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Pros and Cons

Originally posted by tomhollandnews

Pairing: Spiderman Cast x Reader

Warning: Cursing

Summary: Tom decides to make fun of Y/n in the group chat with the rest of the Homecoming cast.

Author: Dizzy

A/N: This is just a little group chat fic with the Spiderman cast.

Masterlist Request Any Of These


Tom Tom has started a group chat with Aloha, Z, Lovely Laura, Tony Bo Bony and you

Tom Tom: I was hanging out with Y/n at her place and I found something on her coffee table…

Z: Lemme guess… you found coffee?

Tom Tom: No! I found a pros and cons list with everyone Y/n knows and why or why not she’d have sex with them

Aloha: Haha! Omg! 

Z: That’s not news. I already knew about that.

Lovely Laura: So did I. 

You: @Tom: “Tom- pros: none. cons: made fun of my list” 

You changed Tom Tom’s name to “Arse Barf” 

Aloha: Wouldn’t an “arse barf” just be diarrhea?

Arse Barf changed their name to “Tom Tom”

You changed Tom Tom’s name to “Arse Barf”

Arse Barf changed your name to “List Loser”

Arse Barf: Seriously, Y/n? You’re being childish.

You: Says the guy that changed my name to “List Loser”! 

Tony Bo Bony: Y/n’s right, you’re terrible at insults.

Z: That’s just cause he has a thing for her.

Lovely Laura: ^^^ This beauty speaks the truth.

Arse Barf: I do not!

Z: If you said that out loud, your voice would get all high and you know it. 

You: Tom liking me? Haha! I’m a weirdo who has a pro and con list and I’m not at all all that pretty or anything.

Arse Barf: Hey! Don’t say those things about yourself! Your weirdness is cute and you’re really pretty.

Lovely Laura: Yep, he definitely has a crush on you.

Z: Definently

Z has added Harrison is the Bestest Mate to the group chat

Z: Hey, Harrison, does Tom have a crush on Y/n?

Harrison is the Bestest Mate: Oh, yeah! 

Arse Barf: You just fell from the graces of your name, mate.

Arse Barf changed Harrison is the Bestest Mate’s name to “Harrison is the Shittiest Mate”

You: @Tom “Tom- pros: likes me. cons: made fun of my list.” 

Lovely Laura: None of you guys can see this, but me and Z, but Y/n is blushing so hard right now.

Harrison is the Shittiest Mate: Aww! That would be more cute if Tom wasn’t putting his stinky feet in my face while he tries to ATTACK ME!

Arse Barf: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TOLD HER I FUCKING LIKED HER YOU ASSHOLE

Z: Oh, quit being such a baby, Tom! Especially when Y/N LIKES YOU TOO

Lovely Laura: SHE EVEN HAS YOU AT THE TOP OF HER LIST WITH HEARTS AND STARS AROUND IT

You: STOP TELLING HIM MY SECRETS

Z: NEVER! 

Lovely Laura: SHE EVEN WRITES YOUR NAME WITH HERS AND EVERYTHING

Aloha: LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL

Tony Bo Bony: ?

Aloha: What? I’ve seen her do it.

You have left the chat

Z has added You back to the chat

You have left the chat

Lovely Laura has added you back

You: Why won’t you just let me and my pride die in peace?!

Z: God, Y/n, stop being so dramatic. 

Arse Barf: @Y/n, call me. I have a question for you

Harrison is the Shittiest Mate: It’s a date related question

You have left the chat

Arse Barf has changed their name to “Tom Tom” 

Tom Tom has left the chat

anonymous asked:

hello honey, is there any happy k-dramas you can recommend me? thank you! 🌟

ohhhh.. this is difficult haha there is always some sort of drama/angst but here are some who weren’t all that bad :) (aka not that much drama and has a happy ending). 

  • Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo: A coming-of-age story about a group of college athletes who are fighting for their dreams, experiencing and finding love in the process, and growing every step of the way.
  • She Was Pretty: When Ji Sung-Joon was young, he was ugly. As he grew up, he began to have an attractive appearance. When Kim Hye-Jin was young, she was pretty. As she grew up, she became ugly. Ji Sung-Joon tries to find his first love.
  • Playful kiss: Based on the popular manga, Oh Ha Ni is a clumsy student who falls for the perfectionist, Baek Seung Jo. However, Seung Jo is indifferent towards her and rejects her love. When Ha Ni’s house collapses, she and her father moves into his long-time friend’s house. It turns out that Seung Jo is the friend’s son and Ha Ni is given the opportunity to be near the guy she loves. Will she be able to move Seung Jo’s heart?
  • Oh My Venus: Kim Yeong Ho is a personal trainer for Hollywood stars. Even though he comes from a wealthy family background, he suffered a devastating injury during his childhood days. Now, he overcomes his problems with patience and stubbornness. Kang Joo Eun is a 33-year-old lawyer who has struggled to support her family. Now, she’s overweight and not so attractive.These two had a connection when they were younger. Now as adults, they meet once again. They both go on a diet, which leads to them becoming healthier and having a romantic relationship.
  • Ma Boy: The first high teen drama presented by Tooniverse. Geu Rim (Kim So Hyun) is a student at an arts high school who dreams of becoming a pop singer. At school She gets a new roommate, Irene (Sun Woong) who?s actually a boy. Irena?s persona is a pretty Female CF star and his actual name is Hyun Woo.
  • The Greatest Love: Ae Jung was once the most popular member of girl band The National Treasure Girls. However 10 years ago the band broke up and she received most of the blame. Despite her warm personality her career has suffered ever since and she now spends her time fighting for air time on variety shows. Dokko Jin is a top movie star at the height of his career. The two meet and become involved in each other’s careers. Yoon Pil Joo is a doctor of oriental medicine who has no interest in the entertainment industry but agrees to make a dating show. Dokko Jin helps get Ae Jung a role on a new reality show called Couple Making. Pil Joo is the bachelor being set up on Couple Making. Both men fall for Ae Jung both off and on the screen
  • Cunning Single Lady: Ae-Ra (Lee Min-Jung) is focused on her appearance as she believes it will lead her to a better life. She then meets Jung-Woo (Joo Sang-Wook) who studied engineering. They eventually get married, but they also get divorced. After their divorce, Ae-Ra goes through difficult times. Unlike Ae-Ra though, Jung-Woo becomes a successful IT developer and very wealthy. Now, Ae-Ra tries to seduce Jung-Woo to marry her again.
  • Protect The Boss: No Eun Seol finally gets a job as a professional secretary at a large conglomerate after struggling with unemployment, only to fall in love with her boss, Cha Ji Heon, the immature youngest son of a chaebol family.
  • Surplus Princess: Ha-Ni (Jo Bo-Ah) is a mermaid. For a man she is in love with, she becomes a human being and begins to live at the Ingyeo House. The house is for people who are preparing to land their first jobs. To permanently become a human being, Ha-Ni must make the man love her within 100 day.
