help me obi wan you're my only

All these conspiracy theories about Zildrog, Gravedrog, The whosits in the whatsits and everything, well, you’re all wrong.

If you watch the cinematics, you find one thing in common.


He shows up just as the Sith invade the Jedi Temple in Deceived! (Deceived? Deceived? A coincidence? I THINK NOT)

Next up, he’s there as the Sith Empire reappears at Korriban! RETURN (Return of the Sith, T7 is orchestrating things again!)

And he conveniently forgets his loyalty to the Jedi Order and goes off to ZAKUUL to “help” Lana and Koth “rescue” the Outlander. Awfully convenient right?

The only thing left to do is figure out a name for this conspiracy theory.

Hardly news, but I’m supporting Labour/Jeremy Corbyn for this snap election. Frankly if you honestly would rather screw over all the people who are being hurt and crushed by this Tory government just because you “don’t like Corbyn” then you are no friend of mine. Most the the problems with Corbyn come from misreporting or no reporting at all, it’s fucking ridiculous. If you honestly think the Tories are a better alternative, don’t you dare call yourself progressive.

thequernly  asked:

in my spanish class today my spanish teacher showed a picture of obi wan kenobi in a sombrero and it said "obi-juan kenobi" and my IMMEDIATE thought was "help me obi-juan-whoever the fuck you are, you're my only ho" and i wish i had said something but i'd probably get in trouble and i hope this makes you feel better (ps i miss carrie fisher)

iconic this was exactly how you should have responded

catbountry  asked:

I'm legit losing my mind over people on Tumblr justifying violence committed by leftists. I got into a fight with a co-worker over this shit. He yelled at me and acted like a creep over it. I feel like you're one of the last bastions of sanity of this fucking blue hellsite, my dude. Help me, Obi-Wan Prostnobi. ur my only hope

we are just gonna ride it out lol

anonymous asked:

"At 0:46 you can hear an echo of Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.''At 0:51 you can hear Darth Vader breathAt 0:53 you can hear Ben Kenobi: ''Seduced by the Dark Side''At 0:59 you can hear Yoda: "Surrounds us, binds us through the ages" oh shit

  • Ryan: So, I might have dared your husband to come out to mine? For fun? I'm hoping you're the one person on the planet that finds it as funny as I do. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you're my only hope.
  • Ryan: Eric and his god damn star wars. ffs.