hello there :o

Me: “Hello!”

Ganun pa din. Naka-apat o limang pm nako pero wala inboxzoned pa din. Everytime nalulungkot ako ikaw agad ako mini-msg ko nang hello o hi kahit lam kong di mo naman papansinin yun tapos matic tetext ko sa luma mong number yung rason kung bat ako malungkot. Ginawa na kitang diary HAHAHA. Sakto di naman sumasagot yang diary pag nagshishare ka kabahan ka pag nagreply yan. Pero yun nga. Hello, i’m sad. Can you pls stop ignoring me na? Can we talk just like the old times daldal mo rin eh hahaha I just love hearing your stories. Di ko sinasabi na ibalik yung “dati” na may something kemerlu. Yung gusto ko lang sana bumalik yung dating ikaw na nakilala ko, yung friendship natin ganun. Pero pota malungkot ako’t ikaw ang gusto kong kausapin.

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Heroes in training  ノ*:・゚✧

okay can we just talk about this scene here

JUST THIS ONE FUCKING SCREENSHOT THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPENING. SO MUCH HAPPENING IN ONE PICTURE. OKAY LET’S BREAK IT DOWN

YURIO IS SO ANGRY HERE. SO ANGRY AND SO DISHEVELED. IS HE ANGRY THAT HE IS DISHEVELED. IS HE ANGRY THAT YUURI IS GRINDIN ALL OVER VIKTOR’S ASS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM N IT’S GROSS FOR OUR SMOL CHILD TO SEE. IS HE ANGRY BECAUSE VIKTOR MADE HIM THAT PROMISE AND NO DRUNK ASS KATSUDON IS GONNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM, ESP WITH A TIE AROUND HIS HEAD AND PANTS LONG GONE

CHRIS IS LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE??? like he can’t be disheveled bc he got absolutely no clothes on, none at all. aND HE IS FUCKING HAPPY. AND PROBABLY INTRIGUED BY THIS SKATER WHO IS APPARENTLY BOMB AT POLE DANCING. ((also lookit that blush chris probably came all over the pole like srsly chris why u gotta make everything all slippery)) but like. look at that smile. those lips making the o face like ‘oooo dis boi he gooood’ chris u are too sexual for your life

AND HERE IS OUR POOR, PURE, SWEET KATSUDON FATALE who is apparently now more noodle than katsudon hE BE ROLLING AND GRINDING HIMSELF ALL OVER VIKTORS ASS (im kidding that’s viktor’s crotch, u do u yuuri) and honestly can we get yuuri drunk in every party just so we can see Noodle!Yuuri and Angry-and-Disheveled!Yurio please PLEASE

and finally we have the most normal expression of all, the expression of the living legend five-time world champion skater viktor nikiforov who is also coincidentally being climbed like a coconut tree right this moment. HOW IS HE SO CALM. IT’S LIKE HE’S USED TO THIS HAPPENING, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THE GUY DOING IT THIS TIME IS ACTUALLY RLY CUTE????? HE’S NOT FREAKING OUT NOPE NOT AT ALL. VITYA’S EXPRESSION IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE “o hello there may i help u” 

but also consider this is right after their dance off so maybe more like “o hello there may we get married right now if ur not too busy grindin on me”

and, well, to wrap this up. we have these poor, innocent bystanders

In summary, they didn’t ask for this but we totally did

i think i got carried away but srsly guys this goddamn screenshot idk i’m sure there are a ton more scenes like this but drunk!yuuri causes the best incidents

Introverted Intuition (NI) Problems

*Your brain is a web of context and patterns, and it’s too easy to get tangled. All it takes is one weird thought, and the next thing you know, you’ve been staring into space contemplating the inevitable heat death of the universe for the past 45 minutes

*Speaking of context, you can only view things in relation to other things, including yourself. Who are you when you’re removed from your hobbies and loved ones? Who knows!

*You’re really good at remembering general concepts, and can recall vaguely how to do just about anything. This would be super useful, except you can’t remember the details to save your fucking life, so good luck applying it in any remotely practical way.

*“Wow you’re really smart you know a lot about this thing” “Thanks I’ve never studied it a day in my life I literally pulled everything I just said out of my ass based on general knowledge about similar subjects”

*When left to your own devices, you generally retreat inside yourself and start using the information you’ve gathered to predict how events will unfold next. In other words, hello naughty children welcome to o v e r t h i n k i n g H E L L t i m e

*You see an interesting connection between two unrelated things. You point it out to your friends, and everybody laughs at how weird and unexpected it is. You laugh along with them, but you’re crying inside because it wasn’t supposed to be funny, you just thought it was neat.

*Somebody asks you to explain your reasoning. Half an hour later, you’re halfway through your train of thought, and all you’ve managed to do is confuse both the other person and yourself.

*Based on your Superior Web of Previous Experience, you are very confident you can predict The Thing with great accuracy. You fail to predict The Thing with great accuracy. Now you’re forced to re-arrange your entire Superior Web of Previous Experience, plus you also look lame in front of your friends.

Rules for RPG horror games

1) Save every 5 seconds. (You’ll thank me later)

2) Don’t trust anybody.

3) Don’t.Touch.The.Piano.

4) If you see a weapon,pick it up.

5) Get a calculator.(There is always a number puzzle)

6) Have your finger on the sprint key…just in case.

7) Don’t get attached to any characters.(One of the biggest mistakes I have ever made)

8) Go to the bathroom before playing.

9) If you forgot to do 8),sorry you’re on your own.

10)  Don’t have anything breakable nearby.You might either rage or jump with fright.