  • Secret Garden: The drama tells the story of Kim Joo Won (Hyun Bin), an arrogant and eccentric CEO who maintains the image of seeming perfection, and Gil Ra Im (Ha Ji Won), a poor and humble stuntwoman whose beauty and body are the object of envy amongst top actresses. Their accidental meeting, when Joo Won mistakes Ra Im for actress Park Chae Rin, marks the beginning of a tense, bickering relationship, through which Joo Won tries to hide a growing attraction to Ra Im that both confuses and disturbs him. To complicate matters further, a strange sequence of events results in them swapping bodies.
  • Dating Agency Cyrano: This drama is about a dating agency that orchestrates romantic scenarios for paying clients, all in an effort to raise enough money to save an old theater.After Seo Byung Hoon (Lee Jong Hyuk) loses his best friend in an accident, the once-renowned theater director suffers from guilt and decides to save his late friend’s theater troupe. Using his masterful stage skills, he forms the Cyrano Dating Agency.
  • Pretty Man: Dokgo Ma Te is an ambitious man and wants to make a lot money using his beautiful appearance. He sets out to date ten of the most successful women in Korea. A strange woman then appears in front of Dokgo Ma Te. Her name is Kim Bo Tong, an ordinary girl come from poor background who’s been in love with him for ten years. Can she make Dokgo Ma Te love her.
  • She Is Wow: A satirical drama about how the popular announcer Gong Jung Han and top actress Jo Ah Ra pretend to be a close couple on the outside when they′re full of their own problems, a typical show-window couple who attempt to protect their elegant lives made of bluff and their neighbors’ lives shown pleasantly.
  • You’re Beautiful: The management company of the idol group A.N.JELL insisted on adding a new singer to the group as the lead vocal, Tae Kyung’s voice was hurting. However, the new member, Mi Nam, had to go to the States to repair a botched eye job just before signing the contract. His agent came up with the idea of having his twin sister, Mi Nyu,to stand in for him and pretend that she was her brother. The two of them grew up in an orphanage and Mi Nyu, who was all set to become a nun, agreed to this charade as she didn’t want to spoil her brother’s chance of fame which would make it easier to look for their mother.
  • Flower Boy Rayumen Shop: Yang Eun Bi is a college student preparing for her civil service exam with the dream of being a high school teacher. She accidentally encounters Cha Chi Soo, the arrogant son of the biggest food conglomerate in Korea. Both of them end up working at a ramyun shop run by the lazy Choi Kang Hyuk.
  • My Fair Lady: Of the high-rolling top ‘hot celebrities’ of the wealthy upper class in Korea’s high society, Kang Hye Na is the one desired by the men, feared and hated by the women. Being the only successor to the largest conglomerate company, Kang San Group, Kang Hye Na has both the looks and the background. She is the owner of the ‘Lady Castle’ and lives a ‘princess-like’ life with her servants. Until one day, out of pure coincidence, she comes across Seo Dong Chan who turns her life upside down. Not only does he make her do community service, he even kidnapped her… and now he’s the new household manager!!! Even after stepping on him, crushing him and biting him, he still doesn’t run away. She may have finally met her match.
  • Gillian Anderson: Lets sell my clothes for charity.
  • Staff: k. Give us what you want auctioned, and we'll send it to the cleaners.
  • Gillian: No, no. Not necessary.
  • Staff: But you've worn them...
  • Gillian: (smells armpits. Winces) Yup, this is perfect. (Takes off shirt and hands it to staff).

