Humans are so weird. Cute things are even weirder. I personally couldn’t give you the definition of cute but if I see something small/ fluffy/ soft/ appealing I will think “cute”
Why is it cute? I don’t know it just is look at it look at how cute it is.
We are interrogating the head kobold and trying to make a deal with him to see if we could get through with less trouble and get loot. Our Goliath Barbarian is not the brightest and is helping to persuade.
Barbarian: “We don’t like orcs. You help us, we help you, and then you will be my pet.”
DM: “Roll for persuasion.”
*rolls an 18, as opposed to the kobold’s 17*
DM: “You notice that there are collars and chains around the room. He’s into it.”
I had some talk about troll x orc couples and it reminded me about my halfbreed girl Tajira (maybe you remember this one crappy shetch which I posted some time ago) and I finally drew her face and omg, she’s so cuuute 😍
Also know as Imagine travelling with the Company, and Legolas stalking you because he likes you.
A/N - First of all, I’m sorry its a day late. Well two days late. I finished it last night and was too tired to check through it so I did it this morning on the way to Manchester. I appear to be obsessing over Legolas at the moment (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing). Yes, its in third person again I just couldn’t get second person view to co-operate with me! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it :) Constructive criticism welcome.
Words - 1,866 Paring - Legolas Greenleaf x Reader Imagine
Legolas knew there was something special about the human
when he first saw her. For one, she was fighting amongst dwarves, which was
almost unheard of. Secondly, she was beautifully feisty especially when she was
defending her friends. Thirdly, she saved his behind from one of the monstrous
spiders of Mirkwood. That was the reason he often found himself volunteering to
guard the prisoners, much to his father’s dismay. He even found himself giving
her more food than her fellow captives.
Even then, the odd little human didn’t pay any attention to him. Sure, she
smiled in thanks when he gave her food but other than that she didn’t seem to
know he existed.
It was insulting really. A prince shouldn’t have to bend over backwards to be
noticed by a mere mortal.
I got people curious as to how I draw orc/tusked mouths and so I decided to sketch a few - a special wink to varekk!
Also, the bottom is a quick “how to” my orc mouths? So yeah here it goes:
outline of the mouth; I often use mirrors or a good reference
TEETH, no details yet just outline where the teeth are going to “rest on”
Tusks, since they’re what takes up the most space; gotta know where they’re gonna show
Lower lip is divided into two sets of lateral commisures (sides of the mouth) shown as small spheres that “wrap” around the two lower canines. The line in the middle helps me know where the lower lip will meet
For the anon who requested “fic recs”. Here’s a list of my favorite Kíliel fanfics (with some Tauriel centric, Legriel and even Thrandiel additions). I’ll place my absolute favorites at the top and the rest, randomly, behind the cut.
What would happen if Smaug had never taken Erebor and Kili had grown up a Prince while Tauriel was still the Captain of the Royal Guard? How would events unfold if they met and were attracted to one another? Reckless: AO3 Reckless: FF.net
A Lover of the Light by CircusBones
A possible adventure, between a posturing youngster Dwarf and a sheltered Elf Captain.
Though far Away byCircusBones (unfinished but AMAZING)
By popular demand, an alternate outcome to A Lover of The Light. The sons of Dis survive, though Thorin Oakenshield has fallen. Fili is a King who feels he’s far too young, Kili can’t get over a very inconvenient attraction, and Balin would appreciate a day off. Though far Away: AO3
Should there be Starlight by PrincessQuill
Tauriel sacrifices her life in Mirkwood and her position as captain of the guard to act on her convictions. With Legolas’s help, she pursues the orcs hunting the dwarves to Laketown, where the Elves rescue Kili and the others. This Kiliel-ish fic offers a possible progression of events beyond DoS, with multiple POVs and a synthesis of movie and bookverse. It will go through to BoFA.
My stuff for university (Since I’m moving soon haha)
Five Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do In My Life:
Achieve my art goals
Find the right girl
Make sure that my family and friends have all their need fulfilled
Find a job I’d love, for once
Try not to hate people (Sadly that one will never happen I’m salty as hell)
Five Things That Make Me Happy:
Seeing friends daily
The video games I have
Being accepted in university
Being able to art
Five Things On My To-Do List:
Getting a job in a big animation studio / video game studio
Own a bird.
Visiting some countries I had interest into
Learn Spanish and Russian, speaking a more fluent english
Having a nice comfy house
Five Things People May Not Know About Me:
I’m a salty and appear cold-hearted sometimes but inside it hurts me to hurt people, but sometimes, you gotta
I’m one hell of a jealous person. I tried to change that more than once
My sister and I are the only artistic ones of our family. Where is it coming from? I have no idea.
I first learned english from Pokemon when I was a young girl. I would always ask my dad what this or that meant (He has a good base). Then, I was exposed to Deviantart and Flipnote Hatena, where I had no choice to learn how to write in english in order to socialise.
I talk to a lot of people, but I don’t always wish to befriend them. I just love to talk when I’m hyped.
