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Mario Theory

I have a theory about the Mario games, I think it was a set up planned by Luigi to get Mario out of the picture so he could get Peach to himself.

I believe that Luigi had been having a secret affair with Peach and she was too afraid to tell Mario about it or to cut him out of her life so Luigi devised a perfect plan to kill Mario and make it look like an accident.

Due to the advances in forensic technology in recent years it would be very difficult to pull it off, so Luigi hired Bowser to pretend to kidnap Peach and force Mario to attempt to save her, the path to get there drenched in dangerous paths and enemies, making it even harder for Mario to survive the trip.

After Mario had gotten to Bowser, Luigi had not expected Mario to win the battle, if he had lost Luigi would have had a clean trail and Mario would be gone. But Mario won and Peach had to go home with him.

This is just a thought but I know behind Luigi’s eyes is a cold blooded killer.

Ugh, omg. This is kinda embarrassing, I guess?

Well, I am a Bowuigi shipper, and a few months back, I found this really adorable comic someone based on an issue of Nintendo Power. Could I get a signal boost to try and find it or find what happened to it?

It’s driving me nuts because I can’t find it anymore, but the basic premise was Luigi disguised himself as Peach and hid his mustache behind a surgical mask and got kidnapped by Bowser. But Bowser finds out he’s actually Luigi, and the two actually end up spending a good however long it took Mario and Peach to get to the castle and eventually became friends and sorta started crushing on each other. And when Mario and Peach show up Bowser’s kinda like, “oh, well, I guess you gotta go then…” and Luigi’s just like “I had a great time, thanks *blush*”

I’m actually losing sleep over this! Bowuigi fandom! If you know where this comic is could you please direct me to it! I wasn’t logged on when I found it so I didn’t get to reblog it!

I think we should start basing how good Mario is at being a bro based on which spin off game were talking about, because all Mario and Luigi’s are not born equal, for example:

Paper Mario: Worst bro. Holy shit someone help paper Luigi the man needs some love stat and paper Mario give about as many fucks for his brother as he has a 3rd dimension. 0/10 you didn’t even try to bro.

Main series 3D Mario: This is the Mario and Luigi that shows up in 3D World/ Land, New Super Mario Bros ect. They are the neutral bros, with Mario taking his brother with him on adventures and them helping each other out. A lack of characterisation makes it hard to tell how good a bro team they really are. 4/10. Would be 5/10 but there’s that one scene were Peach and Mario take off in a hot air balloon without Luigi, making him fall over.

Mario & Luigi series: Good bros!!! Best bros!!! This whole series is literally based around how much they work well as a team, There are moments where Luigi gets the short end of the stick but it’s balanced out by Mario hugging, standing by and helping out his bro. This Mario goes on long exhausting fetch quests for his bro and hugs him when he cries. These two would kick all their other incarnations asses. 9/10, because there is always room for bro improvement.

So there is this video floating around about a super Mario game clip (I think it’s Mario party or something) where when Luigi wins, Mario tries to steal his thunder by doing a backflip but falling on his ass instead and I’ve been looking for that video because I want to see that fat son of a bitch finally biting the dust for once

Ehi, sconosciuto, mi viene voglia di piangere, a volte, e di abbracciarti forte, chiunque tu sia, e di trasmetterti questo male improvviso, inspiegabile, implacabile come un pugnale lunare che mi precipita al centro del petto. Dimmi, sconosciuto, ti capita? Succede anche a te? Ti senti mai così solo e fragile da non sentire l'ombra dell'esserci seguire i tuoi stessi passi? Adesso, ti confesso, oltre a queste parole, non ho altro per dirmi vivo… e te lo scrivo, qui, chiunque tu sia…
—  Luigi Mancini

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Mario......

//Okay….I’m getting sick and tired of people painting Mario in a bad light and saying, “Mario’s a jerk”, “Mario hates Luigi”…….No, he fucking doesn’t. If you’ve seriously payed any REAL attention to Mario and Luigi’s relationship in the games, Mario has always supported Luigi and has been there for him regardless of the situation. 

Like, look at the Mario & Luigi games. Pay close attention and you’ll see that whenever Mario sees Luigi get into a bad spot, he always rushes in to help him. No matter how many times it happens, he always rushes in to help him in anyway he can. 

Mario will give credit where credit is due. He will credit Luigi for his actions in helping him on his adventures. Like in Bowser’s Inside Story, he gives Luigi credit telling Starlow that he did indeed helped fight the Shroobs and drive them off in Partners in Time. Hell, Mario can appreciate when Luigi helps him out. When you beat Dark Moon, and save Mario in that game(I don’t know how Mario got kidnapped that time, but still) Mario says, “That’s my bro. :)”. Mario knows what he’s doing and he always makes sure Luigi is by his side.

I mean, okay, Mario probably has done a few things to Luigi that might be….y’know, kinda dickish, like when he steps on Luigi’s foot in Power Tennis. Like, yeah, okay, that was pretty harsh on Mario’s part. But, guess what. There’s a term for that. Actually, there’s 2 terms for that: “Sibling Rivalry” and “Jealousy”.

And you know what, that’s all it took was that one exact scene in Power Tennis. And you know what else…..It’s not even Mario’s fault….It’s Nintendo’s. They made that scene, not knowing people are gonna look at that and start putting Mario in such a negative spot. You can’t just look at one thing and just jump to the conclusion that Mario just hates Luigi all of a sudden.

Besides, if Mario hated Luigi, don’t think he would’ve shown it by now? Well, he hasn’t. The only thing he’s shown throughout the franchise is that he has helped Luigi in many scenarios. Maybe there are times where Mario teases Luigi, but brothers do that. They poke fun at their younger siblings from time to time, but they still acknowledge that they are brothers and they’ll still help them out.

So….I had to let that all out, because this has been bothering me for a while now, and honestly…..It’s just making me kinda depressed. I mean, I like Luigi as much as the next guy, but come on people, Mario….just…..It’s a running gag. That’s what this is, a running joke that people made up and now Mario is just….painted in this dark light because of a couple of things that he…..No, that Nintendo made him do(the “Theory” from MatPat isn’t helping either).

So…..Yeah. Give Mario a break already. You might say this may seem like pointless rambling, but….I mean, Mario is still one of my favorite characters. He’s my best character in Smash and…..I mean, I’m sorry, but this whole fiasco with him is just…..it’s bothering me, and I just want people to give it a rest already. Like, I can’t even play a Mario game without this fiasco bothering me. 

But….just give him a break already.


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