Vanity (1980)


“I Want To Be A Star!”

Do you really need to be told to watch D.D. Winters?

The reason you’ve stopped at this page is not, alas, for the literature. It’s for the accompanying pictures. Don’t be shy about addmitting it. However, now that we got your attention, perhaps you’d like to know a little more about D.D. Winters, who, we are assured, will be the Canadian motion picture industry’s first wide screen, full- color sex godess.

Perhaps you haven’t noticed that we have no Raquel Welch of our own, someone who can bring the people to the box office even if the film she’s in isn’t a work of art. Well, Pierre Brousseau certainly noticed. Brousseau who marketed classy, soft-core works like Emmanuelle for a Montreal film distributor, decided last year to become independent movie producer. He had a classic soft-core script about an every day eternal triangle - a guy, a girl, and a gorilla, on a desert island. He had a modest budget of just over $1 million, which precluded spending big money on major stars. Indeed, all he needed was an actress ( an unknown- they’re cheaper), correctly proportioned, with the sultry look of Eurasian. That Eurasian look is important, hinting as it does at smouldering passion and innocence ready to be defiled. 

“For these kinds of movies you, you have to have that look”, says Brousseau.

“The fans  just won’t accept a blonde North American in that role.” So Brousseau opened a copy of a magazine in Toronto early last year, and there was a picture of D.D. appearing in a layout for the film Klondike Fever, in which she had a small role as a saloon girl. She was a natural.  

“That’s her!” Brousseau said to his wife. ”I wonder how we can find her.” He needn’t have worried. An hour later he spotted her sitting in a nearby coffehouse - see how easy is to become a big star? - sipping tea and worrying about her not overly successful career as a model.  

“Are you an actress?” Brousseau inquired. D.D. allowed that she wished she was. Then maybe she wouldn’t have so much trouble paying the rent. “Give me 15 minutes,” said Brousseau, “and I’ll change your life.” Honest, they still say things like that.

She was 20 (is now 21) with perfect teeth - indeed, her biggest score till then had been as a model for Pearl Drops tooth polish - and perfect everything else. 

Brousseau whisked her to Montreal for a few acting lessons. Surprise! She wasn’t so bad for a beginner. The lead role in Tanya’s Island was D.D.’s. 

 They flew her to Hollywood to meet the director. They took her to the Academy Awards, where she met Sammy Davis Jr. Most important, they made sure she got her pictures taken a lot. When Brousseau  went to Cannes last year with some of the better poses, European distributors lined up to buy the film - even before it had been made - on the basis of D.D’s charms alone. Playboy named her, along with Bo Derek, one of the sex stars of 1979. Of course, Bo got the big picture, D.D. the smaller one. But still, not bad for the former Miss Niagara Falls of 1976. 

That’s where she grew up, one of three daughters of a black father and a white mother. Her father, a construction worker, died when she was 15. Young D.D. - she changed her name from Denise Matthews because she wanted something snappier - decided what her assets were and went about capitalizing on them. She took a modelling course, left home at 17, and went to Toronto to seek her fortune. It wasn’t forthcoming. Five-foot-five is too short to be a successful model. Maybe she’d be luckier as an actress. She got a nonspeaking role in one film, an obscene offer from the producer of another. That’s when Pierre Brousseau happened by.  

Life for D.D. has been pretty good since. After Tanya’s Island (it paid $15,000), she got a small role in Terror Train, a Montreal-made film in which she wears a skimpy mermaid costume a lot, giving her ample opportunity to show what she has.   

Where Is My Mind? | Bo Ra ft. Rosé

Where Is My Mind? | Bo Ra (Sistar) ft. Rosé (BLACKPINK)

word count: 2.9k
warnings: a lot of angst, like excessive amounts of angst, mentions of depression (not directly)
A/N: this took me so long to write. I’m sorry, anon! there’s also not as much Rosé as originally planned.






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So, I decided to see how many Gruvia babies I’ve put on my stories, because we all know: there are a lot of that going on in my fanfiction, so… Let’s count!

1. Summer & Sunny and later on, Urian from The Baby Problem (My first FT fanfiction, the classic, my first babies. The girls were named because of Juvia’s dislike of rainy days, she wanted bright names for her girls. Urian, was evidently named after Ur. It means “light”)

2. Rain Bo, Harry Cane & Magenta from The Stories About You and I - Ch. 14 (Now that I think about it, I was probably on drugs while naming the boys. I mean… RAIN BO? HARRY CANE? These are some crazy shitty names)

3. Aurora from What to Expect When You’re Expecting (This one I always thought had the best name. Aurora means dawn and it’s just so… Gruvia!)

