anonymous asked:

I actually feel like I'm going to cry. I've tried for so long and so hard to lose weight but nothing works. I'm 5'1 and weigh 50kg and my goal weight is 40kg. I'm so hoping your book helps, how fast do you think I can lose this? Thank you so much❤💋x

>???? Because you have extremely unhealthy and unrealistic goals. & the fact you say “how fast do you think I can lose this?” further proves that and shows how this is not a good mindset you’re in 🙁 What you need to do is start loving yourself and your body! Focus on both your physical and mental health, stop trying to kill yourself and your health. If i was you I’d feel like crying all the time too because my body would probably be deprived of food so my mental state wouldn’t be where it should be. Stop this, please. xx


Whose bad end is this again?

aka thoughts that keep me up at 2am if we had his ROUTE

To all my writers out there, particularly fanfic writers because I am one and I’m feelin this hardcore

  • It’s okay that you haven’t written for a while, you can take breaks.
  • You can start writing again whenever you want, you don’t need an excuse.
  • If you would still like an excuse, here it is: I want you to start again, you should totally do it.
  • It’s ok if you’re out of practice, you’ll pick up traction again.
  • We’re all learners and its good to have role models, but try to be better than the writer were before, and try less to be ‘as good as’ someone else.
  • It’s alright to abandon a piece if you have no enthusiasm or passion left for it.
  • It’s okay to be needlessly dramatic.
  • It’s okay to be needlessly ridiculous.
  • Write the crackfic, write the rarepair, or write the popular pair. Write what you want to write.
  • Yes someone has probably written this scene before.
  • Write it anyway if you want to write it.
  • Yeah that trope has probably been done a million times.
  • Use it anyway if you want to use it.
  • Probably there are people who are tired of reading about that AU.
  • Write it anyway, they don’t have to read it.
  • Respect your audience, but don’t let other people dictate what you create.
  • Reblog your own work. Be proud of it. You deserve to pat yourself on the back.
  • I’m proud of you, you’re doing great.
  • Keep writing, keep making stuff. People will care. 
  • Future you will especially care.

Okay but imagine the companions reactions to you proposing/giving them the other wedding ring: 

 Piper: Would be a stuttering blushing mess, “I-I mean, like, you’re sure Blue? With me? Like for real??!?" 

 Preston: He’d be beaming, his face would light up like never before as he agrees. Through in an affectionate "I love you too” in there. 

 MacCready: Nerd would pick you up and spin you around, probably fall to the ground and pepper you face with kisses. 

 Curie: Enthusiastically repeating “Oui Oui Oui!!!” While slightly bouncing with excitement. 

 Danse: Would be silent for a moment. You think he’s about to say no when he softly asks “Are you sure?” After you nod yes he tried to put it on, only to forget he’s wearing power armor so it doesn’t fit. 

 Cait: Tries to be as stoic as possible, but she starts crying. She never thought she’d ever be this happy.

 Hancock: puts the ring on, but doesn’t say anything, he takes your hand and brings to to the balcony of the state house in Goodneighbor. He calls everyone to the square and announces the engagement loudly and excitedly, much to your embarrassment. Dips you for a kiss just to show off even more.


