her: will u massage my feet
me: well well well , how the tables have turned, remember last nite when i asked u to put some waffles in the toaster for me ?? and what was it tht u said then ???
her: i was like half asleep !! remember when i took out the trash on tuesday january 10 ??
me: oooohhhhhhhh , remember when i did the dishes three nights in a row ?!
her: oh my gosh , i get u chocolate like every night!
me: i’ve cooked ur every meal practically ! why dont u massage my feet ! u never do that
her: oh but i scratch ur back every night
me: that is just not true
her: oh my god can u just like stretch my leg or something
me: …THE WAFFLES