hello yes good morning

Imagine: working at the GCPD and Ed accidentally asks you out

You stepped out of Captain Essen’s office and let out a loud sigh. This case you were given was a headache, and your partner, that asshole you had for a partner was more interested in on bagging the record keeper that assisting you in the case as it should be. Dougherty you asshole.

“Good morning, Detective (Y/LN)”, Ed greets you with a smile. Although you’re a little tired for jot getting enough sleep last night—you didn’t make it to you home for being hunting leads—still, you try to smile back.

“Ed, hello. Morning, yes. Good, not so sure”, you say and let out an exhausted kind of laugh. Ed frowns a little and walks closer to you, looking at you face with concern.

“Are you feeling unwell, Detective?”

“No, no… I’m just a little tired that is all” you try to smile more convincingly. Ed was always kind to you, he was a sweetheart, but you didn’t want to trouble him with your problems.

“Perhaps…” He clears his throat before continuing. “Perhaps I know something that might help with that”.

“Yeah? What is it?”

“A necessity to some, a treasure to many, I’m best enjoyed among pleasant company. Some like me hot, some like me cold. Some prefer mild, some like me bold. What am I?” His smiles broads as he waits for you to answer his riddle.

You press your lips together and think of the answer. You’re not sure.

“Mm… Is it Coffee?”

“Yes, Coffee. We should get some” he says surprising you. Was he asking you out? Suddenly you see that his face reddens. “I-I mean…! I didn’t-, I can get it for you, you don’t need to come… Well, you can come, but I wasn’t implying that-”

“Ed.”

“Yes, Detective?” He swallows, his fingers clenched together over his chest. And the way he looks at you, like a scared puppy, you can only smile with a funny feeling in your stomach.

“I would love to go out to get some coffee with you” you reply. He looks at you a little confused, and embarrassed. He settles his glasses.

“Would you really?”

“Yes”, you smile at him, and stretch out a hand to him. “Lets go”.

He looks puzzled. “Now? But I have this body that-”

“Well, he’s not getting anywhere now, is he?” You say and Ed lets out a giggle.

“No. I suppose no” he takes you hand shyly and you smile at each other.

Excuse Me, Mister Wayne? - Part 2

Part 1 Can Be Read HERE

Warnings: This fic will be heavily daddy and teacher kink, some swearing, smut, violence - I will keep adding to the warnings as I write, for this part… nothing that hasn’t been labeled already.

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Female Encounters 3: Hiro Hamada x Reader

Part One

Part Two

Part Three:

With a satisfied nod, she shows you where the landline telephone is.  You dial your mom’s cellphone number and wait as it starts to ring.

 “Hello?” you hear her voice come onto the line.

 “Hey mom,” you greet.

 “(Name)?  Where are you calling from?  Is everything alright?”

 “Yeah, I’m okay. I’m over at the Lucky Cat Café. You and Dad kind of locked me out of the house,” you explain.

 You can hear her intake a sharp breath, “Did you walk all the way over there, by yourself, in the rain?” her tone of voice gets progressively higher as she continues with the sentence.  You can then hear her start to call your father over.  “Honey, we have to go back, we locked (Name) out of the house!”

 “No, Mom, it’s okay.” She continues to rant and rave on the other line.  “Mom, I’m fine,” you try once more.  “Mom!” you practically scream into the phone.

 “What is it, (Name)? Are you hurt?”  You roll your eyes at her, maybe if she would just listen to you for a second.

 “I’m fine,” you repeat in an exasperated tone.  “Cass, the owner of the café, let me use the shower up in the apartment to get warm. And now her nephew is making me hot chocolate.”

 “Okay.  Do you want us to come get you?”

 “No, enjoy your night. Cass is insisting that I should just stay here anyways.  They have a guest bed and you can come get me in the morning.”

 Your mother is silent for a moment, “Are you sure?”

 You nod, and then realize she can’t see you, “Yeah.  I’ll be fine, Mom.”

 “Sweetheart, I am so sorry,” she apologizes.

 “It’s okay, really. But you do realize that you’re going to have to make it up to me,” you state in a serious tone.

 You hear her laugh, “Oh, I know we will.”

 “No chores for a month?” you suggest.

 “Don’t push your luck.”

 That causes you to laugh, “We can have our negotiations tomorrow.”

 “Alright.  Be good, remember you are a guest in their house and they are graciously letting you stay there.  We’ll come get you in the morning.  I love you sweetie.”

