Artificer (lying her ass off while dressed as a city guard member): My name is Fey King and I’m here from internal affairs because there have been reports of issues within your district.
Guard (DM): You’re from the Inquisition? Oh my god! I am so sorry. I’ll take you to the Captain straight away!
Barbarian (ooc): Did you just seriously say your name was “Faking”
*later in the office of the district captain*
Artificer (still lying her ass off): My name is Sue Danym and I am from the inquisitors. I am here to investigate why your district is doing such a pisspoor job.
Cleric: Sue… Danym… oh god, pseudonym!
Captain (DM): No you’re not! You’re obviously lying to me.
Artificer: And why would you say that? Why would you have any reason to believe I’m not an inquisitor?
Captain (DM): Well for one thing, you’re actually doing your job right now.