help the cuteness just killed me

BIGHIT NEED TO BE CONTROLLED

1) suga red jacket, his hair, his rapping i love him help  I AM DECEASED

 2) Namjoon wearing a bandana is my aesthetic 

 3) V in general in the centre dancing killed me

4) Jin!!! what even? how in the world can someone run so beautifully

 5) together we won’t die????? jungkook???? answers please (what happened tho) 

6) jhope in leather pants i’m sorry i’m not okay

 7) jimin has get again wrecked my bias list, his hair, that lil part where he be aiming and shooting at our hearts with his cute smile. just him in general 


Someone needs to come and control bighit because honestly i feel personally attacked and victimised my breathing is actually broken :(((((((((((((((

Reblog if you feel personally attacked by an Astro member

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Yukito is the nicest dork and i love him very much

“Babe?” I call out, stepping into my girlfriend’s silent apartment. No response. It’s only as I walk towards her closed bedroom door that I hear her frantically ripping through her closet, footsteps echoed by a faint oh shit she’s going to kill me. “You realize we’re going to be late right? Are you almost-” I don’t even have the chance to finish my sentence before the door swings open abruptly. “Fuck sorry baby, I just have to do my hair. I’ll be quick I promise!” she blurts out in a panic bolting towards the vanity, taking her ponytail down in the process. I can’t help but grin at her worried tone. I love seeing her like this; all frazzled, and stressed, and downright cute as hell. Unfortunately, my amused expression falters as I sit down on the edge of the bed, eyeing her outfit of choice. “Is that what you’re wearing tonight?” I ask, trying not to sound too criticizing. Her head whips around, worried eyes meeting mine. “I was planning on it. Why should I change? Is it too much? I can definitely go for something more casu-” “no don’t worry!” I interject quickly trying to calm her down, “it’s just the shirt that I’m not sure about … actually, maybe it’s the pants”. My eyes trail down her body as she walks to the foot of the bed, standing in front of me. “Honestly baby, I’m sorry but I think it might be both” I say as I begin to draw her face down to my level. “I think your outfit would look a lot better if you” I interrupt my sentence with a kiss, “took”, kiss, “it”, kiss, “off”, I giggle as I plant one last lingering kiss on her now smiling lips. She looks up at me questioningly through thick eyelashes, “there’s nothing wrong with my outfit, is there?” she teases with a devilish grin. “Absolutely not” I reply before bounding off the bed, lightly slapping her butt, “you look beautiful, now come on or we’re going to be late”. I stop in the doorway, turning around just in time to see her smirk and pull off her shirt. Yup, we’re definitely going to be late.

ok ok enough bad boy/good girl plots. give me a bad girl/good girl plot. the class “bad bitch” and the class “goody goody” become friends through an unexpected turn of events and soon it’s “what do you mean you’ve never cut school? okay that settles it we’re ditching tomorrow.” and “i could probably get us into that club, just let me talk to my ID guy” and “my parents would KILL me for hanging out with you” and “come on, kissing your girlfriend is fine, just for fun” and “i’m not gay i mean i just think girls can be cute.” and “i can’t believe i just lied my ass off to help you” and “i think you’re corrupting me” and “you get me into so much trouble but i think i love you??”

The Lying Detective killed me...

I just, this Sherlock episode, I can’t…

Mrs. Hudson is a fucking Queen, such a BAMF and cleverer than Mycroft Holmes himself, OMFG

Mary, just, Mary’s memory that works like John’s own version of a mind palace and showing how clever he can be! (Kind of reminds of Twelve and his Mind Palace!Clara which was so cute and helped him figure out stuff as well as keep going after her death)

John actually fixing stuff and confessing his sins!

Mycroft and Lady Smallwood… I mean, I kinda saw hints of it last episode, but still, omg, and damn it because I wanted it to be Mythea 

John, don’t make Sherlock go for Irene when Molly is right freaking there and is the most perfect human being! (And I mean, Irene is into Sherlock, but the only woman that truly loves Sherlock and is utterly dedicated to him is Molly!)

