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Honesty Hour

Pairings: Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Style: One-Shot


Warnings: Language, some angst, and implications of sex. But really this is just pure hilarity in a fake world where all these adorable man!heroes are your best friends.

Word Count: 3K

Summary: It’s your turn to host Friendsgiving, and all your closest friends are attending – Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, and of course, Tom Hiddleston. After a whole lot of booze, the conversation steers into the boys asking your ‘FMK’ (Fuck, Marry, Kill) opinions - which leads to honesty hour with Tom.

A/N: OK so writing five people is hard af and that’s why this is so freaking long, but if you bear with me through this I think you’ll actually LOL at several parts of this little drabble. :) Anon, I hope this does you justice! Gif isn’t mine!

Originally posted by arianalilyblack

You’re not sure why, or how, really, but for the second year in a row you’d agreed to it. You’d be hosting “Friendsgiving”, and in only a few minutes everyone would be arriving.

“Fuck me.” You mumble to yourself, fighting to get butter and pepper all over the outside of the turkey.

“Oh come on now, Doll. You gotta play a little harder to get than that.”

Chris’s voice made you jump.

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hey i just wanted to say that if you’re already scraping by to make ends meet, the holidays are really hard. and that puts pressure on you and on your whole family. and if there’s one thing i hope you know it’s that you don’t need to prove you love someone by buying them something. i know we all want to get the people we care about really fancy things. but i’m okay if you get me like a smooth rock you found by the ocean. i know it’s true of other people, too. i’d rather you hand me a diy picture frame from popsicle sticks than something you had to go into debt to buy, and i think any person who’s worth their socks will tell you the same thing. and on that note? everybody loves socks, and they’re pretty cheap. yes, it’d be great if you and i stumbled on enough money to actually afford things. but love, i’ve learned, isn’t about the buying.

and on that note? for those of you out there who find the holidays a particularly dark time… i hope you know there will always be someone willing to open the door for you. even when it feels like there’s no one. even if that door is a window you have to crawl through. 

and for those of us who have more than we need, i hope we open those doors. if you notice someone who is going to be alone during the holidays, or who is usually depressed but for no apparent reason seems markedly happy and is giving away their things, please invite them over. hang out with them, no matter how awkward it is. sudden cleaning and long notes about how much they love you are also signs of suicide. with recent changes in insurance, it’s increasingly harder to find mental health care, so help a friend out (and maybe even yourself!) by figuring out who still takes the insurance offered so we can all give ourselves the gift of coping mechanisms, the gift that keeps on giving.

i hope you all are happy and safe this season!

Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.7
  • <p> <b></b> *Natsu's Birthday When he was younger** Its morning*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUMBAG.<p/><b>Gray:</b> *tackles Natsu in his sleep* WAKE UPPP<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *appears from underneath the covers and smacks Natsu* WAKEY WAKEY.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *wakes up and slaps Gajeel* WHAT.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YOU SON OF A GUN.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *blindfolded* Gray, why do i have to be blindfolded?<p/><b>Gray:</b> Because you are trying to pin the tail on the donkey.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> but the pin could hurt the donkey. I might trip and get hurt.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Stop being such a baby<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I am a baby. Im 6.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Just do it.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *pouts and walks the opposite direction of the board*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wendy you are going the w--*sees her heading towards Gajeel* You're doing great.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *pats Gajeels butt* I think i found it ..*pins*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Wha--*yelps in pain*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *on the ground laughing*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> AHAHAHA.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *still blindfolded* did i do it?<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Everyone:</b> Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Natsu! Happy birthday to you!<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *comes in with the cake* I have the ca-- *trips and the cake lands on Natsu*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ...<p/><b>Natsu:</b> CAKE FIGHT! *throws cake at Erza*<p/><b>Erza:</b> You PUNK! *throws it back*<p/><b>Laxus:</b> wth**gets hit with cake*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> FOR SPARTA.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *is hiding underneath the table eating cake* im suppose to be the child here.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> im doing it..*scrolling through playlist*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> natsu pls..<p/><b>Gray:</b> DO IT.<p/><b></b> *plays harlem shake*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *bursts in "dancing"*<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *walking into school*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> If anyone has trouble with Wendy you have trouble with ME.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YEAH DONT MESS WITH HER<p/><b>Gray:</b> all you heartbreakers back the fuck off.<p/><b>Erza:</b> guys wendy doesnt even go here.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Man it's so peaceful<p/><b>Cobra:</b> ...<p/><b>Cobra:</b> HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU 5 IDIOTS.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *And this is the story of how Natsu met Lucy*<p/><b></b> *School Fair*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> DUDE LOOK. *points to a pig pen*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I DARE YOU TO GO IN AND JOIN YOUR FAMILY NATSU.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Wow, shady. And No fucking way--*sees Lucy staring his way*<p/><b>Lucy:</b> hey you two<p/><b>Gajeel&Gray:</b> Hey Lucy<p/><b>Natsu:</b> whaa...<p/><b>Lucy:</b> Is this your brother?<p/><b>Gray:</b> Yup he's the idiot<p/><b>Natsu:</b> HEY!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> We just dared natsu to go into the pig pen<p/><b>Lucy:</b> there's no way he's gonna do it<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ill do it.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *jumps into pig pen* Easy there piggy<p/><b>Pig:</b> *looks pissed off*<p/><b>Gray:</b> uh natsu..i think you should..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *starts getting chased by pig*W-OAH . HELLLPPPP ME! *runs around but trips straight into the mud*<p/><b>Gajeel&Gray:</b> *burst out laughing*<p/><b>Lucy:</b> *giggles at Natsu*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *cheeky smile* I guess it was worth it .<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> One<p/><b>Wendy:</b> two<p/><b>Wendy:</b> three<p/><b>Wendy:</b> ten! ready or not here i come<p/><b></b> __<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *singing Bad by Michael Jackson* Well they say the sky's the limit!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *slides into the room with sunglasses on* And to me that's really true!<p/><b>Gray:</b> *appears with a hat* But my friend you have seen nothin'!<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *appears from behind couch* Just wait 'til I get through!<p/><b>Everyone:</b> Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on!!!<p/><b>Cobra:</b> You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> And the whole world has to<p/><b></b> Answer right now!!<p/><b>Gray:</b> Just to tell you once again!!<p/><b>Erza:</b> *appears from behind everyone and strikes a pose* Who's bad?<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *doorbell*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT ITT-- *opens it* HEY-- oh? Hi?<p/><b>Romeo:</b> Uh..h-hi.. is wendy home?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *appears out of nowhere* yes, why u ask?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Hey who's at the do--*sees romeo* ..hmm.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Guys leave romeo alone. *pulls him in* Dont mind them, they're stupid.<p/><b>Romeo:</b> Oh. O-okay!<p/><b>Gray:</b> *glare*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *soft growl*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *cracking knuckles*<p/><b>Romeo:</b> *gulps* ^__;;;;;;;;;<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Mira:</b> *helping make turkey*<p/><b></b> *stuffs hand inside the you know what*<p/><b></b> Ahahaha, look, Im Turkey Woman *pretends to shoot with the turkey* Pew pew pew!<p/><b>Laxus:</b> *facepalm*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Turkey Woman sounds great and all, but you can never surpass, *shows hands covered in Mash potato* MASH WOMAN<p/><b>Cobra:</b> what the hell are you two doing<p/><b>Erza:</b> making turkey with a side of fuck off.<p/><b>Mira:</b> Actually it's potato.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>:</b> D<p/><b></b> Pt 8 if you want?<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> Here are a Few Words from my brothers!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Hey<p/><b>Gray:</b> that's just one word.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> IT COUNTS.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> honestly i thought we would scare everyone away especially how our family is.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ^^<p/><b>Gray:</b> Who could resist someone like me?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> everyone in the universe that's who.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> How do we end this?<p/><b>Gray:</b> do we just say bye?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> AHA. SEE YA SUCKERS.<p/><b>Gray:</b> natsu i dont think that's how you--<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Peace.<p/><b>Gray:</b> seriously is no one gonna--<p/><b>Erza:</b> what are you idiots doing with wendy's phone<p/><b>Gray:</b> Bye!!<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>:</b> o i got my phone back.<p/><b></b> Here is a sneak peek at the first chapter of "If My House Were Fairy Tail."<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> It was the morning of a day I clearly don’t remember and have no intentions of trying to remember.<p/><b></b> This day marked the day that my family and I started to question my dear brother’s sexuality. And here is why.<p/><b></b> “Gray, STOP EATING ALL THE FUCKING POPTARTS.” Natsu yelled from downstairs. Wendy was awoken from her sleep by all the ruckus, which honestly wasnt a surprise to her at this point.<p/><b></b> She forced herself up and began to walk down the stairs. Unfortunetly, someone had left his trousers in the middle of the way. Wendy of course didn't see it coming. Poor Wendy, if anyone had been watching her, they would think for even the slightest second that she was flying.<p/></p>

