they could just leave things alone."
  • "Try not to scare off the fish there, buddy."
  • "Uhh! Enough with the stories!"
  • "You know that story you told me last night?"
  • "You must be pretty embarrassed."
  • "You're gonna get a whole new perspective on things!"
  • "I did something very wrong."
  • "You went too far that time."
  • "I cannot accept what you have to say."
  • "Tell everybody I'm on my way!"
  • "Hey, don't throw your fish bones over there! Someone could choke on that."
  • "A man wouldn't just sit here and do nothing!"
  • "Hey, I've got a mountain to get to."
  • "I always wanted a brother."
  • "You really think love has anything to do with being a man?"
  • "Oh, NOW you're trying to be wise?"
  • "Keep all that cuddly bear stuff to a minimum, okay, kid?"
  • "Scared you, didn't I?"
  • "Hey, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but I got some moves."
  • "Now just watch what I do, okay?"
  • "Are you sure your mom didn't ditch you?"
  • "I don't want anymore brothers."
  • "Those monsters are real scary."
  • "THERE he is. Ha ha! Come here, lover boy."
  • "They were right here a second ago, and now they're gone!"
getting political by accident: markiplier edition
  • Mark: (making a statement on minimum wages)
  • Mark: (oh shit)
  • Mark: no com- y-
  • Mark: comMENTS?! youtube-gODDAMNIT COMMENTS!!!?!
  • Mark: (oh shit intensifies)
  • Mark: STOP IT!!1! sTOP IT NOW!!!!!!!1!!!!!
  • Mark: they're gone
  • Mark: comments are gone
  • Mark: sorry
No stirrup work
  • Me: okay let's do this!
  • Me: ehh next lap
  • Me: oops I forget have to wait until the next lap
  • Me: oh shoot not again
  • Me: well now my horse has to walk better wait
  • Me: oh no now there's too many people in here.. better wait until they leave
  • Me: well now they're all gone let's do it!
  • Me: actually I should probably get off now it's been almost an hour...right?
  • Me: okay next ride for sure