helping out my friend

Conspiracy time, since I haven’t really gone Markiplier Conspiracy Theorist in awhile:

To preface, yes, I admit that I was a bit unfair with my feelings towards Mark’s absence, and that was mostly due to my negative headspace I’ve been drifting in and out of lately. But, I think it’s a reasonable approach to be concerned about him maybe neglecting us, maybe not. However, my mind has changed on the subject:

My good friend @lum1natrix has been helping me out a bit and helped me think up some of this!

Mark has worked hard to keep up with us, yes? He worked on getting his schedule back and interacting with us more after breaking away last year. But. He’s doing it again… or is he?. Yes, he is absent unfortunately, but I do not think it’s due to those reasons. What I think it is is something likely skit related, or maybe some mindblowing bullshit that we cannot perceive due to Amy’s alien connections lol.

Notice Mark’s recent uploads. He’s been uploading more time saving videos, I would say. Stuff that is clearly older (see the collabs with Jack, Bob and Wade). Shorter videos like this mornings. Then no upload. He’s been an hour late for a few days. And then a few minutes off for others. This is making me think he needs time for stuff. Like perhaps an ego related thing, maybe.

Reasonably, he does have a life outside of Markiplier, but it seems like it rarely gets in the way of fan interaction, especially for this long. That’s why I personally think he is likely doing something via a big skit maybe.

Right now it seems, based on his more frequent posting on twitter, that they might be in a finalizing stage of things, perhaps. For the absense to have been as long as it’s been with barely anything AND lateness, it’s weird. especially with no updates/explaination of things. He seemed like he wanted to keep us in the know about things not too personal. Especially with the deeper videos and such. Considering if memory serves me right, it wasn’t exactly this barren with the last few skits?

Today even, it’s weird. Just .-.!!

tl;dr: maybe it’s skit related, maybe not

I can only hope that he’s doing okay and that he comes back soon lol

Sean: Do you need anybody / I need somebody to love (laughs)
That’s my favorite song.

John: Very good.

Sean: Who sings ‘I need somebody to love’? You?

John: No Ringo, but Paul and I sing with him.

Yoko: What’s the song called?

John: Uhm, (sings) What would you think, uhm-

Sean: What would-

John: -you think, uh what’s it called?

Sean: What would you think if I sang in a song-

John: Sang out of tune. Oh, With a Little Help From My Friends, that’s what it’s called.

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Old man

When I was 16. I was helping my grandfather out at his company. His best friend worked with him (55) i was a huge flirt. (My brother had been Gromming me since I was 12) And I would sit on the desk and open my legs for him and touching my pussy. I alway pretended that I was not doing it. Till one day. I was making coffee and he came in and was standing really close to me. I feel his hard cock rubbing along my ass. He whisper you little tease. I pushed back on his cock and rubbed my ass all over.

He started kissing my neck and my pussy was dripping. It felt so good to be getting attention from and older man.

His hand then slipped in to my pants and he started fingering me. I came so hard on his hand. He pulled it out licked his finger and told me he will be fucking me be for the end of the holiday. A few days later he was right.

I am now 35 and I would love to fuck an old man 70 to…… Make the dreams come true. A few more times.

help a couple of gay trans guys out!

Hey friends, my name is Finley, and I’ve had a couple of other posts like this circulating around. As many of you already know, I’m an autistic, gay trans guy who’s trying to get out of an abusive home and move in with my fiancé, Astron. I’m gonna try to hold out until I can go away to college, but hiding my gender, my sexuality, my relationship, and my religion (Hellenic Pagan with Baptist parents - it’s not good times, y’all) is really wearing on me and destroying my mental health. 

I’m trying to raise enough money to keep both myself and my fiancé financially independent once we’ve moved in together, and any donations at all would be appreciated. They’ll go towards a safe binder, clothes that I can pass in, rent, college, bills, the costs of moving and getting married, etc. I’ve already raised $226, which is amazing, and I can’t thank those of you who’ve already donated enough. 

My PayPal is (registered under my deadname, please ignore), and my Ko-Fi is Please reblog even if you can’t donate, and thank you all so very much for the help we’ve already received. xoxo, Finley 💜

Voltron Terminology: Season Three

A list of places, objects, phrases, and new characters introduced in Season Three. All spelling is from the subtitles. Might be missing one or two. Good luck, content creators!


