Smutty Jack Barakat Imagine - requested by @baratkat, hope u enjoy! love you lots and I hope this helps cheer you up♡
Request:*name* going out for dinner with atl guys and picking Jack so they can go together and seeing jack jerking off to *name* and when they try to sneak away the fall down so he knows *name* is there and both are hella embarassed, but they still go and during dinner theres tension and alex asks is everything ok and youre like yea yea sure and then youre the last too from the group at the restaurant and you end up making out in the taxi and it gets heated up at jacks cOOL COOL Word Count: 2,935 Warning: Mature Content & Vulgar Language A/N: This uses Mint’s name, not ‘Y/N’
Writing prompt: sasstral, check and miro making dinner together with their kids because a) self insert stuff is hella embarassing and would make me laugh , b) it would end in chaos c) it's absolute crack and doesn't have to be serious
Check: *peeling carrots while lettuce is drying*
Yuuri: Hey Check, why are you making a salad? Aren’t you going to eat burgers with the rest of us?
Check: Oh, no. I’m vegetarian, dear.
Yuuri: *Blinks in confusion*
Check: Oh- I don’t eat meat. I don’t like the taste of meat at all.
Yuuri: *Smirking* Oh, that’s not what Kaito tells me at all-
Check: *Whacking him with an unpeeled carrot* OUT OF THE KITCHEN
(I need your guys’ Skill Sets on cooking before I continue, because I am great at it, but I’m not sure if you guys are)
Woah woah, I’m so enraged just by reading this, why would someone do this?? DD:<
LMAO please please don’t be angry. SO there was one day I sent some art to my friend not knowing he was at work. It was of some scandalous thing. His boss saw it. So now I’m the drawn porn chick. And he only called me that because my friend and I were having an inappropriate conversation about boobies. I called them “roundies”. So my friend ask his boss if he ever called his wife’s boobs “roundies”. Boss asked if I was the drawn porn chick. Conversation digressed from there. I sweating though. Omg lol