#TurkishAirlinesHelpSomalia 🇹🇷🇸🇴

Guys please help Somalia in anyway you can. The country is facing one of the worst humanitarian crises in the world right now with almost 20 million people unable to access food or water due to the drought and famine. Turkish Airlines is one, if not the only, airlines currently flying to Somalia to deliver food and water

gitasmith  asked:

(Warning; child abuse) Russia, Germany, Turkey, and Sweden reaction when their s/o(still new in relationship) for the first time show them her back that's FULL of old scars. It's because their s/o is a victim of child abuse and her parents used to whip them(she's already cut her parents off her life). Now she's terrified if they'll break up with her cause she think her scars is disgusting and she's physically and emotionally damaged. I'm struggle with this, I really need some solace. Thank you

Ivan (Russia)- At first, Ivan would wince at the scars, not because he thinks his s/o is ugly, but because he’s pained that someone hurt them that way, and that she is still hurting from them. He’d hug her close after she showed him and repeatedly tell her how beautiful she was and how he wasn’t going anywhere. 

Ludwig (Germany)- Ludwig would be shocked at seeing the scars, and that would quickly turn to anger at his s/o’s parents for doing something so awful to their child. He’d be shaking with rage, but as he realized his s/o was scared he’ leave now that he knew, he’d calm himself down so he could reassure her. He would be completley clear that he wasn’t leaving her because of her bad past, and that she had no reason to worry in the first place. 

Sadik (Turkey)- For a few minutes, Sadik would be at a loss for words. Once he heard that his s/o though he’d leave her, he’d snap out of it at once. He’d wrap and arm around her and tell her there was no way he’d leave just because she had scars. He’d also mention if she ever wanted to talk about what happened to her in the past, he’d always be there for her. 

Berwald (Sweden)- Berwald, as usual, wouldn’t say much, but when his s/o was done showing and telling him about her past, he’d gently pull her into a hug, and tell her that he’d be around for as long as she wants him to be, and he would also make sure nothing like that ever happened to them again. 

Hamilton thanksgiving head cannons

• everyone goes over to the Hamilton’s to celebrate
• Lafayette doesn’t really understand the holiday, but is excited because of the free food
• Hercules makes a really good pumpkin pie
• John tries to help Alex cook the turkey, and it actually wasn’t a disaster
• Despite not wanting to, Eliza makes Alex invite Aaron
• Thomas was also invited against Alex’s will, and he brought mac and cheese to share with everyone
• the two of them don’t verbally fight, but they can find ways to make each other mad
• the thing that ticked Aaron off the most was how Alex had his food all separated into little portions, not touching any other food, then he would go around in a circle taking a bite from each section, and repeating it
• at the end of the day though, they were thankful for the many things, and it was a nice night


Turkey narrowed his eyes and glared coldly at the boy. He appeared to know a little too much to be a simple feral nation.