 “Love you, too. Bye,” you tell her.

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feminismandmedia  asked:

Wait are you against birth control? -Mod B

Hello and good morning Mod B!

Yes, I’m “against” birth control for scientific and moral reasons. I do not see anything wrong with using birth control for medical reasons such as extreme period symptoms, bad acne, or others. Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, let me explain. 

There have been multiple studies recently that suggest that hormonal birth control leads to higher risk of depression (x and x) and strokes (x) (not to mention the “accepted” side effects such as weight gain, nausea, headaches, and changes in libido) in women who are using it. 

Without bringing any specific religion into my argument, I can still say that birth control, used to simply control conception of a child, is morally wrong because it goes against the natural law. From Catholic Answers, “Contraception is wrong because it’s a deliberate violation of the design God built into the human race, often referred to as “natural law.” The natural law purpose of sex is procreation. The pleasure that sexual intercourse provides is an additional blessing from God, intended to offer the possibility of new life while strengthening the bond of intimacy, respect, and love between husband and wife. The loving environment this bond creates is the perfect setting for nurturing children. But sexual pleasure within marriage becomes unnatural, and even harmful to the spouses when it is used in a way that deliberately excludes the basic purpose of sex. The sex act, along with its pleasure and intimacy, must not be abused by deliberately frustrating its natural end—procreation.”

I know that final paragraph was a big piece of information to chew, but I’m trying to be as unbiased as possible. I don’t want people to come to me and say that the only reason that I’m against birth control is because I’m Catholic and the pope told me too (ask my mother. she seems to think that Catholics are against contraception so that they can produce the most children and take over the world….honestly, it’s probably not a bad plan. someone should tell Papa Frankie)

If you have any more questions, please send them my way! You can also go to CatholicAnswers.com and search for keywords, like “birth control”, “contraception”, and “church teachings”.

Have a great day, friend!

Yes hello good morning, it is my strongest headcannon that when Harry and Louis are kissing, Harry will let his hands travel down Louis’ waist and hips and butt to his thighs, leaning down to get there, so Louis can then jump up into his arms to be whisked away for a cuddle or love making or both.

Unexpected Words From the Zodiac Signs

♈💟 Omgggggg I love you soooo much!
♉☁ I thought it was sunny but it’s raining. Okay then, let me have my shower.
♊💭 …………..
♋😜 Fuck you, bitch.
♌😔 I’m the worst…
♍🍶 I don’t care about work. Let me have fun.
♎🎲 Black-and-white are lovely.
♏🙇 Hello. Yes. Good Morning. Good Afternoon. Good Evening. *smiley face*
♐😁 Umm.. hiiiii?
♑🎮 No. I don’t wanna work. I’m too lazy.
♒🎉 HEYYYY LET’S PARTYYYYYYYYY!
♓😟 *confronts bad people and gets angry directly*

STOP ALL THOSE STEROTYPES.

Made by Mary Rose. Edited by Jaryl. Legit Libra and Aries.

Gonna Fly Away

Hello Emus! Guess what? YEEEEESS! New one shot. It’s been years, decades, sinc I posted something decent. (And no, that short thing about Rae and Finn in bed does not count, though I will continue I don’t know how, I don’t know when…)

Anyway, I’m back into writing. Why? I dunno. Inspiration has come to me and I have something prepared for you. It will be posted soon. And I think you’re gonna love it. Now I leave you with one of the stories I said I’d be posting. The one from series 3 (because I have this love/hate relationship with that season and so many ideas have come to my mind (good and bad ones). 

You maybe think it’s kinda short but I’ve written it real quick. I started yesterday and I’ve finished a few minutes ago. I haven’t even checked the mistakes, but I thought I owe you something good, so… I’m gonna be working all December (weekends included) and I’ll be suuuuper exhausted but I’ll try to write as much as possible. 

Enjoy!

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He meditates on the different options he has. He’s been thinking about it for weeks now and it’s time to take one of the biggest decisions he has made in his short life.

He takes the phone in his hand and clicks on different numbers and waits until someone says Hello on the other side of the line. When he finally speaks, his voice sounds weird, afraid, nervous…

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Okay but AU where Bill and Stan both go back and forth with controlling Stan's body and Ford can't be completely sure which one he is going to wake up facing in the morning.

“Who is it this time?”
“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU DISGUS-”
“Yes. Hello. Good morning to you too Bill. Coffee?”
“…yes please.”