hello i have a new hat

Okay but seriously

It’s been wonderful seeing all the Dad!Gabriel and Dad!Jack ideas going around for when Jesse first joins Blackwatch, but y’all are missing the PRIMEST OF PRIME opportunities here:

Jesse with not one BUT TWO Commander Dads with bad puns, dad jokes, and a whole slew of embarrassing ideas.

Like

Gabriel basically rescues and adopts Jesse from Deadlock

Jack: …well. This is it, Jack.
Jack: you’re a dad now.
Jack: time to be a loving and supporting partner to your husband in this endeavor, and a responsible and warmhearted role model to this poor kid who has had so much go wrong in his young life.
Jack: …
Jack: guess I gotta learn how to golf now.  
Jack: …
Jack: and also buy all my clothes from Costco.                      



Five minutes later

Gabriel: …what the actual fuck are you wearing
*Jack in Hawaiian button up, cargo shorts, socks and sandals*
Jack: …
Jack: we’re dads now, Gabe.
Gabriel: …
Gabriel: shit you’re right

Five minutes later

Jesse comes outside into the break area of the Watchpoint.

Jesse: hey, y'all seen my hat anywhere? I think Fareeha hid it - CHICKEN ON A DONKEY WHAT THE FUCK
*Jack and Gabe practicing really bad golf swings in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, and socks and sandals*
Jack: hello, kiddo
Gabe: sup, chico
Jesse: …
Jesse: Hey uh
Jesse: can I choose to go to jail instead      


                  
Twenty minutes later

Ana: I should have expected this from you, Jack
Ana: but you too, Gabriel?? I expected better from you
Torbjörn: …you expected better from Gabriel “I wear my beanie in New Mexico” Reyes?
Gabriel: I detect some sarcasm there
Jack: Ana…Ana, don’t you see?
Ana: ??
Jack: we have a TEENAGER living in the base with us
Ana: …
Torbjörn: …
Reinhardt: …team, we know what we must do

Five minutes later

Jesse: still can’t find my hat - CHEESE WHIZ ON A CRACKER WHAT
*Entire Strike team in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, socks and sandals*
Jesse: …
Jack: …we’re all dads now



Twenty years later

In the theater on the Hollywood map

Jesse: …
Shiver Reaper: …
Golden 76: …
Shiver Reaper: hey, chico
Golden 76: how ya doin’, kid?
Jesse: …
Hanzo: …do you know these people, Jesse?
Jesse: …nah
Lúcio: introduce us to your friends!
Jesse: …extra hell nah
Golden 76: hey Jesse
Golden 76: watch this!
*Golden 76 starts doing push ups*
Hanzo: …
Lúcio: …
Sombra: …
Jesse: how.  why.
Shiver Reaper: …like you’re one to talk
Shiver Reaper: you look ridiculous
Jesse: …
*flashbacks to late adolescent and young adult years of his foster fathers in bad polo shirts and ugly plaid pants and Daredevil 76 and Pumpkin Reaper*
Jesse: …I CANNOT BELIEVE
*Jesse McCree has left the game.*
Shiver Reaper: …
Golden 76: …
*Reaper and Soldier: 76 high-five*
Golden 76: We still got it.



(I cannot believe I have to add this but do not tag this as mc*/reyes//76 or any variation thereof)

just a pot accessory by roaringheightts

hello my friends! i have a new download, are you surprised? today i bring you: a pot. that’s all it really is. i took the base game pot and made it into an accessory. i didn’t make any practical cooking poses because i’m lazy but these two stupid goof poses are included. there’s also… a hat version.

don’t ask me my i made this. i guess it was just because i was so excited i made an object into an accessory, i wanted to find more uses. and my friends thought it was funny. the pose codes are a_roaringheightts_cookingmama1 and a_roaringheightts_cookingmama2 because i think i’m funny. they’re not poselisted because, like we’ve established, i was too lazyyy and i don’t think too many people will find use for them. the hat accessory is hat slider compatible, and i highly suggest using the hat sliders bc i accidentally made it a little too far back (it’s hard to position things in milkshape ok). the accessories should have thumbnails in cas but it’s my first time doing that so idk if it worked. pls message me if something went wrong bc i didn’t test the thumbnails. also feel free to make your own poses for the pot, just put a link to this post instead of putting the pot in your downloads. that’s all i really have to say, i hope you can find use for these things!

