her-dad-is-an-angel-ok

anonymous asked:

ok so my mum's an actress and my dad's a director and they're currently rehearsing a play together in which they're that really really attractive (we're talking actual angel from heaven) 20yo guy who plays my mum's character's lover, and last night i hooked up with him, so today at rehearsal he was on stage with my mum, putting his hands on her boobs and telling her about what he wanted to do to her and my dad was commenting and i was sitting there like wtf is going on get me out of here

but did you sleep with him again?

send me your slut stories and hoe confessions

Izzy Lightwood Rant (Spoilers)

SO THIS BITCH JUST HAD THE NERVE TO CALL ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD A SLUT IN MY PRESENCE…
IZZY IS NOT A SLUT. SHE IS A STRONG SHADOWHUNTER WHO KICKS ASS OK?!
She has had to deal with a lot. She knew about her dads affair, she feels responsible for Max’s death, SIMON FUCKING LOSING HIS MEMORY. SO FUCKING BACK OFF OR MAY THE ANGEL HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

anonymous asked:

fav internet friends!!

alright is everyone ready this is the big one

it’s spunkyluke (my blog is literally a jaelynn fan page where have u been ho) i made a post about her a few posts back go reference

michaelhateblog taylor is my daddy but i’m her dad (difficult situation i know) but i love her to pieces and i want to move to new york with her and help her with her math and be her virgo twin and hug on the daily, but the spaces between us keep getting deeper

90sariana ok first she introduced me to ariana so…. also she’s educating me about makeup and boys and she’s my replacement mom and we live in the same city but its los angeles so it’s a long drive and we need to meet up and be aesthetic goals

honesty hour, send me asks/confessions and i have to respond!

&&. themanwhowasjack

                            “What…”

Blue hues widened momentarily before narrowing. A glare formed & a firm step
   taken back. Left arm extending out a good inch away from her body. The figure
   before her looked like her father… A more dirty and roughed up version. But still
   looked like her dad. Was this one of her father’s pathetic attempts to try & drag
   her back to Helios? Send a body double, less polished & perfect to blend in with
   Pandora to hunt Angel down? Did Jack know that she was still alive. She could
   almost feel her heart sink into her stomach if that face was to be true.

                              “Who the hell are you?”