help they know me

I’ve been trying to learn German for so long and I really want to practice and get better but I’m still terrible so the idea of asking someone to, like, talk with me to help me practice just seems like a terrible idea.

Editing

Serious Author: Ah, this scene appears disjointed due to the lack of interior character thought and environment description, therefore I shall endeavor to correct these shortcomings and ground my characters more effectively in time and space.

me: eh. maybe I should - write better.

@markiplier

This is my way of showing you how much you mean to me.
Your videos make me laugh every day. Your smile makes my days brighter. Your voice is like music to my ears.
I think I can speak for all your fans when I say that we love you with all of our hearts ♥
I’m sending greetings from Czech republic :)



P.S.
Never stop moving forward.
Never stop doing what makes you happy. Just. Don’t. Stop!
(It’s for everybody who’s reading this)

:)

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP!!!

based off of this vine

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midweek therapy sessions pt 1

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Whose bad end is this again?

aka thoughts that keep me up at 2am if we had his ROUTE

About Omegaverse

ALPHAS

·Alphas are the dominant or “masculine” ones in omegaverse

·They are generally large and at least slightly intimidating in appearance

·They possess what is commonly referred to as an “Alpha Voice” which is basically a very commanding tone that Omegas, and sometimes Betas, feel compelled to obey

·Alphas also have a “Croon” which is like a deep rumbling sound (basically a purr) that helps to calm or comfort their Omega or their pups

·"Ruts" are a biological thing that Alphas go through and during a rut they will be easily agitated and extremely horny because their body wants them to knot and breed

·A “Knot” is kind of like a bulb type thing in an Alpha’s penis that swells when they are aroused and keeps them locked inside their Omega during sex to increase chances of getting the Omega pregnant, this is called “Knotting”

·All Alphas are able to impregnate people, but only a female Alpha can get pregnant because male Alphas don’t have a womb

·Female Alphas are often described as having both a penis and a vagina or having a clitoris that extends into one when they are aroused so they can impregnate people

OMEGAS

·Omegas are the submissive or “feminine” ones of the dynamics

·They are generally small, maybe delicate, and feminine in appearance

·Omegas can use their pheromones to effect others, whether it be by calming their child or arousing their Alpha

·"Heats" are a biological thing that Omegas go through and during a heat an Omega will self lubricate (usually referred to as “Slick”) in order to prepare to take an Alphas knot

·Omegas are most fertile during heats and they crave an Alpha’s knot because their body is demanding for them to breed

·When an Omega is in heat is usually the best time for an Alpha to “Bond” with them

·"Bonding" is achieved by biting into a scent gland hard enough to draw blood and eventually scar, it ties two people together mentally, physically, and emotionally. Like, a really extreme marriage

·During heats, pregnancies or any other stressful times, an Omega will “Nest”

·"Nesting" is a process in which an Omega craves warmth and comfort so they will choose a small space, like a closet, and gather blankets, pillows, clothing, anything soft really and especially anything with their Alpha’s scent on it and build a nest to cuddle up in

·"Scenting" is the process of someone spreading their own unique scent onto things or people in an act of comfort or possession

·People in omegaverse usually have four “Scent Glands” two on the neck and one on each wrist. When the glands are stimulated their scent becomes more potent and sticks to whatever or whoever is closest

·Both male and female Omegas can get pregnant and while it is possible for a male Omega to get a female Omega pregnant, a female Omega can’t impregnate anyone

·"Mpreg" male pregnancy, the only males that can pregnant in omegaverse though are Omegas

BETAS

·Betas are basically like normal humans, in omegaverse they are below Alphas but still above Omegas

·Betas can have any kind of appearance, there isn’t really a set expectation for them

·They don’t go through ruts or heats but they can still bond

·They tend to mate with other Betas

·Betas usually have a better sense of smell than the other dynamics

·Like normal humans, male Betas cannot get pregnant and female Betas cannot impregnate anyone

me after Doctor Strange
  • me: Mum, can I do that thing?
  • mother: No.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: What does that mean?
  • me: Can I do that thing?
  • mother: I already said no.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: Are you okay?
  • me: Can I do that thing?
  • mother: It's not funny. And I said no.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: Can you please st-
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to-
  • mother: OK FINE DO THE DAMN THING
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The Suicide Squad cast + clearly liking Jared Leto’s method acting