hella dirty

Worth It

Pairing: Y/N & Calum 

Words: 3400+

Warning: nsfw

Sugar Daddy Calum is what dreams are made of 


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Little Wesper things

- Wylan blushing
- Wylan ducking his head to hide a grin
- Wylan giving up and actually grinning
- Wylan getting into something and just being so passionate
- Wylan playing the flute
- Wylan writing music for Jesper
- Wylan always understanding the crew’s (Nina and Jesper’s) innuendos but never letting on
- Wylan saying a really subtle but HELLA dirty innuendo one day when it’s just him and Jesper
- Jesper taking a few seconds to get it
- Jesper telling *everyone* about it
- Inej takes about an hour to get it and wishing she hadn’t
- Nina just being really proud
- But not as proud as Jesper
- Wylan running his hands through his hair when he stresses
- Wylan just sitting his hand on his head in his hair when he concentrates
- Jesper running his hands through Wylan’s curls
- Jesper calling Wylan ‘Wy’
- Wylan calling Jesper ‘Jes’
- Jesper’s bright clothes
- Wylan in knit jumpers
- Jesper learning to use his powers
- Wylan encouraging him
- Jesper helping Marya get better
- Sitting on a big couch together and still squishing really close
- One resting his head on the other’s shoulder
- Jesper pranking Wylan on April Fools
- Wylan retaliating
- Having a massive ongoing prank war
- Jesper visiting his dad on the farm
- Colm asking where Wylan is and being genuinely concerned because “He was so good for you. Is everything okay??? What happened???”
- Jesper explaining that everything’s fine Wylan just had to stay with his mum
- Jesper always bringing Marya and Wylan with him after that
- Jesper winking at Wylan
- Jesper calling Wylan 'Wylan van Sunshine’

I had so much built up Wesper fluff in my mind and I needed to share it so thanks if you got this far

Feel free to add your own too please I know I’ll probably add more at some stage

Sharing (Jungkook and Hoseok threesome)

Originally posted by queen-jinnie

Description: Hoseok reveals his fantasy of sharing you with another man for a night and Jungkook seems to be the perfect candidate.

Basically: Hella dirty smut where Hoseok conducts his kinky fantasies with you and Jungkook.

Pairings: Hoseok x You x Jungkook

Genre: Smut, angst

This fic contains: Explicit smut, cum play, vulgar and demeaning words, threesomes, oral, bad language, just kinkiness in general, Jungkook being hot and Hoseok being hot.

A/N: This is technically part 2 to Wanted, but you don’t need to read that to read this, it just gives you more insight into Jungkook’s feelings. 

Also, it’s done! @hobitaki and @notjhope

A threesome? The thought had never crossed your mind- not since you started dating Hoseok. You know your boyfriend is kinky. Fuck he’s kinky. But still, you sat there, perplexed as you forced a neutral tone that chapped at your lips.

“A threesome?” He nods, smiling at you patiently. “With another man?” Your calm expression cracks as you ask the question, making him chuckle- a sound that could convince you to do nearly anything.

“Yes, with a man.” He says gently, reaching forward and resting his head in his palm to look at you, sitting opposite him, with a confusing admiration- like a lovesick puppy. His other hand covers yours, giving it a squeeze. “Just say no if you want, you don’t need to hesitate on my behalf. I understand if the idea is a bit… strange to you.”

“It’s not a strange idea.” You say quickly, dismissing that as the reason you’re weary.

A waiter walks up next to your table, halting you from asking your next question. Hoseok smiles at you mischievously, knowing the blush on your face was placed there simply because of the man bringing you your coffees arrival while you were having a conversation about threesomes. You muster a ‘thank you’, turning back to your sly smiled boyfriend with an unintentional frown.

“What was I saying?” You question, taking a sip of your coffee.

“I don’t know, babe. You seem a bit flustered.” He says cockily.

As much as you deny it, he knows how attractive you find him when he gets like this. You scoff at him, nearly spitting out your coffee. He laughs unbelievingly at you, one of his hands suddenly sneaking onto your knee under the table.

He leans in, making you fold and lean in as well, without even realizing it until his breath is on your nose, making your cheeks even hotter.

“Are you like this because of the thought of me sharing you with another man?”

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What Dan would be like in Bed

-I feel like he would have a small pain kink.(I.E hair pulling,scratching etc)

-Loves when you ride him

-Would love leaving marks.


