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Ronan and the gang visit Adam for his first Family Weekend at Yale

Thank you @cabeswaterlovesthem for the suggestion on this one :)


  • So it’s Adam’s first family weekend, a month into his first semester at Yale
  • Ronan, like the dutiful and has-nothing-much-else-going-on-except-raising-a-dreamling boyfriend that he is, arrives a day earlier than expected. 
  • The sarchengsey trio plan on meeting them on their way down from a quick stop in Canada. Gansey needed to know what all the fuss was about for Canadian cuisine - i.e. Poutine
  • Opal is back at the barns wreaking havoc with the now very-much-alive dream cows teaching them synchronized grazing (what Ronan doesn’t know won’t hurt him) (he’ll thank her for it, she’s sure)
  • Chainsaw has a gameboy to play with now and it keeps her entertained for the whole ride
  • A few students in the parking lot skitter around Ronan when he gets out of the car in his all black get up with a raven on his shoulder and a duffel bag in his hand
  • Chainsaw flies in through Adam’s window and gives him an absolute fright, which earns Ronan a glare when he busts through the door cheerfully
  • Ronan freezes in the doorway at the state of Adam’s room. There are books everywhere, old cup o’ noodles and protein wrappers overflowing in the trash can. 
  • “Parrish when did you become a slob?”
  • “Nice to see you too. I was going to clean up before you got here.”
  • They don’t talk much after that.
  • A few hours later they’re eating chinese food sitting cross-legged on the bed watching HGTV and discussing how much fixer uppers could be improved with dream objects
  • Also Garden Crashers is Adam’s favorite show
  • Adam mutes the TV as there’s some commotion outside
  • He and Ronan go to the window to check it out and Ronan smirks so hard his face nearly cracks into a smile. Pulling into the parking lot is a bright orange Camaro, with two–blue guys? Half hanging out of the sunroof? 
  • It’s Gansey and Henry. 
  • They’ve literally painted their chests blue
  • In white paint across their chests “ADAM” is written (AD on Gansey, AM on Henry)
  • They’re such fanboys it’s ridiculous
  • Blue is driving, big aviators on her face, weaving her way through the parking lot and cringing as the two hooligans start chanting “PARR-ISH, PARR-ISH.”
  • They stop in front of Adam’s building and see him and Ronan watching them from the window and scream “HAPPY FAMILY WEEKEND!!”
  • Gansey pulls a loud speaker from somewhere
  • “ADAM PARRISH EVERYONE, WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT HIM.”
  • Henry yanks the loudspeaker away from Gansey and wipes an invisible tear from his face “THEY JUST GROW UP SO FAST DON’T THEY DICK?”
  • Gansey again “HE’S GETTING STRAIGHT A’S HE IS!!”
  • Campus police show up.
  • Students are snapchatting the shit out of this, the next day #ParrishFanBoys is trending on twitter
  • Gansey continues to use his loudspeaker to explain to campus police that they’re guests of “ADAM PARRISH FIRST OF HIS NAME” and they’re here for family weekend
  • Just to clarify - it’s Wednesday morning
  • Needless to say, Adam comes home to visit them next family weekend