“Who are you?”
“Wallachia!” the boy declared with immense pride.

“Wallachia?” Turkey grimaced. This little animal of a nation was the other part of Bulgaria’s former Empire? That simply could not be.

“The one and only,” Wallachia replied with a grin, pulling out another rock from a little leather pouch tied to his belt, throwing it up in the air and catching it with expert precision.

Turkey watched him with unease.
The kid wasn’t human, which mean he probably shouldn’t take him for granted. Physically he was clearly older than Wallachia, but Turkey didn’t lower his guard just yet. Wallachia had successfully wounded him.
That was no mere feat.

an excerpt from “First. Not Last” the historical fic that @ottomanliest​ and i commissioned from the wonderful @caffinatedstory of turk and ro’s first meeting. coffee is a brilliant author and was amazing to work with! 10/10, would commission again​ ;D

urufu-arts  asked:

👫 for ask-navy-america???

Turkey is not the biggest fan of America, mostly because of modern political issues– not involving he and America, but more so the middle east in general and how it effects Turkey’s boarders and immigrants. He might dislike him, but, he honestly thinks that it could be worse, so he doesn’t complain.

Send a 👫 and I’ll write a head-canon I have about our muse’s relationship
[No Longer Accepting!]

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So like, I’m flying through my late 20s. but my niece has this warped sense of people’s ages and -probably because I’m almost a decade younger than her mom and don’t have kids- she thinks I’m a teenager, despite knowing my age.

Yesterday she said “you’re a kid like me” and this would be more insulting but I mean I wish someone was still paying for my rent and education, making my doctor’s appointments, and claiming me as a dependent tbh. So big mood. 

Anyway she says “you’re a kid like me. Don’t grow up.”

And I’m like… cool wasn’t planning on it lol but I ask anyway, “Why not, Shay?”

“You don’t want to be an adult.”

“Why not?”

She kinda contemplates for a minute, looking out the window, and then turns to look me dead in the eye. “You won’t like it.”

And it’s fucked me up ever since. Like shit girl u right but what have you seen???? What was out there in the world beyond the window??? Are u alright?????

they’ll be at each other’s throats again later, but for now, it’s nap time

the jonas/mikael we never got to see in the finale.

  • after the fight™, the next couple of times they meet are at parties: at eva’s birthday party – where they don’t talk, but are constantly always finding themselves in and around each other’s spaces – and at sana’s iftaar party, where they do talk.
  • even was the one who kept pushing, to put it mildly, for jonas to try a bit of the rice sana’s mum had made, insisting that jonas would “love it”. the only problem was that mikael was stood where the platter of rice was placed on the table, and jonas wanted to avoid confronting mikael at all costs.
  • “he doesn’t bite, you know,” even told jonas, “he’s actually a really nice guy. just go and speak to him, or are you too scared?”
  • which is how jonas finds himself walking up towards mikael. if the conversation with him goes to shit, well, atleast jonas can use the excuse of wanting to taste the rice as his backup.
  • “halla,” jonas says, as he reaches mikael at the table.
  • mikael turns around to face jonas, wearing the brightest smile, which only slightly falters for a second, before it returns. “halla,” mikael greets back, “jonas, right?”
  • “uhm, yeah … yeah. jonas. mikael?”
  • “yeah … mikael.”

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Hey bois!

So Tyler Sheid (for those who don’t know is apart of Mark’s Teamiplier) is looking for a chibi cute turkey picture that was tweeted at him sometime last year, for anybody who remembers it, he wants to ask permission to the artist to use it for a sketch! Anybody know of any artist who tweeted a chibi turkey tyler in the last year? Tweet him your pictures if you did! And DO NOT take credit for those who post! You’re an asshole if you do lmao

Just spreading the word!

~Love Sarah ❤️😄


I read this play in History today about personified countries in World War One… and my weeb ass couldn’t stop thinking about APH