-”Fuck, babe”

-sweetheart tbh


-“You feel so fucking good”

-But could also be sub Af

-Wouldn’t come until you have

-Low growls/moans

-Would love going down on you

-Lots of 69 

 -Sneaky Quickies bc Phil’s home

 -“Fuck yeah, baby… J-just like that .”

 -Dan WORSHIPPING that booty like his life depended on it


 -Sexting​…..Way too much 


 -Loads of dirty Skype/call sessions when he’s away 

I’m ready to leave Earth now

This Fic Includes Days: 8. Roleplay 9. Lingerie| Frottage 10. Gun Play 11. Orgasm Denial 12. Hand-jobs 13. Rimming 14. Sensory Deprivation

Summary: ( HFK fic verse) Kageyama and Hinata are heirs to rival yakuza families, are secretly dating, and in this spin-off, are having some kinky roleplaying fun. 

Slick Pistol

“Is this seriously how you want to celebrate your birthday?”
Hinata neatly displayed on the counter of their beach hut all the items he’d tasked Kageyama to bring: blindfolds, rope, and his handgun. He danced around and hummed to himself while doing so—the hair from his long brown wig sifting across the freshly ironed girls high school uniform he was wearing.
“You said that since we can’t go out on a date, I could pick what we do. You said pick anything,” Hinata replied, a hint of spite ringing in his voice.
“But why roleplaying?” Kageyama got up from the edge of the bed and stood behind Hinata, fingers tracing the crisp edge of the short school skirt. “Also, where the heck did you find this?”
“I know some people,” Hinata snickered. “This wig is from the time we spent Christmas Eve together in Ishinomaki.
“Unfortunately, it suits you.” Kageyama threaded brown hair around his fingers with a sigh and rested his head on Hinata’s shoulder to look down at the display he had made. “So, what’s the story?”

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DAY6// Wet Dream

Hello~ can you do a Day6 reaction when their girlfriend has a wet dream? thank you


Arose from his sleep after hearing your loud plea, not sure if he actually heard you right, once again you shout ‘Sungjin, please go faster’ goes wide eyed knowing exactly what is happening in your dream, shocked that your dreams consist of the two of you doing dirty things.

“This woman is hella dirty minded”

Young K

So engrossed in what he was watching that he honestly thought you were still awake, ‘Wait until the shows over’ you start whining. ‘You are so stub…’ Brian starts turning on his side, seeing you sleeping, realizing he has been talking to someone that wasn’t even conscious, but becomes slightly cocky that you dream about him pleasuring you.

This girl always wants me, even in her dreams”


The worst mistake ever, even if you weren’t conscious when it had happened. He would tease you about it right when you woke up, asking so many questions about your dream ‘what’d you dream about’ ‘I could tell it was a good one’ Never forgets this moment and will use it as blackmail.

‘”You have to do it y/n or I’ll tell the boys about that one time”


‘Please, keep going… faster’ you let out breathlessly, he got flustered by the dirty words, pink hueing his cheeks, shocked that you still had a huge affect on him even when fast asleep, Let’s you rest and doesn’t bring it up when you are awake

“uh.. did you sleep well”


Hearing you moan out his name when asleep, makes him think of how vulnerable you are and imagines what you would be doing only if you were awake. The tightness of his paints is causing his arousal to hurt, wakes you up to take care of his problem

“I’m ready to make that dream a reality baby”

sparkling-babygirl  asked:

Okay so like can you do a daddy kink ant wth namjoon where I tease him or have been with holding the cookies and he has a a lot of sexual frustration with hella dirty talk from Joonie with some orgasm denial and a big finish PLZZZ

Get- get this man the hell away from me his feels are deadly.

Don’t Hold out on me(AMBW):

“Hey chocolate cheeks.” Namjoon called out to you slapping your ass as he came up behind you leaning over you to kiss your lips pressing your body against the counter. 

“Hell.. O.. Daddy. Mm!” You responded within each kiss that he gave you. Your hands pressed against the counter as he molded his lips against yours slipping his tongue into your mouth. You let the kiss carry on for a few minutes, until you felt the stiffening of his sweats you broke the kiss biting your lips and shaking your head. 

“You know better daddy.” You warned winking at him. Walking to the other side of the counter to sit in a chair and eat on your Captain Crunch that you had just finished fixing.  

“Aww come on baby girl it’s been a month! And all you have on is my shirt.” He complained pressing his palms down on the counter watching you. His sandy brown hair wild from how he slept the previous night, shirt off, sweats low on his hips. You wanted to jump him- but you couldn’t. 

“We’be been over why we need to abstain.” You sighed softly stuffing your mouth with food. 

