The wedding date, or; how to avoid the singles’ table:
⚜ “I want- I needyoutobemyfakeboyfriend!”; “I have to admit, this isn’t the brightest idea you’ve ever had. Normally, when you don’t stand someone, they’re the last person you’d invite for this.” aka asking your coworker to a family’s wedding.
⚜ Luke x reader ; office!au, friennemies, a tad bit of High school!au
⚜ This is a repost from my side blog, so both are owned, written and edited by me.
The pile of work standing
on your desk earns a groan from you, your head pounding from the long evening
waiting for you.
Your eyes switch from
the article you’ve been trying to get done, to the clock that marks exactly
half an hour since the irritating disturbance had started. And from a scale of
one to ten of how murderous your thoughts are, you’re pretty sure you’re
hovering above an unhealthy fourteen.
You often wonder how
strangely things work out in life, astonished by how the universe likes to carefully
craft satirical situations to shake up the insignificant human existence.
However, you’re not exactly as amused -heck, you’re even sure the deities love
messing with you, trapping you in a tiny work space with your one and only
rival from high school.
Luke Hemmings, always
the charmer and still undoubtedly just as obnoxious as you remember him, just had
to end up in the cubicle right across from yours. And although you’ve had a
much-appreciated break from his gracing company during college, you’re still
astounded at the cruelty of fate to pair you up with him.
Request: the boys bet Luke that he can’t get Y/N to fall for him by a certain deadline, shit happens (featuring frat boy!luke)
A/N: This was a nice lil’ prompt I got in my inbox and I got a little carried away so I’m going to make it a little mini series. Feedback (good or bad) will help me to update, because I’m super nervous about posting this lol.
[So! this is a new section i just came up with, y/n is a youtuber basically and they are doing a normal tag! you can request any tag you’d like with any of the 5sos or all time low boys. enjoy!]
1. Where did we meet?
“Uhh” he mumbles scratching his barely visible stubble and thinking “it was a the Vanity fair party, am i right?” he answers unsure.
“No” i laugh “not even close, Luke, how was i suppose to get into a party full of celebrities?” i roll my eyes “it was at the nice guy babe”
“right right” he says nodding “i was drunk, and we danced, it was a really fun party”
“and we ended up at my apartment, super hangover and sleeping it off” i laugh looking down at my phone.
“and! We had the best Netflix and chill of the history” he finishes the story “Next question”
2. Where was out first date?
“We never really had a real date before dating” i clarify pouting a bit.
“No, it was all going for coffee or just hanging out at each other places” he agrees to complete my point “But we had a date after we started dating, though, i think that was our first one”
“uhh yes” i smile at the memory “you wore this really nice suit”
“and you wore a dress” he continues
“We went to this really fancy Italian place near his house” i say “i loved it, they had live music, tables outside, live music, lights everywhere, very romantic…”
“and the pasta was incredible” he adds making me chuckle “and the tiramisu, babe, remember the tiramisu?”
“oh yeah” I say resting my head on his shoulder “it was so good, we need to go back there soon”
“Will do” he says smiling to the camera and caressing my head.
3. What was your first impression of me?
“Be honest” i say after reading the question out loud.
“First impression.. “ he says thinking a bit “again, i was really drunk that night so i don’t remember much, but i think it was that you looked like that kind of girls that don’t give a single shit about anything, very bold and shameless, but you turned out completely different” he says ruffling my hair
“Aw thanks” I smile “Actually, my impression wasn’t too different, before we even talked to each other, my friend said to me that you were some kind of rockstar and you’re in a band, the first thing that came to my mind was ‘this guy is an asshole’” i say chuckling “but you aren’t babe, don’t worry”
“Good to know” he chuckles.
4. When did you meet the family?
“it was a cold day..” he says in a dark tone causing me to laugh loudly.
“Shhh” i shush him pushing him lightly while laughing “Don’t tell it like it was a bad thing!”
“it was embarrassing” he laughs, taking my hand “We had like, what? a month together?” he says and i nod “Well, her family was throwing a big barbecue and she brought me, everyone was so impressed..” he says still not believing it “i don’t think I've ever answer so many questions in my life!”
“oh c’mon” i roll my eyes “they were excited i finally introduced them to a boyfriend, you are the first guy i ever introduced to my family”
“i’m honored” he says, leaning his head a bit. “When did you meet my family?”
i smile “Last year actually” i tell to the camera “on Christmas, we had a lot of fun, his mother is a sweetheart and his brother is my soulmate” i joke watching how his jealous look turns on “we’re like the same person, aren’t we?”
“Oh! don’t you say?” he says throwing his head back and groaning “Literally i think I’ve never been so bullied since you guys meet each other”
“They just jokes” i say putting my hands around his waist and hugging him “i love you”
5. Do i have any weird obsession, if so..what?
“She has this strange obsession with everything Harry Potter” Luke says cringing a bit “i mean i like it too, but you like it a bit too much baby”
i shrug “So what?” i pinch his cheek “i love it, don’t bully me”
“I am not” he chuckles letting go on my hold “what’s my weird obsession?”
i look at him and shook my head “i hate that you literally have none” i groan and roll my eyes “I’ll just say you have an obssesion for trashy tv, let’s move on”
6. How long have we been together?
“2 years!” i say cheering “and a half”
7. Do you have a tradition with your gf/bf?
“When i am not touring, yes” he responds before me “but we always change though, we never stay on the same routine”
“yeah” i agree “We used to do pizza Saturday nights, but now we do Netflix Fridays” i say. “Sometimes we even do date nights every week”
“yeahhh they’re a bit complicated though” Luke shrugs “i like Netflix Fridays”
“I like them too”
8. What was our first roadtrip?
“Does the tour bus counts?” i ask unsure of this question.
