you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”
and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?
and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?
what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.
My initial idea was to end the panel here but I have two more on each side I’d like to add. I’ll be on vacation for two weeks but after that there will be four more characters added and then I’ll feel like it’s complete. :)
It’s hard to say goodbye to these characters that have given us
so much over the years, but we don’t really need to do it because
there will always be a place on this blog for both the characters and
the actors that gave them life.
-regina gets on tindr -zelena, snow, and belle bond over being recent mothers, while emma and regina feel left out. Meanwhile, gold attempts to babyproof the shop. -emma takes hook and henry shopping so they have more than one outfit, but they stage an intervention about her floral shirts. -Snow convinces Regina to have a storybrooke carnival. Gold, Snow, and Hook get very competitive in a scavenger hunt against Charming, Belle, and Zelena. Regina enlists Emma’s help to watch the three children when Granny takes a day off at the carnival. -archie feels over worked and decides to go camping with gepetto in canada. while he’s gone, Rumbelle, Snowing, and Captain Swan each get into a fight. they all turn to regina for help. -belle has a surprise party for Gold, but he’s when he’s startled by the surprise, he turns everyone into bats. He must enlist the help of the dwarves to track down all the bats. -mulan, ruby, and dorothy come to storybrooke. belle is determined to find mulan a girlfriend. Gold goes to Archie out of anger at how easily everyone else crosses realms. Snow and Ruby catch up, while Hook, Emma, Charming, Regina and Zelena explain Storybrooke’s family tree to Dorothy, which leads to a fight about their pasts. -Henry starts applying to college. Gold, Archie, and Snow fight over who should write his letter of recommendation. -Hook gets arrested for sailing without a license and is taken to Boston. Emma and Henry have the flu, so Snow, Charming, Gold and Belle go to bail him out. They struggle to fill out paperwork and explain their relation to Hook. Zelena and Granny take care of the babies, while Regina deals with a sick Emma and Henry. -regina’s term as mayor is up. the blue fairy runs against her, forcing storybrooke to choose sides. Emma and August face off as campaign managers. -zelena leads a crusade to improve the pre-schools of storybrooke -the children of storybrooke beg for into the woods to be put on by the storybrooke counterparts. Hook plays the baker. -Snow hosts a halloween part where everyone is supposed to dress as a character they aren’t. Everyone shows up as Rumplestiltskin.
Going back in time, seeing his father at the height of his power and madness, assuring him that they would reunited before Rumple drinks the memory potion.
Learning who Emma is all over again, rebuilding their friendship, maybe even even letting themselves be in love again, finding joy in their shared son, trading their frustrations over magic and families.
Watching his father suffer through PTSD, trying his best to help him cope and not repress what he feels, crying with Belle when he ultimately fails.
Bonding with his step mother while they awkwardly try to figure out their dynamic, are they supposed to act like a child and a mother, two friends, or something they can’t think of?
Helping his son grow into his own, especially when he becomes the Author, teaching him to be responsible and never stop fighting for his loved ones, to succeed where all the men in his family have failed.
Watching in pain as the Darkness is torn out of his father and forced into the love of his life, agonizing over whether it would twist her as terribly, wondering who she would become.
Suffering the same curse as his father and True Love, gaining a greater understanding of them both because of it, fighting demons and death itself to hold onto his humanity.
Reuniting with his birth mother in the Underworld, finding peace and closure with her, a little spark of hope as their renewed love helps her move on.
Fighting tooth and nail when he realizes he has a younger sibling on the way, promising himself this one wouldn’t have the childhood he had, helping his parents reconcile and work towards protecting the baby.
Raging at yet another cruel relative that tears his family apart, seeking every possible way to save his baby brother, breaking down with grief when he realizes Gideon had just as bad of a childhood, uniting both his family and Emma’s to defeat his grandmother, rejoicing when he can finally hug the newest member of his family.