Speaking of Molly, poor girl deserves so much, tho, she is so sweet and supportive of everyone, always there for them, and she is suffering so much for it! 

That John & Sherlock hug, tho! 

Fucking Sherlock and Mycroft having a sister! So, either Sherrinford is a girl (and where does that name come from tho, if her name is Eurus) or there are 4 Holmes siblings… (I kind of want to lean for this latter theory given that as many have pointed and Sherlock himself said: “people always give up after 3″)

Just, this whole episode ended me, ok…

PS. I forgot, and can’t belive I did so, but omg, official Big Brother joke! Love those!

Seventeen’s Reaction : Their S/O is afraid of spiders

Hi Love ^_^ I loved the reaction with got7 where you’re afraid of spiders ☺️ I wondered if you could do the same but with seventeen? ❤️ 


S.Coups : You were currently standing on a chair pointing at the tiny spider that was crawling on your kitchen’s ground, making sharp high pitched noises. Seungcheol couldn’t help but giggled at your cute reaction in such a ridiculous situation.

“Ok, I’ll kill it. Just get on the floor now, you might fall and get hurt sweetheart”

Originally posted by saysvteen

Jeonghan : Would look at you with a light smirk, amused by your big fear of those tiny insects

“I’ll get it, just leave the room and have a seat jagi”

Originally posted by 12fools

Joshua : “Pls JOshuA kILL THis Sh- KiLL iT”

He’d nod, a faint smile on his face

“Sure darling, let me help you”

Originally posted by gyuhan-17

Jun : You’d just shout from another room and he’d be like

“Shit. Again.”

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Hoshi : Is afraid

“wHY dOn’T yOU Ask JeoNGHan HyUNg ?!”

Originally posted by wonghan

Wonwoo : “PLEASE WONWOO HELP ME”

*gif*

Originally posted by wunwu

Woozi : “Oppa ! Please get it it’s awful !”

“Oups gotta blast honey, have a good time~”

Originally posted by hoshijpg

DK : “LMAO NO IM NOT HELPING YOUR ASS, ITS YOUR PROBLEM BYE”

Originally posted by changkyu-n

Mingyu : “Mingyu ! There’s an awful spider in the room ! Can you help me ?”

“No, busy eating, it’s on your business love”

Originally posted by wonnhao

The8 : As the cutiepie he is he’d help you out gladly, not liking when you’re that scare, he’s perfectly aware that you hate that

“Sure jagiya ! Where is it ?”

Originally posted by wonyeols

Seungkwan : Confident af

“Sure baby, where is it ?”

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

But then he sees it

“OH IT’S THAT BIG *coughs* Oh omg woozi hyung’s calling me I SHOULD GO TO SEE HIM BYE”

Originally posted by wonnhao

Vernon : Would happily help you as he likes it when you need him.

But when he sees the animal he’d be like *gif*

“shiet”

Originally posted by svnteen-idiots

Dino : Sweetiepie Chan would help he’s freaked out s/o and then offer a cuddle session to reassure you

Originally posted by wunwu

Tom's from Britian
  • My crazy friend: OMFG Tom Hiddleston is amazing and his accent is even better just kill me
  • Me: Oh yeah, my Tom's pretty cute too
  • Crazy Friend: Where's Tom Holland from?
  • Me: He's also from Britain
  • Crazy Friend: Omfg it's happening
  • Me: What's happening?
  • Crazy Friend: The hot British Tompocalypse

[SUMMARY: Negan and Meredith have a chaotic, sexually passionate relationship and don’t act like your usual lovey dovey couple. Especially when they get upset with each other.]

Dirty rough smut

Negan and Meredith.

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MBTI Answers - Do you like puppies?............ just read lol

ENFP, INFP - OMG YESSSSS. PLS GIMMIE ONE. *i’d kill for a puppy*………….. I mean, mm, *cough* nothing………. >:)

INTP, ENTP - What? *nervous laughter* no!…………… (secretly adores puppies)

INTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ, ENTJ - *vomits*……..  sorry but my mbti stereotype doesn’t allow me to have feelings.