download pot accessory, pot poses, and pot hat

Yes, hello, I am an animator at Fresh TV! Here's the cast:

1: Gwen
2: Courtney
3: Tom
4: Jasmine
5: Eva (She has two eyebrows now, not a fan of that design change)
6: Sadie (Not Katie!! Her plot is about her coping with not having her friend)
7: Sammy
8: A new character named “WiFi” who likes exercise
9: Chef the cat
10: Ezekiel’s rotting corpse
11: Monokuma
12: The Cat in the Hat
13: Chris McLean in a fur suit
14: Duncan
15: The entire cast of Grojband
16: Miss Frizzle from the Magic School Bus
17: Dave’s skeleton
18: My mom
19: ICUP
20: Geoff

2

Hello again, another round of asks!

1. Honestly, I don’t like her new skin that much (Stay Puft Marshmallow Hat). However, the wings are slick. The blue blades are just awesome. The rest of the suit… Eh, it’s okay, just not my fave. I’m more interested in Hanzo’s reaction to her hairstyle. *brow wiggle* *points to doodle above*

2. I’ve been focusing all my “comic-ing” into my fancomic. Sorry! I don’t really have the time to draw little side comics right now.

3. Thank you so much for the compliment! I just want to spread the Healing Arrow love! Also, thank you for the support!

4. Thank you! I try hard to be a decent healer. ^_^ (I’ve actually had a game where I’ve done around 80% of the damage healed, but the amount healed was very low.)

5. Hello and welcome back! I’m thrilled that my art has inspired you to like this ship! Love for this ship is so rare. Thank you so much for sharing your love! <3

For other asks that have yet to receive replies, I will get to them. I’ve been busy with work.

anonymous asked:

Hi!! I love your sims and I was wondering if they're available for download and if you have a list of the mods you used (or at least that gorgeous keith hair 😍😍)

i don’t have them up for DL cos i been burned one too many times by ea and so i’m now a dirty pirate but i can list a few of the cc’s? [the ones i can remember anyway lol]

Alurra:
http://notegain.tumblr.com/post/101170270963/elf-ears-for-sims-4 – elf ears [this person also has 2 other elf ear styles if you look thru their DLs]
http://missparaply.tumblr.com/post/113971027451/retexture-of-romantic-hair-by-kiara24-texture-by – default hair [u need the mesh they link]
http://missparaply.tumblr.com/post/127152121451/ts4-hair-retexture-wms-vellichor-hairs-by – sleepy hair
http://blogsimplesimmer.tumblr.com/post/153238657790/hello-everyone-i-have-finally-finished-this-small – denim jacket [above outfit]
http://savage-sims.tumblr.com/post/150063710867/all-colorsstyles-not-shown-milf-shorts-new – shorts [above outfit]
http://elliesimple.tumblr.com/post/151805169199/elliesimple-crop-hoodie-by-loubelle-download – sleep hoodie
[i wish i could remember where i got her top and shoes cos i love these damn things xD]

Keith: 
http://kijiko-catfood.com/spiky-layered-for-male/ – for the main hair 
http://kijiko-catfood.com/the-sextuplets/ – for the cowlick [included in the top hair, listed as ’ahoge’ and it’s in the hat section]

Pidge:
[hair is the same as keith’s, just without the cowlick lol]
http://jennisimsunanuevaexperiencia.blogspot.com/2016/01/downloads-sims-4collection-glasses-male.html – glasses

Shiro:
http://hchano.tumblr.com/post/158983921766/sims-4-shiro-hair-ive-gotten-a-few-people-asking – hair
http://modthesims.info/d/542348 – scar
http://modthesims.info/d/553676 – prosthetic [base version, not the one i use…i started to recolour it (seen on my shiro) but i will prolly find a longer glove and do it from scratch…]

Lance:
http://ooobsooo.tumblr.com/post/154456757639/ooobsooo-kk-clothing-set-01-younzoey-crewneck - jeans