Puigsaved by Lance and Hunk in s3ep1, attacked again later by the Galra General Ladies. Call themselves the Puigians.
Ulippa System – Throk is transferred out here. The planet/system has ice worms.
Va’Kar quadrant – the Paladins set a course to this place during their search for Lotor and the comet.
Planet Kythra – a tribal desert people, featuring the same large feathered ears as the aliens who rescued Matt. Pronounced “keeth-ra”.
Tando people – live in the Valurian quadrant, and wear flappy loose pants.
Paglium quadrant – the yellow and blue lions were spotted here between season two and three.
Planet Thayserix – planet made of dense gases with unusual magnetic poles that cancel the sensors. Atmosphere has areas full of Red Syntian Nitrate, which is a highly combustible gas that goes BOOM when you shoot through it with “amplified emissions of light.” (In summary: lasers bad. Ice guns okay.)
Daibazaal - original home of the Galra. The comet that Voltron was made from crashed here.
Rygnirath - home of the original Yellow Paladin, Gyrgan
the Dalterion Belt - home of the original Green Paladin, Trigel
Nalquod - home of the original Blue Paladin, Blaytz

Terms and Objects

Red Syntian Nitrate – a highly combustible gas found in parts of Thayserix’s atmosphere. See above.
Skort pantaloons – flappy loose pants traditionally worn by the Tando people.
Bogwaggle-cape – can be trained to sing theme songs. Coran had one back in the day.
Nanothermite titanium-boron – the bomb that broke Matt out of galra prison
Tel-Galax exploration shuttle – one of King Alfor’s deep space vessels. The team come upon it half-suspended between realities. Note: This ship in particular is Commodore Trayling’s ship.
Non-cogs – a term used by trans-reality Alteans that refers to people controlled by the hokril.
Hokril – a device that plugs directly into one’s brain via the back of the skull. This device saps the fighting force from a person – from “enemies”. Used by the trans-reality Alteans to bring “peace”.
Klygarg – a computer or database of some sort. Transmissions can be logged on this device, which needs a password to activate.

Note: the comet that Voltron was made from, as well as Lotor’s new battle-ship, is never specified by name. The ship (and Voltron) are said to be made from the “ore” produced by the comet – but the comet itself currently has no specified name.


By King Groggery the Infirm! – used by Coran as an exclamation. Fun fact: King Groggery the Infirm is also on the Altean currency that Coran tries to bribe the mall-directory!Unilu with in Space Mall (Season 2.7).
By the ancients – another one of Coran’s exclamations.
Hold your gazurgas, everyone! – thank you, Coran.
And I’m the Phoblan of Gargalax – Shiro’s taller captor uses this as a sarcastic statement of disbelief, similar to “sure, and I’m the King of France.”
By willow! – Gyrgan exclaims this at least twice.


Guns of Gamara – really, Sven?


Lotor’s Generals
Ezor – awesome. ‘ribbon-hair’ Galra
Narti – blind with a kitty. Also has tail.
Zethrid – big fluffy ears. Always down to fight.
Acxa – the Galra Keith met in the weblum. Note: the subtitles spell her name differently almost every time.

Original Paladins
Zarkon, from planet Daibazaal – original Black Paladin
King Alfor, from planet Altea – original Red Paladin
Gyrgan, from Rygnirath – original Yellow Paladin
Trigel, from the Dalterion Belt – original Green Paladin
Blaytz, from Nalquod – original Blue Paladin

Commander Throk – attempts to undermine Lotor
Commander Trayling - was in charge of the exploration shuttle the Paladins discover.
Sven – ……….
General Hira – the pink-haired Altean met in the trans-reality. Refers to Allura as ‘Empress.’
Her companion with the spectacles is never named.
Moxilous – a “non-cog” controlled by the Alteans in the trans-reality
Vakala – tiny alien on the ice planet fake!Shiro/Kuron lands on. Their companion, the larger alien, is not named.
Subject Y0XT39 – approved for use in Operation Kuron.
Note: Shiro’s fugitive number is 117-9875. (Season 1.10)
General Raht – assigned by Haggar to keep an eye on Prince Lotor.
Honerva – Haggar’s original name
Kova – Honerva’s cat. Same species as the cat that Narti uses to see through – possibly the same cat? Maybe season 4 will tell us.

