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The Signs as ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ Gordon Ramsay Quotes

Aries: “Yanky danky doodble shite.”

Taurus: “It looks like a bison’s penis, what is that shit?!”

Gemini: “Look! Look!! LOOK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!”

Cancer: “IT LOOKS LIKE GHANDI’S FLIP-FLOP!”

Leo: “WHERE’S THE LAMB SAAAAUUUUCE?!”

Virgo: “I’ll get you more pumpkin and shove it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?”

Libra: “This fucking pigeon is that raw it can still fly.”

Scorpio: “Did that hurt? Fucking sue me.”

Sagittarius: “My gram can do better. And she’s DEAD!”

Capricorn: “The chicken is pinker than your fucking lipstick.”

Aquarius: “I’m nobody’s bitch.”

Pisces: “If you cook scallops in a non-stick pan, they wont’t stick. That’s why it’s fucking called NON-STIIIIIIICK!”