her birthday is sometime this week or next week i'm pretty sure

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Interviewer: Normally, when a guy of your age starts acting there has to be gossip about them and at least one of their heroines. Is it because you’re already married that there isn’t any gossip about you?
Dulquer:  My ultimate girl is Amaal. I don’t know exactly why… I love her a lot… it’s been that way even before we got married. Even now, I think she’s prettier than any other girl I’ve seen. So I don’t think I’ll be distracted. I’m very much in love with her. 

This has been a Mrs. Amaal Nizam Salmaan appreciation post. Also happy birthday to her :)

anonymous asked:

Hi! :D (416): In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.

notenoughgatorade also requested this! :)

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“We’re going out tonight,” Erica tells Derek immediately after he picks up the phone.

“Hi Erica, nice to hear from you. It’s been what, two weeks?” Derek says sarcastically, and he can practically hear Erica’s eyes roll. “Where even are you?”

“I’m back in L.A., okay, I just disappeared for a while because marketing was up my ass, and I was due for a vacay,” she sniffs haughtily, and Derek shakes his head even though she can’t see him. “So, we’re going out tonight.”

“Are you dropping by the office?” Derek asks, even though he pretty much knows the answer. It’s Friday, there’s no way Erica would be coming in today, especially after a two week vacation. Still, it’s his duty or something, as CEO of Hale Corporations to try and cajole one of his best employees, and one of the best financial controllers he’s seen, into coming to work. Erica laughs, and Derek has his answer. "I’ll see you tonight, then,“ he says in defeat, and hangs up with a click.

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(fic) baby, you can drive my car

warnings: porn, and more porn. Probably impractical porn to boot, ahaha *dies*

Levi bites his lip, appearing to lose focus. At least, that’s what Eren assumes, because he’s just unbuttoned and then re-buttoned his pants again.

Eren tilts his head forward, burying his nose in the curve of Levi’s neck as his hands slip down to assist. “You want me bad, huh?”

This was supposed to be for my darling pumpkin artist-eren’s birthday, which has passed… quite awhile ago… um. *SWEATS* I’m such an awful friend *sobs* ;A; But porn is better late than never? Maybe? I’M SORRY MITSU AUUURGH I’M SO EMBARRASSED *bangs head on keyboard*

This is basically all porn - more specifically, car porn. Well, not just car porn. Everyone gets to enjoy a peen in their booty. …I don’t know, don’t look at me. Anyway, Mitsu, I’m a dumb butt and you don’t have to read this dumb thing but just know that it was written with all of the love in my heart ♥

Okay, I’m done! I hope you enjoy *A* *runs away*

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