idk i’ll just keep adding to this every now and then

1. “i’m not here because i want to be. i’m here because i made a promise, and i keep my promises.”
2. “i remember; we did that all the time when we were younger.”
3. “i didn’t mean to break your heart.”
4. “i didn’t mean for it to go this far.”
5. “i hate you. you’re everywhere, and i can’t escape you. i can’t go anywhere without being reminded of you.”
6. “i know you don’t love me, but please, just lie to me once more.”
7. “no matter what, i’ll always remember you this way.”
8. “let’s go for a drive.”
9. “because even if it hurts, i can’t bear to see you unhappy.”
10. “save me a dance, will you?”
11. “but everyone’s watching”
12. “even after everything, i don’t regret loving you.”
13. “i can’t believe you just said that.”
14. “i wish you didn’t have to go.”
15. “remind me again of how much you love me.”
16. “teach me.”
17. “can i hold your hand?”
18. “would you mind? i just need someone right now.”
19. “you never let anyone in, and that’s why everyone leaves.”
20. “i promise i won’t let you fall.”
21. “please don’t ever do that again.”
22. “what’s wrong with me?”
23. “how did we get here?”
24. “i love you today, and i’ll love you tomorrow and everyday after that.”
25. “pretty please”
26. “look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t love him/her anymore.”
27. “i’ll go if that’s what’ll make you happy.”
28. “i don’t need you. i don’t need anyone.”
29. “now, don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with me already.”
30. “you’re so pretty.”
31. “help me understand.”
32. “i can’t live like this anymore!”
33. “why do you keep lying to me?”
34. “it hurts to look at you.”
35. “she/he and i were friends once.”
36. “that’s bullshit and you know it!”
37. “it’s 3 am. wanna go get some pizza?”
38. “a milkshake with two straws? how romantic!”
39. “someone once told me that we fall in love with beauty.”
40. “we all make mistakes; we’re human. it’s what we do.”
41. “prove me wrong.”
42. “i’ll do it myself if i have to.”
43. “take me anywhere but here.”
44. “you already have all of me.”
45. “all i know is that the stars have never looked brighter than in this moment with you.”
46. “for you sake, i hope you’re wrong.”
47. “i did everything for you.”
48. “i’d give away everything i own if it meant i could be with you.”
49. “i wish i could capture this moment in a bottle and keep it forever.”
50. “i wish we could go back to when you could be you and i could be me.”
51. “you’ve never looked more beautiful than you are in this moment.”
52. “yeah, my heart does that when i’m around you.”
53. “keep it in your pants!”
54. “is that a drawing of me?”
55. “sing for me?”
56. “will you be here when i wake up?”
57. “tell me, did you even love me?”
58. “will you think about someone else for once?”
59. “i can’t believe you thought i ever loved you.”
60. “people always leave me. you’re the only constant person in my life.”
61. “you’ll leave me eventually; they all do.”
62. “hypothetically speaking, what would you say if i asked you to marry me?”
63. “oh cmon, everyone’s got a story.”
64. “i know your secret.”
65. “i’d be careful if i were you.”
66. “what’s wrong with guys/girls like me?”
67. “it’s so easy to fall in love with you.”
68. “you got what you wanted; now go!”
69. “i wish we could go back to the way things used to be.”
70. “congratulations, you’ve finally managed to break my heart.”
71. “would you like an award for that?”
72. “i’m completely and utterly in love with you, and i wouldn’t have it any other way.”
73. “thanks for, you know, sticking with me.”
74. “it’s you and me against the world, kid.”
75. “i hate you, and i wish we never met.”

Okay so there is this one game that is I think gets played every time to time this year at the Haus called “Tango or Google?”. This game is a drinking game where Holster gives a phrase to Tango  Tango then comes up with the first question that comes to mind.

Holster then types the same phrase into Google and picks the most ridiculous, absurd and outright stupid auto complete result out of the first few results.

Holster then asks the questions and the Haus has to decide which is Google and which is Tango. 

If someone guesses wrong, then they take a drink. 

It gets better the drunker that Tango and company gets. They seriously debate each answer and the logistics of everything. Tango gets an answer (sort of) and the Haus gets fun. 

Examples of phrases are:

“What Happens If…” 
Google asks “What happens if you eat all of the marajuana?” 
Tango asks “What happens if you breathe too much?”

Everyone loses it when the questioners are revealed. 

And Ransom knows most of the biology answers. But sometimes there are times that Tango just asks “what happens if the president marries a Queen?” or “why is the word ‘short’ longer than the word ‘long’?” or “why does frozen yogurt taste different than yogurt that is frozen?” or even “why do toasters have a setting that burns toast?”

those just sort of stump everyone past a certain level of drunkenness 

  • Listen


I loved this dorky, adorable comic so freaking much that I had to dub it. 

Joker is voiced by me, Shepard by @dreamwalkertara and EDI by AderuMoro. Again, the original comic is by Kisu-no-hi and can be found here.

Background music is from Star Ocean 4 and Guilty Gear Xrd -Sign-.

I don’t think you understand how beautiful you make my world, just by existing in it.
—  Nicole Torres// excerpt #33