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Practical Shakespeare Quotes

Do you want to quote more Shakespeare in your life but never find opportunities to say “brevity is the soul of wit”? Do you rarely hang below balconies exchanging love vows with the daughter of your enemy? This is just the list for you.

“What an ass am I!”
Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2

“I am not a slut,”
As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 3
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here,”
The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2

“Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways,”
Henry IV Part 2, Act 4, Scene 5

“This is the excellent foppery of the world,”

King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2

“Making the beast with two backs,”
Othello, Act 1, Scene 1

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,”
As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1

“To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee,”
Henry VI Part 3, Act 3, Scene 2
(Works great for courting hot widows.)

“I would rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me,”
Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 1

“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me,”
Richard II, Act 5, Scene 5

“Marry, sir, in her buttocks.”
A Comedy of Errors, Act 2, Scene 5
(No judgement here.)

“My horse is my mistress,”
Henry V, Act 3, Scene 7
(Uh, there might be something wrong with that.)

“Thou dost infect my eyes,”
Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2

“Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit,”
Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5
(“Wit” is Shakespearean slang for penis.)

“[Wine] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,”
Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3

“I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, than feed on cates and have him talk to me in any summer-house in Christendom,”
Henry IV Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1

“Now, gods, stand up for bastards!”
King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2

“Villain, I have done thy mother!”
Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
(This means exactly what you think it does.)

“And thou unfit for any place but hell,”
Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,”
Henry VI Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2

“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.”
Othello, Act 4, Scene 2

“Out, dunghill!”
King John, Act 4, Scene 3

“This is too long.”
Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2

100 Days of Trump Day 99: The History Plays

Welcome Back to 100 Days of Trump where I try to explain WTF happened in 2016 in 100 recommendations and today lets talk William Shakespeare. Also Sargon of Akkad.  Specifically the History Plays, his interpetations of the War of the Roses, which include

Richard II

Henry IV Part 1

Henry IV Part 2

Henry V

Henry VII Part 1, 2 and 3 (aka the weakest plays of the lot)

Richard III

 Actually I’m in this position where I wrote an actual full on paper on the political messages in these plays, so summing it up this briefly is a little difficult, but primarily they plays are about political power and its relationship to language, mostly how language can be used to get people to act against their own interests.  For example you might be familiar with this speech from Henry V

One of the greatest inspirational speeches of all time right? Great war speech?  Sargon of Akkad was praising this as a true sign of english culture in the youtube comments there (You can find me quoting actual Shakespeare at him and pointing out he obviously hasn’t read the plays)  Here is the thing though, if you look at that speech in the context of all the plays you’d realize that…Henry the V is totally bullshitting.  After all, this is a war which the very opening of the play makes a joke about how fucking pointless it is and how illogical the entire justification it is.  I mean listen to the bullshit justification for war here, it makes WMDS in Iraq seem sane. 

   Yes, it being that needlessly confusing is suppose to be a joke.       

     Also literally the first scene in the play are a punch of people saying “hey look, it would be great if we had an invasion to help unify England after a civil war?”  Henry V (Prince Hal to his Friends) is getting a punch of tavern boys and farmers to come to France to die in the mud and the only person who materially benefits is himself, they get glory and honor, but as Falstaff notes in Henry IV part I (which Sargon also hasn’t read) you can’t eat honor. Btw the one guy who says “Never have in the world have there been more loyal nobles than in England” this comes after literally three plays of nobles betraying their kings.  

     The plays are about how we understand our reality through fiction, which in is here personified in language.  Again, Henry V opens with the narrator telling us how the imagined Battle of Aginicourt that Shakespeare is depicting is going to become more famous than the historical battle.  He who masters fiction can make that fiction reality.  If you want to talk Alternate Facts,  Prince Hal makes an Alternate Reality, and unlike Trump, everybody else wants to live in it with him.