Hunk:
http://waekey.tumblr.com/post/150514511138/headband-new-mesh-ea-mesh-edit-category-hat – sweatband [also used for lance’s excercise outfit]

p sure almost everything else is ea stuff [cept maybe hunk’s hair but i don’t remember where i got that]… i have a lot of custom eyes, skintones, makeup etc but i couldn’t tell you where i got any of those lol…sorryfjdghdfjk. 

enjoy????

bibblethedestroyer  asked:

Hello! I'm a bit new to Tumblr but I've been spying on your blog from the start and I just want to say I adore your art. I do have a question for yah: What's villainous? As someone who speaks zero Spanish I have no idea how to get into this show when I can't understand it. The style of the show really draws me in, and the animation looks so good. I hope you have a swell day, and cheers for (possibly) answering this ask! 😘

its a series of shorts for Cartoon Network about Black Hat and his organization, formed by him and Dr Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5.
you can watch them in spanish with english subtitles on the CN LA channel! the link is on the post i reblogged. :>

uncertainturquoise  asked:

Hey! To honour the cover release of the new volume (and my soft spot for wedding hc) I'd like to know what the strawhats would wear for their wedding!! Luvs ♥

Hello love, do you have wedding headcanons for Lucci and his sweet girlfriend? thank you so much! ♥

WEDDINGCANON *plays Pachelbel*

Luffy

  • LUFFY would totally wear what he wore at the Firetank-Strawhat alliance meeting, not the exactly same, but something similar
  • he’d still wanna wear the damn hat as well
  • also his flip flops
  • aaaand he’d really wanna wear shorts like i always, i dont think he likes regular pants

Zoro

  • I think would wear a black wedding kimono actually!
  • I def think he’s the only one of the boys who wouldn’t like to wear a a formal suit (ok Jinbe maybe too)
  • Besides I think it just fits him well because Zoro would canonically be a Japanese man in real life and he always has this japanese theme going for him too :)

Nami

  • would wear a summerly wedding dress!!!!
  • I would be wear easy to put on, very light and not all that long
  • it would have some orange and yellow accents. like very fine flower patterns
  • she’d insist ona bouquet and a tiara haha

Usopp

  • would also wear short shorts like Luffy, i think he’d prefer that over long pants
  • he’D be reaaaally stylish and his suit would be…something else, he’d have this jazz thing going for him
  • also prefers a tie over bow tie
  • (think something along the lines of what he wore as his casino outfit)

Sanji

  • WOW MOST GORGEOUS WEDDING PRINCE SUIT EVER
  • no but really I’m a fan of his canon wedding suit that he’s wearing right now in the manga
  • I’d only add some golden and blue accents
  • also a blue flower in his lapel

Chopper

  • Loool I just can’t really picture Choper in a wedding suit, but it might be very colorful, with a bunch of candy pink and blue

Robin

  • she’d wear a beautiful, vintage dress, very long and very body formfiting :D
  • her hair would be very elegantly styled and she’d wear a wedding veil
  • I think her dress would have some lavender accents

Franky

  • he’d look like a boss tbh
  • lots of golden bling
  • no pants of course hahah
  • his hair would be styled in a sort of cake style fitting for his wedding cake

Brook

  • he’d also wear something very, very classic
  • it’d be sorta 19th century style but in a good handsome way
  • not lot of bling, he’d look fine tho ;)

Jinbe

  • Jinbe wouldn’t be too into a black suit either, I don’t think he has this suit thing going for him tbh
  • since he’s usually wearing a kimono in the manga too, he’d probably wear a wedding kimono as well
  • other than that i think he could really pull off looking great in sorta very fancy black rope, also he’d let his hair down and style it omg haha

Carrot

  • OK SO HEAR ME OUT
  • CARROT would wear a fricking GERMAN DIRNDL
  • Guys think about it i cant imagine her wearing a classical dress regardless summerly like Nami or elegant like Robin, seriously she’d wear a dirndl with a huge cute ribbon on her back

Lucci

  • I can see him get married, really do
  • IT’d be probably more of a private intimate thing, I can’t see him liking huge parties ehhhh
  • KUMADORI WEDS THEM
  • (or at least insists on wedding them)
  • Kaku is his best man
  • I can see Stussy giving the couple a super expensive gift, though I can see Spandam do the same
  • like always Kalifa, Jabra and Fukuro are just there to embarass him, while Kaku, Blueno and Kumadori make sure the couple has a great day
  • lots of fancy whine and a small but very tasteful wedding cake

anonymous asked:

Hi, i'm fairly new to this. If i could have a pic of any animal (preferably black), that would be nice. If possible, can I be holding a phone and wearing a hat?

