help help help help me jesus

  • what I want my days to be : me waking up with the sun, smiling at a beautiful new day, getting my work done early, posting regular blog posts and getting ahead on work after that with a steaming mug of tea aka the perfect aesthetic
  • what my days usually are : waking up at 11 am, eating leftover pizza for breakfast, writing giant to-do lists, not getting anything done, wondering why am I such a mess and sitting on Tumblr for 25 hours a day

Daryl & Jesus -> “Ain’t a prick no more.”

I’m such desus trash, help. I tried a new style and I’m rlly fucking proud of how it turned out. I’ve to keep myself busy till october and drawing desus fanarts is a great way of doing so. 


“Brittany, do you have a celebrity crush, other than Anna Kendrick?” “Nope, that’s it.”

Originally posted by teachingfeelslike

What she says: I’m fine
What she means:

I’m outraged that an average bee’s lifespan is only 2 weeks. That’s 14 days. In those 14 days, the bee movie had the bees get an education for 9. 3 days of elementary school, 3 days of high school??? 3 days of college?????? The bee has already lived over half of their life. Barry should have died within the first 40 minutes of the movie since he time progressed somewhat rapidly. Also, in those 2 weeks he would have only produced half a tablespoon of honey!!!! Meaning, 4 bees died to make those teaspoons of honey you put in our tea. It’s outRAGEOUS.