ISFP, ESFP - *faints because the cuteness of imagining a puppy is too much*

ISTP, ESTP - what? mmm, *texts* yeah, sure. (is dead inside)

INFJ, ENFJ - *To tired helping everyone figure out their problems to say anything*

ISFJ, ESFJ - OBVIOUSLY. WHO DOESNT?????? *someone says they dont like puppies* IMMA FIND U, AND IMMA KILL U. 

big bang theory sentence starters.

“ i don’t like bugs, okay. they freak me out. ”
“ for future reference, if i want to watch mean girls, i’ll just stream it on netflix. ”
“ i cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ”
“ for the record, it could kill us to meet new people. ”
“ i’m not insane, my mother had me tested. ”
“ i didn’t have any friends to help me through it. you do. ”
“ sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you. ”
“ i always say that when one door closes, another one opens. ”
“ you know, you two make a cute couple. ”
“ you know, i’ve been thinking about time travel again. ”
“ well that looks awful fancy, what is that? ”
“ honey, that ain’t gonna work, but you keep trying. ”
“ why do people cry at weddings? ”
“ did that conversation include the phrase “your genitals are a joy to behold”? “
” if you want to go off the grid, you have to move out of your mother’s house. “
” i can’t believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells. “
” we lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby. “
” well, i can’t eat like a ten-year-old all the time. “
” i don’t know who you are, so please exit the premises. “
” i like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free. “
” well, it could be fun to try a little acoustic thing. “
” i don’t know how to help you. you know, feelings are a part of life. “
” you’re trying to get attention so we’ll feel bad for you. “
” as the kids are saying today, “talk to the hand.” “
” cute? it’s not cute. cute is children dressed as vegetables. “
” okay, look, we don’t need to rush into anything. all right? ”
“ my name is darth vader. i am your father. ”
“ eh, the internet’s so negative. i try to avoid it. ”
“ i guess i assumed that i would eventually date other people. ”
“ okay, don’t be offended, but what went wrong with you? ”
“ okay. anyway, um, it’s nice to see you. you look good. ”
“ you leave me with no choice but to put a stop to it. ”
“ yeah, and be warned. i’m going to touch you all over. ”
“ had me at flag, lost me at football. ”
“  i told you things would change if you plucked your eyebrows! ”
“ i wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me. ”
“ well, i’m not sure i have a dominant leg. ”
“ if you’re cranky and retaining water, i have a theory. ”
“ not that it’s any of your business, but she/he broke up with me. ”
“ i get that you don’t like it. but it’s not really up to you. ”

Cute Stuff

Imagine being the Salvatore’s Little Sister and Kai falling for you.

My first Kai fic! :) I am seriously procrastinating on my requests…

(gif not mine, credits to the owner)

“Come on, cute stuff, go on a date with me.” Kai said. You growled and sped to pin him to the wall. “Ooh… kinky, naughty girl.” He commented. “I will kill you.” You muttered through gritted teeth. “Just because I tried to kill your brother doesn’t mean you should hate me too.” He said. You threw him across the room, only for him to stand up straight. “If I get out of this room or even be able to actually kill you, so help me god.” You spat.

“(Y/n)!”

You heard your brothers scream from outside the house you were currently locked in with Kai, all thanks to his magic. You felt a surge of power course through you and you looked at Kai with an evil smile. “Oopsies! See you soon, beautiful.” He waved and before you can even speed to him, his disappeared. You screamed in frustration and then you heard the door being knocked down.

Damon and Stefan sped to you, Damon taking you in for a hug in an instant. You felt yourself being squeezed and you pushed your brothers off of you. “Are you okay? Did he hurt you? I swear to god if he did–” “Damon, I’m fine.” You said, sighing. “Where is he now?” Stefan asked. “Big brother, if I knew I would’ve killed him myself.” You seethed. Stefan rolled his eyes. “What did he do to you?” He asked.