4. Urim from Love You Today (This is honestly one of the most emotional stories I’ve written and I love Urim so much. His name is a mix between Ur and Grays’ s father in the story, Jim)

5. River from Omega (River was somewhat a ‘reward’ to Juvia, since she suffered so much and she finally got her happiness in the end. I named him that way because of River Song, from Doctor Who and I regret nothing)

6. Storm from A Prince and a Pirate (This story was based on shyniisparkles’s fanart where Juvia pretended to be a man and was captain of a ship; I named her male form 'Stormbringer’ and the kid was named after her)

7. Ur & Indigo from About Love (Ur is pretty obvious and Indy was because I wanted her to be named, somehow after her daddy hence a color name. She is adorable, like a brown eyed Hinata. She barely appears but I love her)

8. Ur from Someone Else’s Life (I confess that I just copied the 'About Love’ kids’ names, but in this one, he gets more screen time)

9. Urian from Back to the Future (Another favorite. What I like about him, is that everything that happened only happened because he just had to be born. Talk about special, huh?)

10. Ulrich, Violet & Unnamed baby from Love & Duty (These kids were so carefully planned while I wrote thos story, because I had to make them make sense in that world, I don’t know. I especially like Violet’s reaction about her little brother)

11. Ursula from Sete - Ch 4 (I think that she’s the cutest of them all, because, unlikely Indigo - whom I have a soft spot for- Ursula is awake and when she sees her mom, she’s just so happy!)

12. Urian from A Million times And then more (As I stated, I love the name and I used it again. The baby only appears by the end, but he’s so cute with his onesie!)

What learned from this list:

There are many different ways of putting Ur’s name on one of their children, I’ve loved the name 'Urian’ since I was 15 (and I was lucky it meant light and it really fit Gruvia at the beginning) and of 46 out of my Fairy Tail Stories, 12 has Gruvia babies on it (I didn’t count the ones she was pregnant).

I should really find something else to write about…

[edit 11/09/2015: added the recent stories]

13. Unnamed Baby from Written In The Scars (Juvia is pregnant and the story is not Gruvia centred, but it’s cute either way)

14. Grisa and Urian from Christmas Morning (It’s a smut one-shot I wrote for Christmas 2014 and by the end of it, is pretty sweet <3)

15. Meredy, River, Gris and Mikaela from Serenditipy (Honestly one of my favorite stories because I tried to show how many types of families there are and Meredy is just too cute.)

16. Sky from Our Pack (Gray and Juvia as werewolves have a little baby after they mate. First chapter is smut and the second just fluff. <3)

Wicked Wolf - Dyson x Reader

A/N: This was a request I’d gotten a while back. Basically Dyson had ‘claimed’ the reader to protect her, and smut eventually ensued. For all you Lost Girl fans! Enjoy!

@kazchester-fanfiction Mandi, you said you wanted to be tagged in everything. This isn’t Supernatural, so feel free to skip if you’re not interested!

Originally posted by butterflysfics

Warnings: Smut. Pure, werewolf, smut. No plot to be found here. Minor editing.

Word Count: Roughly 1900

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thecatgirlyang  asked:

Hey, I've got a prompt for the Kiibo x Ouma thing. Ouma carries Kiibo to his "evil organisation's headquarters" which is actually his house, Ouma's brother tries to mess with Kiibo and Ouma gets all defensive, "they have feelings too!"

Sure thing! I’m on my computer, so let’s get writing! I hope you guys enjoy!

Notice: Seeing as this fic was written 12/24/16, (prior to the Japanese NDRV3 release on 1/12/17) the characters may be mischaracterized. Nonetheless, please enjoy.

Additionally, this fic takes place in a Non-Despair/No Killing Game AU.

A Day in the Depths of Hell

“Please let go of me!” the robot hollered at his newfound “companion.” It was Ouma. Ouma Kokichi, supposed ‘Supreme Ruler,’ an apparently famous and renowned dictator known for leading a secret evil organization of more than 10,000 members, despite being a self-proclaimed liar.

“No way!” the ruler spat back, dragging the robot as his metal feet skidded along the sidewalk. “I’m taking you to the headquarters of my super-secret organization!”

Every interaction between the two was similar to this: the smaller of the two dragging the robot along.

It was like that when they first met back in chemistry class, too.

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Dear many, many people who are currently looking for happy, non-dead queer ladies on zee telly!

