@that-awesome-girl-u-added (along with some other hellastic dudes) requested some davekat and they said it so sweetly i couldnt say no so i made like a fuckin gorilla riding a rainbow dash float through the sky to whip up a jizzstorm of liquidy gayness
this is my child. if anybody decides to lay a single soggy finger sausage on this banana hammock wearin yaoi brit extraordinaire i will hover over to that taint-juggling moldy cheese curd and personally disembowel them with my hellastic telepathic powers of fiery rage. okay :) ?? okay.
i just really love jake. thats it. thats all i really wanted in life.
dave in hellastic streetwear as requested by this potato here: twinarmageddonewithyourshit (yes i just called you a potato. watcha gon do)
just look at this piece of microwaved hipster fondus. i dont think theres a single article of clothing this dude cant pull off with flying colors. yknow i dont even know why i write these big long things down here. i bet nobody reads them. i mean people should feel honored to have my words grace their computer screens…. or at least be somewhat happy that i exist.
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now in the meantime, allow me to acrobatically pirouette so hard off a cliff and perform a supersonic swan dive through the earth and impregnate the core with my own incredulous torso