Hello there! As mentioned repeatedly on this blog, I don’t draw the stuff I post. It belongs to the artist credited in the description. I’ll give it a try though!

anonymous asked:

Hello :D! Do you have any friendship/romance headcanons for Boone with Courier? Thank you in advance and have a good day ✨✨

i love boone so much!! and you have a good day too anon!! ty!!

Friendship

• He’s actually really good at telling jokes
Courier and him swap hats sometimes
•Sometimes he thinks about his wife and gets really sad and distant, Courier gives him space but tells him he can tell them anything
• Boone gets along with Rex and sometimes holds him and lets his feelings out when he doesn’t want the Courier near
• He’s a big hugger but only when he’s comfortable
• Really sweet around children, which surprises the Courier
• He’s good at cooking, so he cooks for the Courier

Romanced

• It takes him a while to come to terms with his feelings for the Courier, he realizes he has to move on from his wife
• He seems cold but he’s really affectionate, holding the Courier in their bed and leaving kisses all over them
• Boone does not like when the Courier does stuff by themselves, he knows they can be independent but it makes him nervous
• He sings them to sleep if they have nightmares (which are frequent sometimes)
• His big, meaty arms hold the Courier tightly
• He gets aggressive when they stumble upon the Legion, Boone will not lose another partner to them
• He likes to squish the Courier’s cheeks and call them beautiful

“Hello, heroes! And, aah, villains, I suppose…

I am White Hat, founder of White Hat Inc and savior of the planet Earth. If you have time, please reblog this post, so more people can find me. It’s a lonely, thankless job, being a hero. I’d love some new friends.”

[Indie, multi-ship White Hat inspired by the Heroic AU by @comixgum. Please check out the rules and about pages. Run by Jay]

stainedglasslily  asked:

Hello, I'm admittedly a novice to all this. Might I inquire what is occurring here? I have my own demons, and I see others have their own as well and are involved in this Demon Guardian business. What is it exactly?

New to the Gravity Falls ‘Demonic Guardians AU’? 

This small question requires a rather large answer. I’ll try to answer this as fluidly as possible.

1) “[W]hat is occurring here?”

On my blog here, I am Wit Send, the Trivia Demon of Gravity Falls. I belong to the Gravity Falls AU created by @starfleetrambo called “Demonic Guardians AU”. Many blogs, such as myself, will post about our activity as demons as well as guardians if we have a human in our care. @rincat21 is my human and she is a delight.

2) “[T]his Demon Guardian business. What is it exactly?”

Well, I don’t know how to start explaining it. But the best way to understand the magic that is DGAU, I suggest you start by clicking here. Read the comic parts in order, Part 1 - present. Then click on the other two links on that post. (I suggest you start with the ‘click here for oldest to newest’ link so that you can watch everything grow from the ground up and to avoid confusion.) Then click on the ‘stuff by other awesome people’ link on that same post.

3) Then I suggest you click on the creator’s DGAU-specific blog, here

  • (Rambo manages this blog herself.)

This blog is where anything DGAU-related will get posted. (Usually canon stuff? You won’t really see Demon OCs on this blog as much anymore, keep reading to find out.) It’s also a great blog to ask the creator, Rambo, any questions about the content or the AU and she will do her best to answer.

4) And finally, the Demon OCs. I suggest you go explore this blog, here.

  • (This blog is not run by Rambo. It is a fan-made/run blog by @randumbdaze)

This blog is essentially where ALL of the Demon OCs are submitted and reblogged to be put out publicly into the DGAU. 

  • Bit of History of the DGAU: When Rambo first created this AU, it was all confined to her personal Rambo blog (refer to Part 1 of this response). But the sudden influx of asks and submissions of Demon OCs was overwhelming, so she created the AU’s sister blog, @kidsanddemons (refer to Part 2 of this response). Rambo created Kidsanddemons as a way to house all of the DGAU content that she and her fans would create. Rambo intended Kidsanddemons to be her home-blog to respond to prompts about the AU as well as keep the blog focused on the story telling. But alas, the DGAU fandom grew exponentially in size, talent, and insanity. So randumbdaze created the DGAU Demon OC blog, @demonicguardianocs.

