hercules in the park

  • Washington: (to Jefferson) Alexander will show you around
  • Hamilton: Right this way is the exit.
  • Angelica, the only sober one: This stuff is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
  • Alexander: (crying) You didn't even know one thing and he asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once-
  • Hercules: I'm like an elephant, okay, it's like if I walk into a room it's like okay, he's in there-
  • John: I'm not gonna tell you that that bitch over there, I don't have to tell, I mean I'm not gonna brag-
  • Peggy: (laughing hysterically) Baba booey. (more laughing)
  • Jefferson: Turn this music down! (singing unintelligibly)
  • Lafayette: (speaking rapid-fire French, mildly angry)
  • Madison: (laughing uncontrollably) (coughing fit) (takes another drink)
  • Washington: (happily dancing to rap music with a funny hat on)
Parks and Revolution
  • Hamilton: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Laurens, code name--Been There, Done That. Eliza is--Currently Doing That. Hercules Mulligan is--It Happened Once in a Dream. Lafayette, code name--If I had to Pick a Frenchman. Washington is...Eagle Two.
  • Washington: Oh thank God.

Angelica: Alexander, don’t you dare hurt her.

Hamilton [Laughs]: I won’t.

Peggy: Don’t laugh. She means it.

Hamilton: I-I won’t.

Peggy: Seriously, don’t hurt her.

Hamilton: Okay. I’m not planning on hurting her.

Angelica: You better not be.

Hamilton: I’m not.

Mulligan: Hey Alex, you best watch yourself.

Hamilton: Why do any of you think I would hurt Eliza? You’re all my friends, too.

Hamilton Characters As Things I’ve Said/Done
  • Hamilton : “Hey, you never know. I could be gay and only dating you so people thought otherwise.”
  • Lafayette : “I can rap faster than I can offend someone.”
  • Hercules : *wears gown, tiara, and sparkly heels out to the park when it’s 100 degrees out*
  • Laurens : “I wake up at three A.M. in cold sweat to jot down how much I love my dogs.”
  • Jefferson : “Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought ‘damn.’”
  • Madison : “Oh, cough cough, bitch.”
  • Eliza : “You can’t break up with me! I quit!”
  • Angelica : “Free for all, losers! He’s mine!”
  • Peggy : “My arms are practically bulging with muscles from combing my hair.”
  • Maria : “Heterosexuality? I’ve never heard of such a thing.”
  • Seabury : “Oh, my god! She’s verbally attacking me!”
  • Washington : “I’d lie and say I’d be the mom of this group but everyone knows I’d be the hammered aunt.”
  • Burr : *shows report card to friends* “You don’t understand! I’m an Asian, not a Dsian.”
  • Hamilton: Quick question about John, does anyone know if he has a little Scottish in him?
  • Hercules: No one respond. No one say anything.
  • Hamilton: Why? I’m just curious if John has a little Scottish in him.
  • Hercules: Silence...
  • Lafayette: I... don’t think he does.
  • Hamilton: WOULD HE LIKE SOME?

Lee: By the way you might as well have this!

Alexander: Eww nobody wants your dirty underwear-

Lee: It’s not dirty underwear it’s a white flag and you may as well start using it!

Laurens: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Hercules: …

Lafayette: …

Burr: …

Alexander: ….

Lee: ….Good lord.

Alexander: So how long have you been sleeping with with Hercules?

Lafayette: *blushes* What?! That’s disgusting and wrong. I don’t even get… Why would you…

Alexander:…

Lafayette: I’ve never had sex with anyone anywhere!

Alexander:….

Lafayette: It’s none of… you… have the nerve…. How do I know, that you’re not sleeping with him!

Alexander:….