“No no! You and your mom talked over why ‘WE’ should abstain.” He growled using his hand to motion between him and you and you rolled your eyes taking another bite of cereal. 

You knew why he was mad, about two months ago your parents came to visit but unknown to you both every time you were having sex your mother could here you. It was indeed something you were embarrassed of because you were so used to it just being you that you didn’t consider you were both actually loud. Your mother showed concerns that you were both having too much sex, and though you had been together for almost two years she urged you to make sure that it was about the love and not the sexual attraction that everyone could feel whenever the two of you were under each other. Last month you have given sex every now and then because it was hard to stop the monster when he wanted it- of course you would give it but then this month you cut it off all together. It was complete hell, sexual frustration leading to more arguments and more sleepless nights of one of you ended up on the couch. 

“It’s mm.. Not that bad Joonie.” You tried to reassure him but it was. It really was. Growling he just gave up walking off from you and you deflated. You licked your lips feeding your face angrily chomping on the cereal finishing the bowl off and drinking the milk. Getting up with a sigh you washed it all up cleaning the kitchen walking into the front room.

Namjoon looked up from flipping the remote to stare at you before he looked off giving you the cold shoulder. Frowning you walked up towards your shared bathroom to take a nap wanting to forget about it already.



A clap of slamming sounds woke you up from your slumber squirming around the bed trying to sit up. Namjoon looked down at you a sucker pressed against the inside of his jaw as he looked at you blinking blankly like nothing was wrong. He shrugged his shoulders going back to what he was doing. 

“YO WHAT THE FUCK NAMJOON?” You asked him angrily rubbing your eyes. 

“Oh shit sorry. I was looking for my game.” He replied softly not looking at you. 

“And you couldn’t fucking wait until I was up?” You asked clearly enraged by what he had done. Your body trembling with anger. 

“Yeah.. Just like you couldn’t wait before you decided to put a no sex ban on me because mommy said so.” He made his voice high pitched to mock you. His back muscles were flexing every time he moved and that pissed you off more because it made you want him so bad. 

“Oh but when ‘daddy’ tells me what to do I need to jump up like a fucking guard dog?!” You shouted at him crawling to the end of the bed standing up slowly. 

“YES! Because DADDY is the one taking care of you! Helping pay bills and getting you off. Feeding you! DADDY is the one that’s fucking going to marry you but not if you don’t clean up your act.” He threatened you and it felt like you were slapped with bricks. You knew he had been hurt behind this but not that bad to talk about not marrying you. He would never walk away from something unless it was bad. And this shit had got bad. 

Growling with fuming anger you caught him off guard tackling him down to the ground. “What the fuck??” He questioned his hands gripping at your wrist as your hands slapped at his face and chest. Using his body he rolled you both over pinning your front down onto the ground arms behind your back his hips pressing into your ass. His harsh breath against your ear. You squirmed shouting at him trying to get up but he kept you in place laughing softly. 

“Where the fuck do you think you’re going? I think this little sex ban got you thinking that you suddenly own me but remember I wear the pants in this relationship.” He mouthed out against your ear licking down the shell of it. 

“Then fucking act like it!” You shouted at him. Frustration written all over your face as you looked up at him. Namjoon lifted both his eyebrows before he furrowed them together crashing his lips against yours. He kissed you harshly keeping you in place, locking your body against the floor. The kiss was much rougher than earlier, and you knew when you tasted the metallic in your mouth he had broken skin and your lips would be swollen later. 

Namjoon moved back a bit only to yank the shirt up and over your head smirking down at your naked body. You never wore undergarments to bed and why would you? You couldn’t help the light color that painted your dark cheeks as he eyed you. Scooping you up with one arm around your lower waist Namjoon laid you down on the bed clicking his tongue. 

“Let’s train my beautiful baby girl back into the sexy submissive kitten I had hmm?” He asked walking around the bed. “Touch yourself.” He stated leaning against the wall watching you. 

You lifted your hands up to start at your breast cupping them you fondled your nipples slowly circling your thumbs around your areola keeping your eyes on him. He made you wet by just one look but when he wanted you touch yourself for him you felt you would come undone just by his gaze. His teeth clamping down on his bottom lip. He gave you a nod and you let your hands slip down your stomach stroking the soft brown skin in front of him. Your legs parted wide open to reveal your dripping folds and his eyes glued to them. 