Here on this blog, you can find basically every demon oc to date that has been created within this AU. It is through here that I met some of my closest demon friends. As I know you’ll find some pretty interesting demons here and hopeful make friends with them! This blog is also a great way to get your DGAU Demon OC content gain exposure.

PROTIPS:

  • If you have DGAU related content that you’d like the Demon OC blog (refer to Part 4) to reblog or post, please submit your content to them. OR post the content yourself with the appropriate tag: “demonic guardians au”. If the DGAU content that you are posting is Demon OC specific, use these appropriate tags: “demonic guardians au” AND “demonic guardians oc”.
    • The Demon OC blog will put the Demon OC content/post into a queue and it will get reposted, so keep an eye out on that blog.
  • If you’d like to see a compiled list of Demon OCs with their own ask/RP/reblog/content blog that is DGAU/DGAU Demon OC specific, please refer to my post here. (I do my best to keep that updated upon request via Submission to my blog. It is very exhausting and extensive for me to just *add* everyone, so if someone wants their demon added to the list, they can submit it and I will update accordingly.)
  • If you’d like more info on creating a DGAU Demon OC of your own, click here.
    • Rambo has repeated multiple times that there ARE NO RULES when making a Demon OC. So literally, create to your heart’s content.  
  • AN IMPORTANT POINT OF CLARIFICATION: Early on in Rambo’s DGAU content, you’ll notice that the Blue Square Demon with the Bowler Hat is called Tad Strange. I will allow the this video to explain what Tad Strange was before the airing of the Stanchurian Candidate. (Watch from the start till about 5:35). Simply put, to avoid confusion with the actual show canon Tad Strange, Rambo changed the name of the Blue Square Demon with the Bowler Hat to the new name, Dot Matrix.
    • So if you see anything DGAU related that says “Tad Strange”, the AU Canon name for the demon is now in fact, “Dot Matrix”.

WOW! That was a MOUTHFUL! I hope I answered your questions thoroughly enough! If you have any further questions about (specific) Demon OCs, I can try my best to answer them. If you have any further questions about the DGAU, I would like to direct you to this page.

Happy drowning in this AU! Because I’m in too deep, man….WAY too deep…someone help me… O_O;;

Art drawn by the phenomenal @starfleetrambo, from her DGAU.

Hello, Jacob Frye, my new crush. That man is perfect, he’s gonna be the death of me, he’s gonna take over my world slowly but surely and oh god how excited I am to play Syndicate. I can’t even express how in love I am with that man.

I think I have a thing for guys wearing hats.

(I am also very excited to draw weird bird smileys)

Hello lovely people! In light of recent points brought to light, we have decided to introduce a chat/thread roulette! It will be a 100% randomised series of events allowing all characters to interact with different people in strange, new situations.

Here’s how it’ll work in 4 easy steps:

  1. Character names will be picked out of a hat (metaphorically. or literally. who knows. i’m a wild one who owns a hat)
  2. A plot thread will be chosen from those prepared earlier
  3. The two (or four) players chosen will will get a maximum of 24hrs to organise and discuss the plot with each other
  4. Then, they begin!

All the threads are meant to be fun and put your characters in different situations - maybe some you hadn’t even considered before. It is also meant to give you all an opportunity to branch out with who you roleplay with. Who knows, you might even discover your character has a new bff at the end of your thread!

It is recommended that the threads go on for no longer than two weeks (depending on the speed of replies) but should reach some form of conclusion.

To get involved - which is highly encouraged, unless you want to see admin rosie cry - please give this post a like (if you have multiple characters and just like the post they will all be added to the hat) or send admin rosie a message via discord to get your characters name in the hat!

The first names will be picked out tomorrow and their rpers will be informed, so get liking / messaging!

Any questions, please feel free to ask.

Collide

This is not a proper story, just a bit of crack. Based on this imagine from imaginexhobbit.