“He obviously took me, locked me in here with him, but him being him, put a spell on himself so I couldn’t hurt him.” You answered. “What did he want from you?” Damon asked. You groaned. “He wanted me to go on a date with him.” You said, whining a bit.

“What?” They both asked in unison. “You heard me, he freaking wants me to go on a date with him.” You repeated. Just then, you felt unable to move your body. “That’s right.” You heard him. He walked to face you three and smiled at you. He went near your brothers and placed a hand on their shoulders. “Go on a date with me and I won’t hurt your brothers.” He tauntingly said. Your eyes widened and looked at your brothers.

“Yes! Okay, yes, I’ll go on a date with you, just –just let go of my brothers.” You quickly said.

Kai smiled manically and let go of your brothers. “I’ll pick you up tonight at 7?” He asked. You clenched your jaw and angrily nodded, he then once again disappeared.

You brothers looked at you and gave you worried looks but Damon had a teasing undertone. “Shut your face, Damon.” You grumbled. “I can take care of myself.” You said and walked out of the house, the two of them trailing behind you.

Day6 Reaction : To their S/O speaking korean with an accent

Hey! Can you make Day6 reaction of you speaking korean but with accent. Thank you! <3


Here you are anon ^^


Sungjin : Would die because of your cuteness

“OMG Jagi you’re adorable, what to do with you ?”

Originally posted by yungbriank

Jae : *gif, you’re Young K*

Originally posted by unavalmas

Young K : Would giggle when you mess up the pronouciation of some words

“Do it again jagiya, I believe you can have a perfect Korean accent~”

Originally posted by thewonapil

Wonpil : “Are you trying to kill me with your squishiness ?”

Originally posted by the-day6

Junhyeok : Wouldn’t interrupt you when you’re speaking but just smile cutely, listening to your voice and your cute accent

Originally posted by yungbriank

Dowoon : Would send you hearts and kisses while you’re speaking

“I can’t help it, you’re too cute jagiya”

Originally posted by yuongk

thewinter-havok  asked:

Hi! Love your writing :) Can I have some headcanons for the batboys S/O having a British accent?

I don’t want to offend anyone with a British accent by posting this so tell me if it offend you and I’ll take it down.


Dick

  • He would swoon, not even kidding
  • it would kill him but in a good way
  • he would find it so amazing you have no idea, and he would be constantly telling you
  • tries to get you to help him master a fake British accent tbh

Jason

  • he doesn’t really care
  • like he thinks it’s really cute but he wouldn’t care if you had it or not
  • probably brings you to the manor just to show Alfred because why the hell not???
  • just enjoys it a lot

Tim

  • he gets butterflies every single time he hears you talk
  • like he will ask you to keep talking because he just loves how it sounds
  • he likes to bring you with him everywhere so others can hear it as well
  • but in the end, he treats you the same as any other girl or guy he would date, but that doesn’t mean he adores it any less

Damian

  • He could give less of a shit
  • of course he thinks it’s cute, but similar to Jason, he doesn’t really care if you have an accent or not
  • he has met and trained with people of all sorts of different backgrounds so it doesn’t really effect him
  • he still loves it though just because of the words that you pronounce differently

Duke

  • he lowkey loves it
  • like he will tell you he finds it adorable, but he doesn’t really openly express it often
  • he loves when people hear you speak for the first time and get surprised because he likes the smile that comes to your face in knowing you are different from others
  • he just loves it okay??

anonymous asked:

Oienno, imagine enno is surprisingly good at makeup and all, oikawa is ded and he woke up every morning awaiting ennoshita to help him dressed up and since oik have bad fashion sense and enno is sassy fabulous bf but oik get jealous all the freakin' time when girls hit on enno than enno when girls hit on oik and oik get emo bcz of enno carelessness but actually enno is shy af and oik have teasing him about it and i just- OiEnno and other ennoshita ship will kill me in one blow.

God that is cute. I mean, damn. So adorable. Poor Oikawa, jonesing for just half of Enno’s chill, but settling for his prowess with eyeliner.