You used one hand to spread your pussy lips wide and the other hand you used to rub your clit. Slowly at first but your movements got quicker over time. He walked up towards you but stopped at the foot of the bed while you continued to get yourself wet. He pushed your legs wide open leaning down he spit on your pussy before licking it up only to let spit fall from his lips and slowly side down to your entrance. You brought two fingers down to circle at your entrance before you pushed you middle finger inside of you rolling your head back. 

“Daddy~” You cooed out for him rolling your hips up off of the bed. Your body yearned for more and you had missed him for this past month. 

“Do you like that kitten?” He asked you lifting his large hand up to trace from your right ankle all the way up to the inside of your thigh ever so slowly.

“Yes daddy! Yes daddy I love it so much-but I want your fingers.” You whimpered out slipping your ring finger inside of yourself as well thrusting them in and out at a slow pace. Pushing them deeply you scissored yourself out. 

“Soon kitten. You’re so wet for daddy aren’t you? Thinking about how those tiny fingers are going to soon be replaced with daddy’s large fingers huh?” He asked letting his hand trail up from your hips towards your stomach stroking your belly button. 

“Oh god yes!” You shouted out squirming under his touch moving your fingers faster in and out of your wet needy hole that was begging for him. 

“Mmm thinking about how daddy will shove his fingers deep and then his cock baby girl? Do you want daddy’s big cock shoved inside of you?” He asked letting his fingertips walk higher until they were dancing across your darkened brown mounds. His eyes glued to your writhing body against the bed he knew you were close. 

“Oh yes daddy! Yes please destroy my little tight pussy. It’s been so long daddy I need you to open me up again.” You hollered out feeling your stomach clench, toes curl as your orgasm was approaching you. “Can I cum daddy?! Please?!” You asked desperately shutting your eyes and getting ready for the big finish your end right there staring you in the face. 

“No.” He said simply leaning down to yank your hand away from your pussy. Your mouth fell open as a shrill cry of pain left your lips. You couldn’t believe this! You looked up at him and he leaned down kissing your lips. 

“That feeling you feel. That’s how daddy has been for a month.” He reminded you moving up towards the headboard to sit against it. Patting his lap he motioned for you to come towards him. 

Shaking off your pitiful feeling you crawled on your knees towards him the bed dipping with each move you took. You straddle him and he let his tongue lick over your nipples slowly, hands grabbing at your hips he moved to scoot you closer to him. 

“My chocolate cheeks.” He repeated kissing the valley of your breast before his hands slapped at your ass cheeks. 

“Ride daddy’s fingers.” He instructed you before he slipped his first two fingers inside of you.

“Yes daddy, I’ll take them like a good girl.” You replied squeezing around his fingers and he shook his head. 

“No take it like my dirty little slut baby. I want to see this wet pussy dripping juices all over me. Don’t you dare hold back.” He warned in a slight daring voice full of dares and unspoken promises on what was to come if you disobeyed. 

Nodding your head you started to ride his fingers bouncing up and down on them as he thrust them in and out of your walls. Your hands on his shoulders as you bounced it feel so good to have his fingers fucking you. Rolling your hips like you would do if it was his dick you cried out in pleasure throwing your head back. His thumb started to rub your clit as he watched you groaning as the juices dripped from his almost soaked hands to his sweats. “Harder. Bounce that ass.” He commanded slapping one of your ass cheeks with his hand before he slapped it again increasing with the slaps as your speed increased. 

You bent over him kissing his lips, tiny moans of yes and ‘please’ escaping your lips. Your breast bouncing as well while you rode his fingers your hips sputtering and moving against his hand. You were getting close again. His thick fingers circling inside of your pussy scissoring you. He played with your insides missing your spot and then fucking it harshly without mercy. 

“Do you want to be my good slut and cum all over my fingers?” He asked looking up at you changing to slap your other ass cheek because one was turning red. Once you nodded your head he smirked. “Beg.”

“Please daddy! Please! I’m your dirty little slut! I’m your good girl please I want to fucking cum daddy!” Your eyes brimmed with tears as you got closer your mouth falling open.

“No.”He said simply with a slight growl tearing his fingers from your entrance. In defeat and utter shock you laid against his chest crying out in frustration as your hips shook and bucked against nothing. Your orgasm felt as if it would’ve been strong but the denial left you feeling helpless and you didn’t want to continue. Moving back to get up Namjoon locked his arms around your back. He stroked up and down the skin kissing you gently. He distracted you with his lips and tongue sliding his own into your mouth. 

