hello janey

I kind of like the thought that, after they left Scooter’s place, Fiona and Sasha spread around the fact that Athena is utterly whipped and basically just completely ruined her badass reputation in Pandora’s underworld.

Like, imagine you’re some random Pandoran criminal with a price on your head and you see Athena coming after you looking to collect. Her weird red eyes are glowing, Xiphos is raised above her head and she’s probably shouting in that scary robot voice of hers. You go “Well, okay then” before just pulling out your phone and calling Janey like

“Hello! This is Janey Springs. How can I help you?”

“Hey, um…I have your girlfriend over here. I think she might be trying to kill me.”

“Bloody hell, this AGAIN? Put her on the phone!”