Name?: Only close friends know my real name, and it shall remains as it is
Nicknames?: Zestu, Shinzo, Midnight, Heartless… Got a lot of usernames with time, so people call me whatever they wanna call me lmao
Sexual Orientation?: Gay
Ethnicity?: French Canadian (With some viking and french blood flowing in my veins)
Favorite Fruit?: Strawberries and Watermelon (Also maybe grapes (I’m a fruit hoe))
Favorite Season?: Summer (Even tho I hate the heat)
Favorite Flower?: I’m not good with flowers :( But I like the flower looking like tiny hanging naked men
Favorite Scent?: Fruity scents are the best, along with cooked meat
Favorite Animal?: Wolves, birds and felines
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: Hot chocolate, but I’d rather have chocolate milk ;P
Cat or dog?: Both, but I have a preference for cats
Dream Trip?: UK or Russia
Number of Followers?: 50 and I don’t really mind lol. I’m just a food blog
What do I post about?: Food, landscapes, fandom stuff from time to time
Do I get asks on a regular basis?: Not at all, never got an ask since I deleted my old tumblr account lmao
Favorite Band?: Icon for Hire
Fictional Character I’d Date?: Velvet Crowe from Tales of Berseria. Or Ryuko Matoi from Kill la Kill
Hogwarts House?: I thought I’d be close to RavenClaw, but after a few tests I’d be Gryffindor
Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you!
I am 5'7" or taller
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing (used to have earrings)
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces
I love meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality
I can sing well
I can play an instrument (Guitar, electric guitar, piano)
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch
I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
I do or have done martial arts
I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol (But it tastes nasty…except Palm Bay)
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts
I’m in a relationship
I have a crush on a celebrity
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year (Does 7 months count)
I have had feelings for a friend
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close at my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the united states
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CD’s
I share my room with someone
I have breakdanced
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
1. Velvet Crowe - Tales of Berseria Magilou is also my fav 2. Milla Maxwell - Tales of Xillia 3. Guy Cecil - Tales of the Abyss 4. Mikleo - Tales of Zestiria 5. Ryuko Matoi - Kill la Kill 6. Garnet - Steven Universe 7. Durotan - World of Warcraft / Warcraft; The Beginning 8. Tracer - Overwatch 9. Callie - Splatoon 10. Archie - Pokemon
Of all of the characters of The Silmarillion, Haleth, human Queen of the Haladin, is one of my favorite.
“Haldad had twin children: Haleth his daughter, and Haldar his son; and both were valiant in the defence, for Haleth was a woman of great heart and strenght. But at last Haldad was slain in a sortie against the Orcs; and Haldar, who rushed out to save his father’s body from their butchery, was hewn down beside him. The Haleth held the people together, though they were without hope…But seven days later, as the Orcs made their last assault and had already broken through the stockade, there came suddenly a music of trumpets, and Caranthir with his host came down from the north and drove the Orcs into the rivers.
Then Caranthir looked kindly upon Men and did Haleth great honour; and he offered her recompense for her father and brother. And seeing, over late, what valour there was in the Edain, he said to her: 'If you will remove and dwell further north, there you shall have the friendship and protection of the Eldar, and free lands of your own.’
But Haleth was proud, and unwilling to be guilded or ruled, and most of the Haladin were of like mood…When therefore the Haladin had gathered all whom they could find alive of their folk who had fled wild into the woods before the Orcs, and had gleaned what remained of their goods in their burned homesteads, they took Haleth for their chief; and she led them at last to Estolad, and there dwelt for a time.”
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion
She also had one of my favorite quotes after Thingol begrudgingly let her people settle on his land in exchange for her help fighting the Orcs.
“Where are Haldad my father, and Haldar my brother? If the King of Doriath fears a friendship between Haleth and those who have devoured her kin, then the thoughts of the Eldar are strange to Men.”
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion
This is a really nice way of her saying, “If Thingol thinks that I’ll ally my people with Morgoth, whose Orcs attacked and killed, among others of my people, my father and brother, then he’s a fucking idiot.”
Thorin watched the peculiar girl as she dug her elbow into Dwalin’s thick muscled back and cringed as the act seemed horribly painful. And yet, rather than a roar, she elicited a relieved sigh from the grizzly dwarf and ran her knuckles firmly down his shoulder blades. Dwalin leaned his head forward as the small dwarrow pushed all her strength against him as she tried to loosen the strained shoulders of his broad back. Despite her size, she appeared to be stronger than any other member of his company.
The king rubbed his knee anxiously as he watched the scene, though he nearly gave an unexpected chuckle as she continued her work and Dwalin seemed to purr under her touch. Several other members of the Company had accepted the dwarrow’s offer of her services and he could not blame them as it had been a ragged journey. She had explained to them that she had done so many a time and many had been as skeptical as himself. They had only relented after they had watched her ply her hands to Bombur when he had slept on a scatter of rocks and been unable to raise himself from the ground.