READER: *has been out running for ten minutes* Where is my computer? I miss it. Why are there no public computers in parks? Look at all these trees. Who needs so many trees? I hate trees. Also, all this oxygen is making me light-headed. Oooh, what is this shiny thing in front of me that looks exactly like every wormhole in movies ever? I shall investigate. *falls through wormhole into Middle Earth, lands on a certain dwarf king’s majestic lap* Ugh, my head.
   

THORIN: My back!

THORIN’S COMPANY: *observes with delight Reader’s fluffy mittens, scarf and hat* Oooh look, a mascot! So cute! Can we keep it?

BILBO: *betrayed look* I thought I was your mascot!

COMPANY: That was two minutes ago. Now we have a new mascot. She’s fluffier and therefore superior. Just look at those widdle fuzzy mittens!

READER: *looks blearily around, spots Gandalf* Ugh, a giant hippie!

GANDALF: I beg your pardon, young lady?

Keep reading

hello all,I know it’s a few days early to be making christmas posts,but this idea has been sitting with me for about two years now,and I was hoping maybe amidst the somber of today,I could lift spirits a bit with a new found trans head cannon.

*drum roll*

Hermey the elf.

yes I know,random right? But I have proof.

Here are the examples of the male elves and female elves:

as you can see,the male elves have no visible hair under their caps and wear a blue uniform (with a pink band on the hat and pink tights,looking like a nod to the trans flag) The female elves have a pink uniform with, blonde,flowing hair coming out under their caps.

now take a look at Hermey:

as you can see,Hermey is a male in his male uniform that resembles the trans pride flag,BUT IS THE ONLY MALE ELF WITH BLONDE FLOWING HAIR.

so now this information ties in with his plot line being a bit of an allegory. Constantly being criticized for wanting to be a dentist instead of wanting to make toys “like a normal elf” Do you see the relationship here? Does this ring a bell towards DESTRUCTING THE GENDER BINARY AND GENDER ROLES??

Now let’s take a look at some of his dialouge/song lyrics:

Hermey: Hey, what do you say we both be independent together, huh?
Rudolph: You wouldn’t mind my - red nose?
Hermey: Not if you don’t mind me being a dentist.
Rudolph: [shaking hands with Hermey] It’s a deal. 

———————————————————

Hermey: [musically] Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can’t fire me, I quit. Seems I don’t fit in.
——————————————————————————————-

Head Elf: Hermey! Aren’t you finished painting that yet? There’s a pile-up a mile wide behind you! What’s eatin’ ya, boy?
Hermey: Not happy with my work, I guess.
Head Elf: What?
Hermey: [sadly] I just don’t like to make toys.
Head Elf: Oh, well, if that’s all… What? You don’t like to make toys?
Hermey: [sadly again] Nnno.
Head Elf: [to the other elves] Hermey doesn’t like to make toys!
Elves: [whispering to each other, then chorusing to Hermey] Hermey doesn’t like to make toys. Shame on him!
Head Elf: Do you mind telling me what you do want to do?
Hermey: Well, sir, someday, I’d like to be a… a dentist.
Head Elf: A - dentist?
Hermey: Well, we need one up here. I’ve been studying. It’s fascinating; you’ve no idea. Molars and bicuspids and incisors…
Head Elf: [interuppts] Now listen, you: you’re an elf, and elves make toys.
[shoving the dentistry book away and shoving the cart that Hermey was painting back to him]
Head Elf: Now, get to work!
[whistle blows]
Head Elf: Ten minute break!
[Hermey smiles, but then the head elf jumps him]
Head Elf: Not for you! Finish the job, or you’re fired! 

——————————————————————————————-

So seemingly before,his not fitting in was rather simple and one dimensional like every other misfit character,but with him,it’s more complex.

Hermey is a trans boy who is struggling to be accepted by his peers.

1779, New York City (Hamilsquad x Reader)

Hello! New series. Not sure if you like if or not. Comment/give your insight! It’s kind of confusing right now, and it’s like, if Reader was teleporting back to 1779, shouldn’t she be freaking out? Kind of. It’s part of the plot, but more answers to it soon hehe.

~

4:00 PM.

Today was one of the most sweltering days in New York City. The ones where wearing more then a t-shirt would make you melt.
I tried to make school go by fast, I couldn’t. Not to mention our school didn’t have air conditioning.

