her-name-is-sue

anonymous asked:

Oh oh oh for the 10 heathers drawings if you're still doing it, some really fluffy and cuddly jdonica or maybe like, their children????? :ooo

I present to you my most edgiest and mary sueish character ever 
you guys decide on her name lol i couldn’t choose

Ready for some mary sue BG’s story time?
JD died and Ronica was pregnant *le gasp*

Anyways blank up there is the edgiest child
- is trans
- is so gay
- and is super punk

I love my edgy child  

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She has no name.  That’s what she’s looking for, you see.  It was lost when the bombs fell, when the radioactive fire ignited the tiny sun in her belly.  Green fire seared her veins, burning her humanity away until all that remained was it.  The body.  The anomaly.  Stealth and espionage were her skills, she remembers that much.  But now, even under mild duress, she glows brighter than a light bulb.  Covering up only does so much good - the glow seeps through anything.  And it burns so hot she no longer has memories of the cold.  The clothes are an uncomfortable necessity.  A disguise, as if she were a person still.  Even the folks in Goodneighbor call her ugly, the regular ghouls shy away with polite terror.  They try to help, putting her in a dress, slapping a wig on her head, saying “well, look at how lovely you are!”  They give her names - Jane, Sally, Sue -  but she throws them away, draws up her hood, and keeps searching.  Finding her name won’t fix anything.  She knows that.  But it still gives her hope.

anonymous asked:

My friend named her (very Mary Sue ) naruto oc Joseiki and can't understand why I'm laughing so hard

Sounds like

HO-say-ee-kee.

like Jose. with an iki. But that’s from first glance.

It’s funny af tho.

-Dom

It should be Jo-se-ee-ki, which is still really??? 

Why??? Is she a JoJo? like???

~Murasaki

One Hell of a Lover [a CS au]

My Halloween contribution here. I have a tradition. Every Halloween I watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This year my muses decided to be assholes and imagine Killian dressed up as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. So, needless to say, this happened. 

If you’re unfamiliar with Rocky Horror, you might want to look it up first. At the very least, google ‘Dr. Frank-N-Furter’ for the appropriate visual. 

This one’s rated M for a reason, my loves. Happy Halloween! 

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In her five years as a bartender at The Rabbit Hole, Emma Swan has seen her fair share of weird, wonderful, and frankly, downright terrifying things.

Tonight, being Halloween, is no exception.

She’s dressed relatively tamely, in a black leotard with a black feathered tutu, her blonde locks twisted up in tight braid-bun, more feathers woven into it. Black swan? Because her last name is Swan… Get it? Okay, so sue her, it’s not the most ingenious costume choice ever, but with Ruby dressed as a slutty Red Riding Hood, and David a strapping Prince Charming, she doesn’t feel too bad.

The customers on the other hand, are certainly… creative is probably the politest way to put it.

She’s already served a couple of blondes dressed as conjoined twins, a pregnant nun, some idiot parading around in a horse mask (she had to ask him three times to remove it so she could check his ID), and another contemptible gentleman (she uses that word loosely) dressed in a skeleton onesie with an inflatable phallus, calling himself “Skeleboner”.

Emma Swan has seen plenty. Not much surprises her these days.

But this?

Sweet lord, have mercy…

This takes the cake.

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What cracks me up about Raoul...

He had a wonderful plan. He goes on the record saying (singing), “we have all been blind, and yet the answer has been staring us in the face. For if Miss Diae sings, he is certain to attend” (spelled her name wrong so sue me I can’t remember that) amazing plan. Fool proof plan. What gets me laughing is he knew Erik/the Phantom was gonna be there for the Opera… What he didn’t think was that Erik/the Phantom was going to be IN the Opera… Like Raoul.. Why didn’t you cover all the bases? It almost feels as though you WANTED to be strangled……

@corariley I’m just gonna tag you in all these at this point.

republicempire  asked:

Which Ranma 1/2 characters fit nuzlocke characters?

ranma: gold
akane: crys (yes her mom’s name is a ranma joke, sue me aksdhkjdhakjh)
ryoga: silver
nabiki: blue
kasumi: shit man good question

not sure if i leave kotone as shampoo or ukyo but since gold=ranma it means that norman is a fucking giant panda that kinda accidentaly cursed his son along with him and if that’s not accurate af idk what it is asdadkahdakjhdakjdakj

desperate times

Pairing: Dipper Pines x Pacifica Northwest

Summary: It was common knowledge that Pacifica Northwest and Dipper Pines were involved. They hadn’t made it official yet, but as far as everyone was concerned, they were together. Almost everyone, that was.

Notes: the prompt for today was “teenage years”. I started writing this drabble as Pacifica being jealous, but it kind of just turned into her saving Dipper from an awkward social situation? I don’t know. it’s not my best work, but it’s okay enough. I’m too tired to write anything else. in this fic, they’re 16 or 17, and the Pines twins somehow go to high school in Gravity Falls. Kudos to you if you catch the references in the first line of the fic and the last line of dialogue.

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“No, a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature, this is you telling me that I might be an alien! That’s not something you just say like it’s no big deal!”

