hella dirty

Worth It

Pairing: Y/N & Calum 

Words: 3400+

Warning: nsfw

Sugar Daddy Calum is what dreams are made of 

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Princess

Originally posted by hohbi

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Genre: Smut (legit might get hella dirty idk)

Word Count: 786

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Life Lesson #285: Having a significant other who’s been dancing since they came out of the womb has its perks.

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Joji Sex Headcanons
  • He loves to dominate you
  • Prefers giving oral to receiving it
  • Loves to pull your hair and slap your ass during doggy style
  • Watching a movie with him often turns into him sliding his hand into your panties and fingering you
  • Talks hella dirty (in English and Japanese!!!)
  • He’s a huge exhibitionist and loves doing it in the park, on the beach, etc.
  • He is usually the one to initiate sex
  • You find it super hot how he bites his lip and throws his head back when something feels particularly good for him
  • Often moans how beautiful you are and how much he loves you
  • Very sweet and romantic afterwards, peppering your skin with kisses and wanting to snuggle and fall asleep

No matter how cheesy it is, photobooth scenes are my jam

From the fic dirty laundry by @gibslythe !!

teen wolf masterlist (now moved to mermaidenisaac)

-derek-

midnight snack *smut*

psl

chemistry of an alpha *smut*

-isaac-

house arrest *smut*

do you wanna touch me (there) *smut*

you’re my werepuppy

who do you like?

sweeter than cotton candy

habits

you’re still my werepuppy

-stiles-

the kinky stuff *smut*

-scott-

the hot girl *~smut*

preferences:

dating derek would include

Ian Sex Headcanons
  • He loves positions where he can get a good view of himself moving in and out of you (think doggy style, missionary, etc.)
  • Rarely initiates sex, but takes charge once it’s been initiated 
  • Loves being called daddy & loves calling you princess/baby girl
  • Prefers rough, passionate fucking to making love
  • Is very possessive and enjoys leaving bite marks all over your body (especially your inner thighs) as a constant reminder that you’re his
  • He’d rather have the lights off than on
  • Loves cumming on your face and ass, it’s a huge visual turn-on for him
  • Tends to be quiet during the act itself, but talks hella dirty during foreplay
  • He loves when you wrap your legs around his waist, urging him to thrust deeper inside of you
  • Falls asleep almost instantly once he’s finished, so make sure you reach your orgasm before he does

anonymous asked:

Hi so i dont know if you are taking any ptompts but imagine tony wearing a white virgin killer sweater with steve's dog tags sround his neck and heels as an anniversary surprise for steve and steve just loosing all control and start doing tony in every poasible way! I know its smutty but my mind is hella dirty!

A dirty mind is a terrible thing not to share, Anon!  You know how I feel about dog tags, but put t hat with the virgin killer sweater and some fuck me heels and I think Steve would combust.

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If you support Trump, I automatically assume you are one, or all, of the following:

  • Dumb
  • Supremely racist
  • Sexist af
  • One of those guys holding a fish in their Facebook photo
  • From the midwest
  • Definitely homophobic
  • And also transphobic as all hell
  • A dirty shag carpet that aspires to one day reach the level of fame as Trump’s toupee
  • A fellow tangerine poorly disguised as a human