“Miss, can we go outside?”

“I’m thirsty.”

“Are we allowed to get ice, miss?”

“I’m going to pass out.”

Not to mention half the comments made by me. Jumping into my car, I rode my car to my house, careful, because I’d only gotten the automobile this summer.

That’s when Fred came back for more. He’s about 3 years younger then me, and at that age…it’s all about sex. He’d tried to get you out on a date about, 14 times already?

“No. I’ve got to study for a test. History.” I said, chuckling, praying that the elevator in my building would move at light speed to the sixth floor. My floor.

“Another time?” He asked hopefully. You grinned. Never in a million years, but I’d humour him.
“Maybe.”

~

Alexander Hamilton. Who the fuck was he? Some guy that cheated on his wife, wrote a thousand essays. You’d got the facts. George Washington? Army General. Wife, Martha. She was quite fond of children.

Silently repeating the facts over and over I stared at the cover of your biography of the famous writer, A.Ham.

Why was studying so damn hard? Is it just me, or did they also have some big daddy issues and lady drama. Eh, it’s just a test.

But once again, the voice saying “(Y/N), you gotta study for yourself.” Went on overdrive.


2:00AM.

Literally I couldn’t see anything. Knowing I shouldn’t overwork myself, I changed into some fancy-ass sleepwear my extra girly friend got me from Victoria Secret.

It was a lilac silk romper. Slight V neckline, string straps, kinda like a shirt and shorts elegantly laced into one. That’s when I’d drifted off into what I wanted, peaceful sleep to be.

6:00AM?

Dappled sunlight was filtered through thick branches above me. The soil covered ground was soft with wildflowers and moss.

Wait. I was lying in a forest. In my pajamas. What the fuck.

I stirred a bit, assuming in was a very…very…vivid dream.

That was until I was prodded with something hard.

“Ow!” I shouted, sitting up, pressing my palms against the ground.

“She’s alive…and really pretty.”

“Shut up, Laurens.”

“She’s probably confused!”

“I wonder how drunk someone had to get to wake up in a forest.”

“She’d probably, if she was drunk, wake up in a different bed, not a forest.”

Laurens? I looked up at them. There were four in total, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, Lafayette, and Alexander Hamilton.

Wait what.


“Who are you?” I asked.

“Well, darling, I’m Alexander Hamilton.” He said helping me up, taking my hand, and instead of shaking it…he kissed it! It made me feel kinda tingly.

“(Y/N) (Y/L/N)” you replied, giggling.


“Your immense beauty is equivalent to your smile, darling.”

“T-thanks.”

“Come on! Give someone else a try, Alex!!!”

“Fine.”

“Hey baby girl.” John Laurens whispered, wrapping an arm around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder, kissing your neck briefly.

“Come on, I thought being INCREDIBLY suggestive wasn’t allowed.”


“Okay, okay.”

You looked over at the one with a thick French accent.

“Hello, mon amour. My name is Lafayette.” He stated, pressing a kiss to your hand.


“Can we get her into some normal clothing?!I’m sorry there acting like this, it’s because your in….short…..nightwear.” The last one said, wearing a grey beanie hat thing.


“Sorry to…interrupt…but, where am I? And when?” I asked.

“Why, New York City! 1779.” One of them said.


sHiT. Now I’m confused. New York looked more like a clutter of buildings and houses. I have to figure this out.

“Yeah. Thought so. So, where’s the dress?” I asked, stepping into a dark tailor shop.

“Here. Purple or orange?”

“Purple, please.”

“You got it.”

Handing me the dress, it looked casual for this time. Simple neckline, purple trimmed in frosty lace.

“I call getting to undress her!!” I heard Alexander shout before you shut the changing door and began. Today was going to be relatively hard.

I felt like screaming, running, kicking, trying to get back home. But the other part of me was, fit in, look calm, and explore.

So explore you shall.

Super Fancy Small Cosplay Props

Hello! Do you have trouble working with Worbla? Not sure how to make fancy armor decorations, or can’t find the perfect small pendant online to match what your costume calls for? 

I haven’t seen too many tutorials floating around about working with plasticine and Worbla, but it’s something new I started trying out recently and I’ve been getting very good results with it! So I’m making a tutorial, to share my progress with people! Featuring Jesse McCree’s hat from Overwatch. 