May I present to you the awesome that is the Canadian series Lost Girl?

It is about a bisexual (ok, let’s be real: omnisexual polyamourous) succubus named Bo, her canonical girlfriend (Lauren) and boyfriend (Dyson), friend-with-benefits (Tamsin), and most importantly BFF (Kensi). 

It is ridiculous, cracky, hilarious, fun, will make you laugh, and will probably at least once also make you cry. It is not all rainbows and kittens all the way through (gird your loins near the end of the series and invest in at least three boxes of Puffs with lotion and probably at least one bottle of Jack), and not everyone from episode one makes it to the series finale.

BUT BUT BUT Anna Silk’s breasts are MAGIC, and Bo & Kensi are THE BEST BFFS EVER OMG I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU, and it is full of LOTS of sexyfuntimes with the ladies as well as the boys and is super sex-positive, and mostly is a rocking crackfest of epic proportions from beginning to end (tho you may choose to fast-forward through chunks of Raynor and I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU I HAVE ONLY LOVE TO GIVE).

I know that SF&F telly has an unfortunate history of queer ladies not getting happy endings, and all too often only tragic endings. 

But I thought I’d let folks who may not know about it yet that this show exists, and is dear to my heart, and is chock full of good times. And I’m pretty sure it’s on Netflix and/or Hulu. If not, I will find out where it’s streaming, and update this post.


ETA: also, while there are happy endings for some of the queer ladies, NOT ALL. Tho it’s kinda hard to explain. But it seems fair to warn ahead of time.

maybe [jungkook&reader]

Request: I saw that you take requests again so can I pretty please have a scenario when Jungkook’s ex-girlfriend comes back into the picture and they start hanging out again a lot more and jungkook comes home late. This makes you really jealous and insecure, so you ask to break up since he’s been really really distant and ignoring you? but with a happy ending please? :) Thank you! <3

A/N: of course! this actually turned out to be really fun writing, so i hope you enjoy it! :)

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“She is my resonant, they cannot keep her from me now.” As the door had started to come down, created a connection between this room and the room hidden beyond, the thing she had been unable to feel when she had been with the shade engulfed her.

“Lauren.” She said the blonde’s name again as she registered the real proximity she had to her girlfriend right now. It was like the air was humming the doctor’s name to her over and over.

Kenzi was pretty sure Bo saw it first, but Kenzi had been doing little push up jumps against the falling wall to look into the room beyond, and it was far to say that even though she liked to maintain her whole stoic approach to most things, the sight of the simple flat altar like stone in the centre of the room, on which, dressed in a white robe, looking like a sleeping Disney princess, was Lauren, made her heart flutter.

“Go, girl, go.” She encouraged Bo when the door had dropped anything close enough to clamber over.

Bo did exactly what she suggesting, pulling herself up onto the edge of the moving stone and rolling over to drop down to her feet on the other side. Not hesitating in any way she race to the side of the altar, her hands coming slower as they reached down to cup a slightly cooled cheek.

“Lauren?” She whispered and not actually thinking about what she was doing she leaned down and pressed her warm lips to the blonde’s. She could feel the blonde’s fear right now, but she also knew it was going to be okay, she could make it better in this instant. She could make anything okay if it was for Lauren.

Lauren’s ‘nothingness’ was suddenly filled by everything, sensations, feelings, smells, sounds, a literal wall of 'life’ pressed down over her, seeing to warm her from the inside out, filling her with a strength and a energy that she feared was lost to her forever. Before she even opened her eyes she knew what she would see, she knew what had happened . The impossible had happened, of course it had. Bo had happened. Without even opening her eyes, Lauren’s first action was to ease her lips open accepting the kiss she knew Bo would be giving her, after all how else would a princess save her beloved?

This is for Beth and Kathleen, the resonants of real life and creators of this epic story for my favorite couple. :) 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8933157/1/Heavenly-Resonance