  For example, you all know the story of Henry V, the young and foolish Prince Hal who drinks and parties but when he becomes king he becomes the responsible and dutiful king Henry?  Except in his first scene, Hal turns to the audience and says directly to them “I’m faking, I am pretending to be young and foolish but it is just to make my look good later, everything I do is being done for my own benefit, and despite being a totally selfish bastard, everybody who I take advantage of will love me for it.  Including you audience.”  And three plays later when he is making the St. Crispian Day speech, guess what?  Almost everybody in the audience is cheering.  That is the power of language, creating a reality we wish to live in, and then making it reality.  

Richard II is a master of language but his flowery ornate formal speech of the court prevails him nothing when confronted with the sword of Henry IV the usurper.  But when Richard II is forced to abdicate the crown, he makes a speech in which he effectively strips the crown of its power, making it only a hat. 

Henry IV keeps his throne but lacking the mastery of language, he has to fight for it every day of his life.  Later RIchard III can use language to disguise his true twisted nature (Seriously I can and have written whole essays comparing Richard III to Henry V)

Henry V’s ability is to use people’s sentimentality and trap them in a web of word, so that they die for his causes, and…


Look just watch the damn plays, its bloody Shakespeare.  And remember, when a man tells you to obey him out of honor, ask yourself what is Honor anyways?

Also Sargon knows about as much about Shakespeare as he knows about the Akkadian Empire

shakesthetics  asked:

me: *can't find rachel in a crowd* me: this calls for desperate measures *shouts* NED POINS IS DEFINITELY HETEROSEXUAL rachel, loudly: WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY me: there she is

listen, i’m pretty sure i’ve had this exact exchange before with at least one person. you can tell me ALL YOU WANT that ned poins has never even thought about what hal plantagenet would be like in bed, but honestly, i’ll just laugh in your face. he’s been in love with that man for years. 

i’m sorry, it’s a fact; i don’t make the rules.

boy, you don’t know what you want: a modern henry bolingbroke fanmix (8tracks link to follow shortly)

bastille - durban skies || gerard way - action cat || belle & sebastian - enter sylvia plath || marina and the diamonds - mowgli’s road || sia - the girl you lost to cocaine || franz ferdinand - fresh strawberries || beyonce - haunted (pop remix) || st. vincent - severed crossed fingers || florence and the machine - third eye (demo) || ms mr - all the things lost

bonus track: taylor swift - out of the woods

The various roles that Tom Hiddleston has played

Oakley (Unrelated)

Originally posted by thebreasaurus

Bill Hazledine (Suburban Shootout)

Originally posted by omgladylokilaufeyson

Magnus Martinsson (Wallander)

Originally posted by wheresdonniedarko

Edward Knighton (Archipelago)

Originally posted by enchantedbyhiddles

Loki (Thor)

Originally posted by love-is-in-the-air-baby-love

F Scott Fitzgerald (Midnight in Paris)

Originally posted by run-as-the-rain-comes

Freddie Page (The Deep Blue Sea)

Originally posted by spindle-berry

Captain James Nicholls (War Horse)

Originally posted by enchantedbyhiddles

Loki (Avengers)

Originally posted by fantasyimagine

Prince Hal (Henry IV Parts 1 & 2)

Originally posted by hiddlestennant

Originally posted by lestrate

King Henry V (Henry V)

Originally posted by purpleshield1548

Loki (Thor: The Dark World)

Originally posted by laurarickmanortix

Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive)

Originally posted by thewildhorses

Thomas Sharpe (Crimson Peak)

Originally posted by cheers-mrhiddleston

Hank Williams (I Saw The Light)

Originally posted by hiddleston-daily

Dr Robert Laing (High Rise)

Originally posted by quicksilvermad

Jonathan Pine (The Night Manager)

Originally posted by hard-on-for-hiddleston

this is why he’s my favorite actor. it’s always different even when he’s played a character three times there are always something different to bring to the table.