Go forth and create!

sometimes you need to accept that yes i may have been a little bit manipulative. yes i worded something in a specific way that would make my friend/fp/SO feel a bit guilty. yes i could have handled that situation in a much better way. yes i am wrong.

anonymous asked:

Let's all be honest with ourselves. Lucio would be one of the muses too.

t hats actually really sweet omg??

everybody else is there because they know either hanzo or jesse personally but lúcio just wants to help make people happy :’’)))

(refers to this post!!)

Lockers - Peter Parker

request -  hey, welcome to tumblr ! great username XD i was wondering if you could do a scenario where the reader was in the elevator then as spiderman pulls her up, she recognizes his voice then the next day, she confronts peter in at school, in an empty classroom and says she knows who he is and then hugs him out of nowhere and so much fluff ugh. thank you and i wish you the best with the blog !

a/n - i went through many different plots/settings with this fic so it took a while but, writing this was really fun. it sort of become rly super duper long so i apologize for that LOL and hopefully the fluff isn’t a flop like me but don’t forget to request a peter parker/spider-man fic if you’d like and follow!

The elevator began to shake even more, dropping one more time before I felt as if our fate was waiting for us down at the bottom floor. The broken glass made it hard to stand up, but what was even worse was that I was the only one left in the doomed elevator.

“Grab onto my hand!” The officer shouted at me, extending his arm to be the best way he could. I tried to desperately to reach it, but I couldn’t. The mix of adrenaline and fear had struck my body to the max.

“Sir, I-I can’t.” I cried, my heart breaking even more. Just then, the elevator went down another foot, and I felt my back press up against the tarnished wall. All I could hear was the harsh beat of my heart and the yells for help from the people up top.

“(Y/N) please! Try again!” I heard Liz yell from above. The situation had become to surreal to me that I almost became numb to it, with what could happen in a matter of seconds not scaring me as much as it should be.

Before I could register anything else, the sound of glass breaking snapped me back into reality. But surprisingly, it wasn’t from the elevator.

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Friendly Reminder

that while you can make jokes about Feyre manipulating Lucien in ACOWAR by using his mating bond with Elain, that will not make him change. It will make him worse. His condition will get worse as the female he saw as a friend, manipulates him again and again. Just as Tamlin did to him.  

got7 visits the USA!

mark, a native:

  • hugs his parents immediately (jackson calls his mom: “i miss you”)
  • this is where I eat things, and this is where I do things, and this is where I do other things 
  • ot6 follows mork like ducklings following a mama duck
  • aggressively yelp-ing


  • says “y’all” a lot bc he saw it in a movie once
  • is so over everyone asking where they’re from, who cares
  • decides that they’re all going to say they’re from Finland 
  • convinces everyone that it’s quintessential to visit ellis island + the statue of liberty
  • for history, guys
  • photo bombs all the pictures with derpy faces that you didn’t know a human face could make  


  • starts a U.S.A chant (just him: U.S.A…U.S.A…U.S.A)
  • strikes up conversation with protesters, often realizing he doesn’t know how to exit the convo
  • after everything bambam says, “so what he’s really trying to say is ___” 
  • duck lip selfies with the selfie stick
  • wore a basketball jersey bc appropriate 


  • is someone really called honey booboo?
  • fidgets with stupid trinkets at rest stops like those tiny music boxes that play music if you crank it
  • often searches for chairs or ledges to lean on 
  • should’ve worn more supportive loafers
  • what are miles even??? no metric?
  • ordered a “hot dog” expecting a corndog, but did not get a corndog 
  • shook’th


  • is super confident with his cute af broken english
  • gives whatever money he can to every single street performer and homeless person he sees 
  • doesn’t know how he should refer to the country 
  • USA, america, the states, united states of america, the US, US of A ??????
  • y


  • big mac
  • collects as many state-themed starbucks mugs 
  • OMG some stranger reply dabbed him
  • America is good 
  • should we go to the Mall of America (mark: that’s literally in Minnesota)
  • finds all the trendy food/dessert places via instagram


