henchmen

Headcanon

How to stay in shape, Joker and Harley style: 

1. No one could ever say they saw the Joker sweat it out in a gym (because they’d be dead) but Mister J does do pushups and crunches like a regular person—Harley could attest to the former because she’s often the extra weight sitting on his back because Mister J really loves pushing himself to the limit.

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I love the idea that everything that happened to JBL is canon.  He was a cowboy who was kidnapped into being one of the Undertaker’s satanic henchmen… then a beer drinkin’ mercenary with Ron Simmons and the Wall Street millionaire.  He REGULARLY brings this up.

But he forgets that he used to be NXT GM.

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“Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess. Is that what you want me to do? Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect. Like all your little loyal subjects do. Sorry I’m not made of sugar. Am I not sweet enough for you? Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you. Well… I’m just your problem. I’m just your problem. It’s like I’m not, even a person, am I? I'm just your problem.”

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It’s hard out there for a henchman (and woman).

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