All the while he was pushing down his sweats to his knees, free balling that day because he planned on getting you one way or another. Letting you get lost in his comforted kiss he slipped inside of your pussy both of you groaning. Your hands perched on his chest wincing as his hands pushed your ass down making your pussy stretch out around his cock. You felt your hips buck and he gave your ass a slap. 

“Ride me..” He mumbled against your lips planting his feet onto the bed. 

You looked at  him, your tear stained cheeks feeling puffy but he leaned in to kiss the tears away. You leaned over to the side bracing your hands down on the bed using your ass to bounce you up and down on his cock. Your head rolled back giving soft moans as you rode him. He watched you take him one hand cupping your ass cheek letting you have control since you had been so good. 

“You always did know how to fit my cock inside this pretty little pussy. Maybe I should make it sore tonight since you’ve been so good.” He commented groaning and hissing as you continued to go up and down on his cock your hips shaking slowly from the pleasure you felt. Namjoon smirked watching you behave yourself so he decided it was time to make you cum. 

Letting his hands rise up to your legs he put both of them bending back against his thighs making your knees bend as your feet rested on the inside of his thighs. He gripped your neck next with his hands choking you as he started to slam up into you. He fucked you hard and fast rutting up against you causing both your body and bed to shake. He growled at the wet feeling slipping down his cock the noises bouncing off the wall as you tried to scream in pleasure but had your air cut off. 

Your face was turning a shade of red, your eyes rolling back as you started to squirt a little bit on his cock. He knew you couldn’t ask him permission and you tried to hold out not wanting to be in trouble. “Cum for daddy baby, cum all on daddy’s cock.” He urged you slapping his balls against your ass with every hard thrust. Fucking against your spot his hips wound up into you until you were crying out random gasps and noises. He let your neck go a bit so you could breathe. 

He growled out loud as he filled you up with cum some of it spilling out, his hips thrusting wildly in and out of you so you could both ride out your orgasms. He released your body to hold you once he was done playing softly in your hair he was gently humming to you. 

“I respect your mom. And I want to marry you, but these are things me and you need to discuss. Remember that or next time you won’t cum only I will.” You shuddered at the thought pouting out your lips shutting your eyes giving him a slight yawn.

“Trust me. There won’t fucking be a next time.”

Sex With Wonwoo

-Okay can we just establish something
-He is a dom
-Also kinky
-He would be into tying you up 
-And blindfolding you
-I think that he would fuck you hard and slow
-Like he you blindfold you, tie your hands behind your back, bend you over the table and thrust into you hard
-But slow enough to have you begging for him to go faster
-Into dirty talk
-Like… hella dirty
-”Do you like the feeling of my cum in your mouth?” 
-I feel like he isn’t really into the whole “Daddy” thing
-But hey if you wanna call him Daddy he wouldn’t mind
-Also I feel like likes giving oral more than receiving it
-There is just something about making you squirm and scream above him with just his tongue that appeals to him
-But don’t get him wrong he loves a good blowjob
-I feel like he could last along time before nutting
-Like he could go so so so so long
-He’d get sweaty very easily
-but sweaty hair always looks really good on him so you don’t mind
-I also feel like he is packing a decent size dingle dangle
-If ya know what I mean
-Imma guess a bare minimum of 5.5 when hard
-I feel like he isn’t the type to put music on
-Because he likes hearing the erotic noises coming from you
-I feel like he isn’t really vocal in bed
-Maybe a few grunts and a long, pent up sigh of relief when he comes
-But thats about it
-And remember kids, cover your cucumber if you fucking hate kids!
-okay that last remark was unnecessary bye

anonymous asked:

Hey, I really like your writing, you are so good at it!! Now that the requests are open, could you do a scenario with the RFA+Saeran and V with an brazilian MC that scold them in portuguese when they are arguing (and they get like wth). Sorry for my bad english, i'm brazilian too and still learning (google translator is a good friend too)

I knew a req about brazilian MC would show up eventually, LOL. I wish I was a little more inspired to doing this, tho.

Hope you still like this ^^

Brazilian MC scolds RFA + Saeran and V in portuguese


  • OMG!
  • He thinks it’s so cute! He’s terrified and dazzled at the same time.
  • Because you sound really mad, but he can’t understand a thing, and you speak so quickly, it’s… it’s adorable.
  • “Babe, I got it. You’re mad, I won’t do it again, please breath, babe.”
  • And when you’re calmer, he’ll ask for translation.
  • He’s  S H O O K, you have a hella dirty mouth in Portuguese.
  • He swears he’ll do his best not to act like a “babaca” again. Whatever that means.
  • Oh, it means, “jerk”. Hum… cue Zen calling Jumin a babaca in the chatroom all the time now.