  • rehearses english phrases prior to landing in America
  • waits patiently in chris brown’s driveway
  • wow bald eagles really do look bald hahahahahaha
  • insists on trying LA galbi …in LA 
  • was accidentally left at the airbnb the morning of the flight

ot6 on the plane back to Korea: WHERE’S YUGYEOMMAH


If you remembered me going on short breaks near the end of June and start of July, saying I was doing some big project, then hint hint (I have been translating a whole loooooot lol( ´_ゝ`)

Hopefully, the QC will be done soon~

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I didn’t want to do this unless I didn’t have a choice I….im unable to currently afford living in my apartment and I could really use any help anyone has to offer with paying my rent due by the 3rd of the month. Reasons I really didn’t want to get into but to put it simply I kicked out my last roommate from the past 7 months because of abuse. Mainly mental and verbal, I won’t name drop and I won’t say some of it wasn’t my own fault, but living with them was driving me to a place I couldn’t stand anymore and I’d rather struggle than be even more depressed than usual and deal with someone that made me very uncomfortable.

My rent is over $1,000 and I only get paid every two weeks and my checks are hardly $600 on a good week. I’m trying hard to find a better paying job, I have a degree and even that’s not helping. It’s tough. I also have my cat and honestly I’d rather starve before I let anything happen to her because she’s all I have. She’s taken care of just fine but I’m really stressed out about rent and upcoming bills. Honestly if everyone donated a dollar I’d actually have enough to cover the other half of rent for the next 2 months at least which would help tremendously. I can draw things to help with donations, I don’t believe my art work is amazing or anything and it’s traditional but I’d appreciate any help I can get so my cat and I don’t get evicted. My PayPal is I’m doing it this way instead of typing out a gofundme. Please please help if you can, thank you.

“I hated you,” Laurent says, tracing the scars with his fingertips.

Damen starts, then goes still under Laurent’s touch. “I know,” he says after a long moment, his voice slow and rough.

Damen tends to doze off after sex, in the interval between his climax and Laurent returning to their bed, molding himself against Damen’s warm pliant body. Maybe he’d already been asleep.

Maybe Laurent should’ve kept his mouth shut.

“I hated you so badly,” he says. “I’d been hating you so badly for so long. I couldn’t—”

Damen doesn’t move. He stays exactly where he is, curled up on his side with his back to Laurent. Head bent forward, resting on his hands. The curve of his neck looks both appealing and achingly vulnerable. Laurent wants to touch it, wants to kiss it. Wants to cover it with his mouth and his hands to shield it from the world.

“I fixated on you,” Laurent says. He doesn’t want to say these words. He needs to say these words. He’s been holding them inside for too long. They’ve been growing larger in the space between them, even if Damen hasn’t noticed. “People die in war, in battle. In honest combat. I must’ve known, on some level, that it was foolish to hold you—you personally—responsible, but I did. It was easier, blaming you.”

Damianos, prince-killer. The image of his face forever etched into Laurent’s memory. The whisper of his name. All those years Laurent had carried it with him, a maddening undercurrent to his pulse. Damianos, prince-killer. Damianos, who had slain the man Laurent loved more than anyone.

“And then they brought you in front of me,” Laurent says, “trapped, chained, forced down onto your knees, utterly unable to make sense of what was happening to you. Refusing to believe it.”

The way Laurent had felt, after Auguste’s death.

Damianos, prince-killer, who had unwittingly removed the last obstacle standing between Laurent and his uncle.

Damen is breathing hard, Laurent realizes. Curled up on his side, holding still, taking deep shuddering breaths that make his back tremble under Laurent’s hand.

Laurent should’ve kept his mouth shut, but it’s too late now.

“I hated you for so long,” Laurent says, as his fingertips find a thick, ragged line of scar tissue that runs diagonally down one of Damen’s shoulder blades. The lash must’ve cut especially deep here. Too deep for Paschal’s healing salves to assuage it. “If I hadn’t—”

I would never have been able to forgive you.

I would never have been able to forgive myself for forgiving you.

“I had to,” he says, “I’m sorry,” and he leans down to press his lips to the scar, feels Damen shudder under him.


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