Once upon a time

Skye’s story is complicated and beholds still a lot of mysteries. Born in the ChineseHunan Province, she was given the name of Daisy Johnson but soon after she wasborn, the village where her mother and herself were, was stormed out by HYDRA forces since they were after her mother who had Inhuman abilities. She was found by three S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who were sent to investigate.  Dr Calvin Zabo killed them and S.H.I.E.L.D sent another team to retrieve the girl, designating her as an 0-8-4. To keep her safe, she was dropped at the St Agnes Orphanage where she got named Mary Sue Poots. Hating her name, she chose to give herself the name of Skye. Going from  foster home to foster home, she became obsessed with her origins. That lead her to join the Rising Tide, mostly because her computer skills came in handy for the activist group.

Her path lead her to meet Coulson when she followed Mike Peterson. Recruiting the young woman for his team, they quickly developed a special bond and she later deemed herself worthy of becoming a field agent. Almost dying on a mission, she was injected with the kree serum which did not have the same impact as it had on Coulson, hinting that she might have been special. The fling she had with Ward crushed her when the truth about him came out. Learning to use her rage on her own terms with May as her new S.O. Rejecting her biological father completely, she had not wanted to hear nor be affiliated with him at all.  Skye has become quite a skilled agent and marksman and she helped out Coulson during his carving episodes, leading ultimately to send her in that cave in Puerto Rico where she’s changed due to the Diviner.

What the headlines say

What happened at the cave, left Skye changed.  Nothing indicated that  the shakes came from her , not from the room itself. She was radically changed by the Diviner.  Doomed to be a gifted, she resided in quarantine. Having no control over her new found abilities and knowing S.H.I.E.L.D.’s protocol with gifted individuals, she chose to hide the truth thanks to Fitz’s help. However the recent Kree visit, might be changing things as her secret is almost out , if not completely out already. She had a purpose: kill.  Only time would say if Coulson was right to spare her life and give her a chance to prove that she can handle the pressure. Out of quarantine and on the index, Skye was for a long time not allowed on the field. Skye started to look for things to do on her own, but her powers did not want to cooperate. That is until one night she met an Inhuman named Isaac who offered his help. What Skye does not realize is that it is really Loki in disguise. Through her job, Skye has been getting to know each of the Avengers in different ways- from hacking Stark to pranking Coulson with Clint, and having an understanding about destructive tendencies with Banner. She’s also been avoiding telling Thor about who she really is and what she can do, knowing what Sif’s reaction was and the tension between Kree and Asgardians.

Skye was allowed on a mission for the first time since the discovery of her powers with Coulson, Mack, Bobbi, and Hunter. After raiding a hydra base, the mission went south and Mack was killed beside her, after being told she was too valuable to kill like the rest of their team- with Hydra experimenting on gifteds. She and the rest of the team were able to narrowly escape after Skye used her powers to destroy the base. Despite her grief, Skye did her best to protect SHIELD from Ultron’s aggressive cyberattack. She did more damage control than actually stop him. Victory for the Avengers, but a poor personal picture for her, Skye is on a slippery road these days.

Skye’s part in the Inhuman war was a key one. She was in the middle of it, while being on a personal journey to learn about herself and her parents. Distrusting Shield and the way they treated the problems, she went underground once she found out that the Blue Crystals were led by her mother and put an end to her reign of terror by confronting her at the Baxter Building. Having alerted Stark about the problem, he sent her the help of the Fantastic Four to help her out. Being grateful about that, she has however not returned to SHIELD. Officially she’s on a holiday leave, but truth is that she doesn’t feel like SHIELD can help her nor share her beliefs. She has become a rather rogue element.


  • RACE – Inhuman
  • POWER /ABILITY –  vibration manipulation , master hacker, marksman
  • AGE –  28
  • OCCUPATION   (Shield agent), mentee to Phil /Melinda, hacker

  • Status: Taken
  • Player: Cpt Freebird
Peridot on Twitter is all well and good, but imagine her on AO3.

She’d do a self-insert in Camp Pining Hearts and unironically name her Peri Sue.

Her limited understanding of human reproduction would result in a Pierre/Percy Mpreg storyline, and nobody would have the heart to correct her (well, Amethyst might, but Steven would stop her).

Everyone who left a mean-spirited comment would get called a clod.

She’d write a donut shop AU because the Big Donut is the closest she’s ever come to a coffee shop.  Unconsciously, she’d base Percy and Pierre’s interactions on those of Lars and Sadie.

We’d be treated to detailed descriptions of “Percy and Pierre interlocking touch stumps,” “Pierre gazing into Percy’s electric-blue vision spheres,” and “Percy staring longingly at Pierre’s perfect butt.”

And she would always put trigger warnings on anything involving bondage, the lake, or mirrors.

so i had this terrible idea of drawing a Mary Sue cat as some sort of eldritch god monster. this shit doodle with these two garbage characters is the result

basically Godstar is a godlike entity from the stars, HENCE HER NAME. she originally was called Stargod, but when she became leader of a Clan she just made up called HellClan, she realized Starstar sounded stupid so she swapped around her regular name. also she fangirls over Giygas the same way other Mary Sues fangirl over Scourge.

also, there’s Bluntclaw - he’s the universe’s chew toy because all of the crazy shit in the clans tends to get him involved even though he’s done nothing to deserve it. poor guy.


That’s beautiful. Blunt claw is bae <3 Thank you for the submission. -Admin Desukit