“I think so” Luke says sliding his arm around my shoulders “if it counts then i think it was when we toured America and you came by”
“And if not then it was when we drove to Vegas” i complete for him “it was a fun trip”
“our trips are the bests trips”
9. What was the first thing you noticed about me?
“Your tallness” i laugh ruffling his hair. “i am not very tall so when i saw you i was shook”
he rolls his eyes, it was typical of me to me talk about his tallness, sometimes he found it annoying “the first thing i noticed about you is your hair” he says brushing his fingers against it “i like the color is so nice”
10. What is my favorite restaurant?
He points me “anything with good sushi”
i point him “Anything with good music and steak”
11. What do we argue about the most?
“Pff, we don’t argue” Luke says looking at me.
“And that was sarcasm” i laugh “we don’t really make big arguments, but what we definitely argue the most is about either me or you taking to long to get out of the house for events or whatever”
“Yes” he nods “i reconize it, sometimes i take some time but you are the winner, my friend”
“No i am not” i gasp “you always start to dress up so late, i swear you do it on propouse!”
“No i don’t!” he pouts “next question”
12. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
“I do” i saywith a super big smile on my face.
“I do” he says moving to the side on an intent of pushing me out of the sight of the camera.
“Stop it” i chuckle.
13. If I’m watching tv what am i watching?
“You are always watching friends” i say to Luke leaning my head back on his shoulder and looking at him.
“Correct” he nods “And you are watching American horror story lately so that’s my answer”
14. What is one food i don’t like?
“Is there any food you don’t like?” he asks me while i put my phone down. “i think the only thing I’ve seen you don’t like is Pickles”
“yeah, i hate pickles” i cringe “and you hate pork”
“Ding ding” he says “we have a winner”
15. What drink do i order when we go out to eat?
“Alcoholic? or nonalcoholic?” he asks
“Both, go” i say pointing at him.
“You love ice tea” he says, looking at the camera “and you also always order any kind of fruit cocktails that are on the menu”
“oh yeah” i say smiling “i love pina colada’s and daiquiris, those are my favorites” i wiggle on my place, moving closer to him “you are a big beer guy, you always order that, but, you also like soda a lot”
he turns to look at me “There’s one specifically that i love, can you guess?”
i furrow my brows and shook my head but he gives me a challenging look that makes me give up and answer his question. “Fanta?”
he sighs and shoook “Coke, babe, is coke”
“Aw, i knew it!” i say pouting.
16. What size shoe do i wear?
“I don’t know!” i say loudly and shrug “is not like i borrow your shoes like i borrow you hoodies”
“aw, babe c’mon” he chuckles “even i know your shoe size”
“Oh yeah? what’s my size then?” i challenge him.
“7″ he says without thinking twice.
17. What is one talent i have?
“Well you sing, and play instruments” i say like it was the most obvious thing on earth “Duh” i roll my eyes “i don’t think i have any talent, to be honest”
“Yes you do” he says pulling me closer “you can draw really nicely, i like it a lot”
“Do you really?” i look up at him.
“Of course, babe”
18. What would i eat every day if i could?
“She could eat chocolate all the day if she could” Luke says almost without thinking “(Y/n) has the biggest sweet tooth I’ve ever seen”
“that’s true” i agree “but i actually don’t know what could you eat like all the time” i say thinking “Maybe nachos? with dip” i raise my eyebrows looking at him.
“Yeah, I’ll give it to you, nachos and dip is awesome for me”
19. What is something you do that i wish you didn’t?
“You always repeat what other people say” i say laughing because this is something that sometimes was annoying of Luke and that at the same it was cute “When something makes you laugh, you always repeat like the last phrase, all the time” i say leaning my head on his shoulder and laughing.
“What? i don’t do that” he says almost offended.
“ you do babe, you do” i say, sitting up straight and giving him a little push indicating him to say his answer.
“I wish you weren’t such a picky girl for everything” he says “but it is not that bad actually because most of the times the choices end up being good, but sometimes is a bit annoying”
i shrug “yeah i get it”
20. What can i spend hours doing?
”Reading” my boyfriends say “your book collection is huge baby”
“thanks” i smile “you could spend the entire day just doing nothing” i chuckle “you work a lot, you deserve a lot of breaks”
21. If I could live anywhere, where would it be?
“Disneyland,completly” i say and he rolls his eyes, also laughing at my response.
“Hell yes” he says likcompletelyserious “Everyone watch out, we’re taking over that castle”
“we’re taking the lead over the entire park!” i joke, exclaiming and faking an evil laugh that ended up being a real laugh, being with Luke making this is so fun, this is the kind of moments that make me love him more and more everytime.
end up the tag guys! please you can request any kind of tags you could think of with any of the guys and ill make them ! that’s a promise, hope you loved this one and have a great day/night!
PAIRING: Luke/Y/N RATING: R af WORD COUNT: 9000+ REEQUESTED: no i was just bored :3
HELLO BEEBS!!! i am v v v proud of this one shot, it took me a few weeks to churn out but im happy w the end result!! i rlly hope u guys like this; if u do, feedbackis greatly appreciated! also, here is my masterlist!! enjoy :-)