- playing bastion: ah what an immersive and innovative game! truly the writers are masters of their craft to create such a poignant and inspiring story! this game is a masterpiece! a shining example of video games as an artistic medium!
- playing transistor: IM IN REAL PHYSICAL PAIN. IM CRYING OVER A MAGICAL TALKING SWORD THAT SHOOTS LASERS. I HATE THIS GAME I HATE
[text] I'm bored [text] We're watching The Little Mermaid [text] Well, I am, Mason just fell asleep on me [text] And I'm sort of trapped [text] So really, what I'm saying is - HELP ME