The Hetalia countries as random Spongebob quotes
EsItaly: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
Germany: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?
Japan: And say hello to used napkin!
America: You like Krabby Patties, don’t you,
England: Just blew out of Stupidtown?
France: ALL I KNOW IS FINE DINING AND BREATHING.
China: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
Russia: You’ll never guessed what I found in my sock last night.
Poland: Am I a pretty girl?
Prussia: I can’t see my forehead.
Prussia Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Lithuania: I’m a good noodle!
Romano: Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli.
Canada: I’ll remember you all in therapy.
Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Turkey: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Estonia: I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD
Norway: INDOORS INDOORS, INDOOOOOOORS.
Denmark: I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY
Finland: He has such a way with words…
Sweden: Happy Leif Eriksen Day! A tinga tinga torgen!