hello kitty nerd glasses

Asagao Middle School AU

oK HERE ME OUT

  • First years are 6th graders, second and third years are 7th graders, and fourth years are 8th graders
  • The Normal Boots and Hidden Block club are this dumb club that meet up after school
  • There are still dorms and shit but everyone is more irresponsible 
  • There’s also the tournament but it’s in the computer lab and people use the computers or their DS’s 
  • Instead of the flower festival it’s homecoming dance that’s a really generic middle school dance and it’s in the gym and everyone makes a big deal out of it for some reason
  • Shane is in his hipster stage, and he doesn’t want to talk to Hana because of his 5th grade relationship with Emily
  • Ian is in his emo stage and always thinks he’s dead inside
  • Wallid is the one always saying the worst Vine memes during class
  • PBG and Hana were still childhood friends but Hana moved away during the 3rd grade
  • PBG is way more salty cause he’s young and stupid
  • Mai and Mimi aren’t friends anymore cause of an incident during the 4th grade (it had something to do with eating rolly pollies) 
  • Mai and Mimi are experimenting with makeup and always wear the brightest shades of eyeshadow and lipstick
  • Luke is the one that all the girls find hot and think is so cool but in reality is just a sweetheart
  • Satch is the epic nerd that all of the girls are like “he is kind of hot though…”
  • Jimmy just found out he was gay and just acts sUPER STEREOTYPICALLY GAY ALL THE TIME
  • Ian found out he was gay only a year ago and is now an experienced gay ™ and always rolls his eyes and poor young jimmy
  • PBG and Jeff are the sports guys who never change for gym because they wear shorts all the time and say bro a shit ton
  • Hana is wearing the biggest Hello Kitty nerd glasses and it’s adorable
  • Mai wears glitter 24/7 and wears colored extensions
  • Continue? leads the newspaper club at school and make the cringiest minecraft letplays 
  • Instead of Romeo and Juliet, the drama club does “A Midsummer’s Night Dream” and Jon is Lysander while Jacques is Hermia 
  • Jon is the biggest theater kid omg
  • They also do the shrek musical at one point
  • Paul and Jeff still compete for school president but instead of debates they try to make the posters so people will vote for them
  • Paul wears huge nerd glasses oMF
  • Jared is the hottest kid in school and is in charge of all the school dances, is also the cool one that every 6th grader wants to date because he’s so “mature”
  • Ian: “wow I’m so dead inside” Shane: “same” Hana: “We’re like 13 omg”
  • did I mention that everyone says omg, lmao, and lol