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YOI Couples and Duos at the Gym Headcanons (+ one trio)
  • Viktor and Yuri: keep to themselves and pretty much just stick to things that work best to keep them fit for skating, actually pretty nonchalant and focused
  • JJ and Isabella: the annoyingly hot couple who spots each other during weight training and takes time to make short couples' workout montage videos for Instagram
  • Otabek and Yurio: pretty much do their own thing completely since Yurio sticks with things like yoga, pilates, and core classes while Otabek does a good mix of bodyweight circuits and free weights
  • Chris and Mystery Man: Chris is the one who "accidentally" hogs the workout equipment while trying to take selfies while Mystery Man is the savior who gently points this out
  • Leo and Guang-Hong: the newbies who just wandered into an actual class for the first time with deer in the headlights expressions
  • Georgi and his new GF: Georgi is the one who tries to go too hard at the gym in attempt to impress her and ends up cramping and fatiguing out in the same run
  • Michele: *wants all the guys to stop staring at Sara*
  • Sara: *wants to stare at all the guys*
  • Emil: *casually works out while happily listening to his music, oblivious to the weird Crispino hellstorm going on behind him*

Moses had a son named Aaron, who himself had two sons named Nadab and Abihu: They appear only briefly in Leviticus when Moses is showing the priests how to priest properly. Following the rules prescribed by God, Aaron slaughters some animals, cuts off the bits he’s supposed to cut off, lays the offerings down on the altar in the correct way, lights up some incense, and waits. God approves of the ritual and makes a big light show to tell Aaron that he did well, and all the priests celebrate a job well done.

Next, Nadab and Abihu do the exact same thing. Only this time, God instantly incinerates the brothers in a furious hellstorm right in front of their horrified father.

Now, there’s been a lot of debate among Bible scholars about what exactly Nadab and Abihu did wrong. Some have suggested they used the wrong incense (“Is that that pine bullshit? Nobody likes that pine bullshit!”), while others think they may have lit the fire wrong. Either way, Moses puts his arm around Aaron and basically tells him, “Yeah, your kids explode sometimes. C'est la vie!”

Aaron’s surviving children and nephews then have to bury the dead brothers, but Moses warns them to be doubly careful because if they make God any angrier by complaining, or even not combing their hair properly, he’ll probably kill everyone in Israel. Why? Well, you’ve guided all your Sims to the pool and then removed the ladder. You know why.

6 Bible Stories Where The Moral Was ‘Haha F*ck You, I’m God’