help i can't stop laughing at this

anonymous asked:

I'm literally crying at work because a friend linked me to one of your comics and I can't stop laughing. The shitty drawings are the funniest thing I've seen in months. Also my coworkers are starting to stare. Help.

Grumpy Chat

This started out as one of those “I see no difference” deals.  I can’t help myself, guys.  I have NO SHAME.

Guys. Guys.

I was thinking about that thing Bruce does– where he waits until Commissioner Gordon turns around, then disappears. That’s fine when there’s a window next to him, right? Makes sense. But I realized I’ve seen him do it in reasonably open spaces too.

So I would like you all to imagine Bruce sprinting towards the nearest cover. Sprinting. With his cape flapping out behind him. Hiding in trees or bushes or trashcans. Towing the Robin of the year behind him by the cape because dammit child we gotta move we have two seconds.

Multiple bats squashed into the one available hiding space. 

ikon as preschoolers

jinhwan- paints/draws inside the lines, acts cute 24/7, says ‘no’ but then changes his mind, keep an eye on him bc he will fall at some point and will need a bandage ASAP

june- listens rlly well, do not give him sugar tho if you kno whats best for everyone, just does his own thing, likes to sing during activity time, and doesn’t rlly make a mess

hanbin- hates playing by himself, knows weird animal facts and will randomly bring them up in convo, never remembers how to get down from play structures, and runs everywhere

donghyuk- always willing to help, wants to read books out loud to everyone, always tells you his opinions abt colors, crouches down to point at things, picks flowers alot and just hands them out to everyone

yunhyeong- hates getting in trouble, friends with everyone, always knows what day of the week it is and is super excited to tell you, gets upset if his parent doesn’t say goodbye

bobby- LOVES show & tell, “is it snack time yet, teacher” , will always somehow end up with paint on his face, rlly mischievous but still listens when you tell him to stop

chanwoo- says ‘wow!’ at everything, loves plants, always smiling, needs to hold someones hand, and is fasinated by clouds

載 is possibly one of my favorite kanji that I’ve come across so far in doing the translations for nanbaka, for three reasons.

1. it’s completely fucking ridiculous

no one needs an entire kanji character for a number with that many zeroes. no number has any business having that many zeroes in the first place. get your shit together, 載.

2. it’s one of those crazy kanji with like a hundred tredecillion (heh) meanings for a single word, including what I believe to be a description of mitsuru’s entire state of being.

look at that shit. context clues can’t save you now.
(they can, actually, but shhh.)

3. when used as a name, 載 can be pronounced as both ‘Hajime’ and ‘Mitsuru,’ which I find to be absolutely fucking hilarious.

are you a Hajime sort of 載 or a Mitsuru sort of 載? the world may never know.