  • Terrified
  • If it had came to this point, it’s because you’re really pissed at him
  • He just wished he could know what you’re saying exactly so he can fix it.
  • “MC, tell me exactly what I did wrong, in Korean now.”
  • Oh… you’ve scolded him before about this, why it sounds a lot worse in Portuguese?
  • I mean, one thing is you telling him to go easy on his jealousy because there’s no need to, and another one is you telling him to “tomar tino” and “parar de caçar pelo em ovo” because you love him and there’s no need to be jealous
  • Which means “get a grip” and “stop… looking for hair on an egg?” what the hell, MC?
  • Oh, it means not to look for problems where there aren’t. Oh… weird way to say it, but he’s glad you’re basically saying there’s nothing for him to be worried about.


  • Poor thing does her best to keep a straight face
  • But she’s having mixed feelings inside. It’s scary, but it’s adorable, and maybe a little funny?
  • On the other hand, she knows that if it came to this point, it’s because you really need to vent.
  • Or maybe you’re saying some really harsh stuff you don’t want her to understand?“If you want to talk, let’s talk. Preferably in the same language.”
  •  And as you explain yourself, she thinks the tone in portuguese sounds really harsh, but you weren’t saying anything that tough.
  • And when you tell her to “maneirar” or “pegar mais leve antes que cê fique doida de tanto trabalhar”, you’re just saying that she needs to take it easy on work before she goes crazy.
  •  You’re just aggressively concerned with her, lol.


  • He knows the basics, okay?
  • “Por favor”, “Obrigado”, “Bom dia”, friendly greetings, in general, that he learned when he came to Brazil on a business trip.
  • And buddy… you’re definitely not saying anything friendly right now, are you?
  • “I’m really willing to understand what you’re trying to say, my love.” Because sometimes he doesn’t understand what he did wrong even if you speak in Korean, lol
  • You explain yourself, but he’s not really convinced you were saying the exact same words.
  • So he goes to Google Translate and searchs for “cria vergonha nessa sua cara”. “Raise some shame in your face” what? He’s confused, so he finally gathers courage to ask you.
  • You almost forget why you were mad, but you explain it means something like “getting your shit together” and that he really needs to do it and stop acting this possessive sometimes.
  • He is fascinated by your language and idioms. He definitely needs to learn after he gets his shit together.


  • He cannonly speaks 17 languages
  • Portuguese must be one of them.
  • So he understands everything you’re saying, and boy… it ain’t pretty.
  • “That’s… that’s really rude, MC.” (he’s terrified to say anything else)
  • But he knows you’re not saying things like that to hurt him, it’s like you said… “e é tudo porque eu te amo.”
  • Which doesn’t really need a translation, judging from your deep sigh and worried eyes, but… it means “that’s because I love you.”
  • Well, he knows sometimes he can be a little bit of a “cuzão” (asshole), but he’s doing his best in order to be the man you deserve.
  • And you know that when he listens to all your scolding quietly and just answers in loud and clear Portuguese: “eu também te amo.” (I love you too)



  • Oh shit… you look so mad!
  • But you also look kinda funny, so he really needs to hold back this little smirk when you look so pissed at him.He’s not doing to be an ass, he just thinks the sonority of words is funny.
  • “You can keep yelling like this, but I don’t understand a thing, so this is pretty useless, you know that, right?”
  • Oh… there is something worse than when you talk to him like that: when you decide stop talking to him.
  • So he just stays there, looking at you, waiting for some words, any words, doesn’t even matter the language. And you’re just: “Sai do meu pé, Saeran.”He googles it and “get off my foot” wtf? Oh… it’s a sort of slang for leaving one alone. Oh… shit, you’re really pissed, huh? What can he do to fix things.
  • A… foot massage? “I will never get off of your feet.” Now you’re like wtf? But the massage is good, at least.


  • He’s fascinated
  • And not understanding a single thing, but keeps nodding like he is understanding.
  • Because you sound so angry, and passionate, and your language has a very different sonority from what he is used.
  •  “I understand, my love.”
  • He really does, because there is a context, and he can infer a lot from it.
  • Also, he knows some words in Portuguese. (he’s that guy fascinated by the word saudade and how it is something that only exists in your language)
  • So, he says the only thing you should listen right now: “Me desculpe, MC” (I’m sorry, MC)
  •  Yep, that’s exactly what you need to hear, and you have just the right answer: “Tá desculpado.” (you’re forgiven)