hello may


If you liked it, then you should have put a croissant on it.

[Yes, hello, I would like to issue a public apology to all of France,,,,,]

Daily Horoscopes - May 1st, 2017

HAPPY BELTANE/MAY DAY WITCHBABIES 🔮 it’s been a while, gonna try to get back on these daily horoscopes more frequently! Blessed be! 🖤

ARIES: It’s time to think about what’s important to you, and a certain person’s name will be at the top of the list. You also want true intimacy – the ability to be alone together, silently, with total comfort. Mention that.

TAURUS: Your feelings will be tough to hide. Okay, impossible. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try, though, especially if there’s a secret involved. Just don’t be too tough on yourself if something slips.

GEMINI: Dreaming of a far-off place where the Sun shines and the beach goes on forever? Thinking of how much fun it might be to sit and watch the sunset with someone special? Stop thinking about it. Make plans.

CANCER: For most of the day, you’ll be feeling everything pretty darned intensely. But once evening arrives, the mood will start to lighten and company will start to laugh – at what might not even be that funny. Enjoy it.

LEO: Okay, now that the melodrama is at least quieter, if not entirely over, you can relax. Fortunately, a certain someone will be only too happy to distract you. And you’ll be only too happy to take them up on it.

VIRGO: Enough with the secrets. You’ve been holding onto this for long enough. Go ahead and do what comes most easily to you: Speak your mind. It’s not like anyone who knows you will be shocked beyond recovery.

LIBRA: That special person you’ve been thinking about for what seems like forever and a day? Turns out they’ve been thinking the same things about you. Now, what to do about it – that’s the issue.

SCORPIO: It’s all about fire – in the sky and in your heart. You won’t take no for an answer, and ‘maybe’ will sound exactly the same. Heaven help anyone who thinks it will be easy to pacify you with a glib comment.

SAGITTARIUS: As of tonight, you’ll be able to kick back and relax, like you haven’t done in weeks. Several weeks, even. So when the urge arrives, do not – repeat, do not – give in to someone’s pleading to go out.

CAPRICORN: All right, now you can get to work – now that you’ve said what was on your mind and in your heart. It’s best that you don’t tell anyone what you’re planning before it happens, though.

AQUARIUS: You’re not fond of mornings – especially the kind that happen on Mondays. So when the alarm goes off, you probably won’t be tickled to hear it. But what if you knew it was going to be a great day?

PISCES: Still ready to let anyone and everyone see how aggravated you are, even if it’s not politically correct? Well, good for you. No one could ever stop you from that mission. But count to ten, just for the heck of it.