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MAGE CHONCLES CHAPTER 22 THE NEW VILAINS

at the iluminati base all the villains where tere “well we have made geonsoaked a nazi state now and can begining the opreasins of the good guys” bill ciper said and then a man with shag hair do and over coat jacket had come “hello i am arydin Izuna and am britanish and part of the magitech empire” he smile and put a hat on as he sited at the table “you are weak” said cyber putin and he then put a gas mask on “you saying that now but there needs to be a strong ruler you see and that ruler is me haha” he smile and turned the gas on killing the whole tnire iluminati and they all die of gas “i hated those jerk anyway” said bill ciper

arydin izuna then tiped his hat “oh i am a classy bad guy and will show you hopw real evil is done now phone flanders starlet we have work to begin hjere” he shed and bill ciper nodde.

robbe rotton woke up and huffed “i was beaten but i number 1″ he said with much anger “you are free from iluminat now join me and help liberatinon gensoaked” megaman gx said “what be a hero no way” robbe rotton said “but i will go my own way” he said and left “he is stubon like he was during the weegee wars” megaman gx sigh

YEARS AGO IN PAST

laser guns rained from the sky witch was red and dark and portals as megamangx sportcus cloud stif protoman and shadow the hedghog where fighting an army of weegees “they are turning people into more weegee we can not stoping the end of world” said cloud as he used ominslasher and killed 50 weegees in one shot

then fakegees attacked to lead by darkgee “give up and become a weege then there can be a new world order” darkgree swored and he was a weege but weared a tranchcoat,. with sunglass “i will NEVER JOIN WEEGEE EMPIRE!” megaman gx swore “then die megamangx” darkgeee shouted and drawed his darksaber and megtamangx used the silverknight blade to counter atack

then an explodions hapen and kill lots of the weeges “i am number 1 villain not weeges” said robbe rotton witch pissed darkghee off “why do you act like wildcard robbe rotton you could be one of our best servants if you stoped that” darkgee said “i work for no body i am best vilain” robbe said

PRESENT DAY

“sorry i was flashbacking” megamangx said “it ok” said marasa krismas but then the house blowed up and cirno was there but in a nazi black outfit “i have found the rebels our further flanders starlet will be please with this finding “oh no the nazis brainwished cirno” said remu

megamangx went into his first level mage form “she is an ice based bad guy i can takieing her out with fire magic” megamangx said and charged fira spells but they bounced off her “my n azi uniform is mad of fire proof febrics hahahaha” she laughed and fired ice at him

suddenly JETBLADE THE HEDGEHOG CHARGED IN NOW WITH COOL CYBORG PARTS and lasered at her

STROHIM THEME FROM JOJO PLAYS

“dark empire science is badass you fairy peace of shit!!!” jetblade smiled and lasered her some more “i will show you snowstorm attack!” cirno shed and unlased a bizzerd at him but then he used a cyborg take down karate atack and breaked both her arms “Agewguwegwegwhg” she screamed “Machine gun punching” jetblade said and punched her 10000 times at hyper speed and she ran away crting

“jetbklade but why you help me you are bad guy” megamangz shouted “i an anti hero now since the dark empire rebuilded me we may use the dark side but we do not want nazis to win becuse they are more evil than us and go too far” jetblade said “well i am glad to have allie i guess” megamangx said as his party growed

“we need to go to human villaige and stop the nazi plan” remu said and they gotted in jetblades plane witch was like the xman one but was black with cool green markings “lets go kick nazi ass” jetblade shed

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After this next week, I will be free to be able to make more items to sell on my etsy as well as open up more available custom commissions. The new items will be slouchy beanies, pokeballs, 1-up mushrooms, and more designs of scarves and hats. A few various amigurumi may pop up in there as well from time to time. The one I currently have on there is expensive, and huge, and I honestly feel really bad for making it cost so much but everyone keeps telling me its reasonable given the amount of time and effort I spent on it. Given the expensive one is a custom design as well. If you order that one, that will take the longest to arrive since I make it off your order. You can find my etsy here. The 20% off coupon code is Y25TL7, and is available to use until July the 31st of 2017.