If the rogue one crew/original trilogy trio all worked at a mall, which stores would they be working at?
Shall we begin?
Leia Organa is Crate&Barrel. Like the store itself, she favors clean lines, and modern aesthetic. She’s the manager, cool and professional. Somewhat intimidating. Enjoys the color white.
Luke Skywalker works at PacSun. Is for some reason still wearing hemp and puka shell necklaces
Han Solo works at Lush with his best friend, Chewie. At first you’re like, ugh, this place is just like Bath and Body Works but beneath the surface, it’s so much more! So much better!
Lando Calrissian works at Zara where he can indulge in his love of capes and clothes that look or seem fancier than they really are.
C3PO works at Sears where, like himself, seems to have been around forever and is somehow still hanging on even if he’s lost parts of himself in the process.
R2D2 works at The Children’s Place. Likes being around people similar in height to him. Embraces the fact that management doesn’t care that the place usually looks like it was hit by a hurricane.
Jyn Erso works at Hot Topic where the dress code indicates that employees must aggressively wear dark eyeliner. She uses her discount to buy stuffed toys that she gives questionable names to such as Stormie, Koodi, and Longee.
Cassian Andor works at Barnes and Noble. Super knowledgeable about books, has a gaggle of admirers who spend too much time in the cafe drinking frappucinos and making moon eyes at him. He spends his breaks at Hot Topic or in the Nordstrom coat section.
Bodhi Rook works at Forever 21. He is frequently overwhelmed by the choices around, but when push comes to shove knows where everything is and takes command of the restock.
Chirrut Imwe works in the Nordstorm Men’s Suits department. Really knows his stuff. Charms your pants off. Always dressed well and can anticipate your needs.
Baze Malbus works at Coach. When you walk in he just stares at you looking put upon, but if you can stick it out and show a little taste, he will help you out.
K-2SO works at Brookstone. Gives you the side eye when you enter. Knows that when you sit in the massage chair that you have no intention of buying it. Glares until you leave.
Orson Krennic works at that mall kiosk where they try to sell you lotion. Everyone avoids him and pretends they never heard his sales pitch.