hell-i-am-dead!

Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

i think people forget that sometimes the person who tries to fix everyone needs fixing too

Stop staring at me with them big ol’ eyes

anonymous asked:

Character of Your Choice, there s/o goes missing on a mission & hours later is found wandering back to base with some orphans in tow. Also kids don't wanna leave their s/o's side. :)

Okay so I know this isn’t exactly what you meant but I doubt Talon would let anyone wonder near their base, especially not kids. But, here’s a Gabriel worrying his head off.

(hEY LOOK IM NOT COMPLETELY DEAD. just on the inside. just like this blog-) 


“What do you mean ’ (Y/n) is missing’!? I asked you to keep an eye on him, Sombra!” Gabriel’s loud voice echoed throughout the room, his form wavered slightly from the anger he was feeling. It was supposed to be a simple solo mission – keep an eye on the target, no interactions. A simple in and out which turned out to go down south very quickly.

The Mexican woman let out a laugh, simply waving him off with her hand and not even glancing up from the hologram. “Chill, amigo. It’s no big deal.”

“No big deal for you.” He advanced towards her, fists clenching and unclenching stressfully not sure whether he wants to punch something or someone, or if he’s going to have some sort of a breakdown. The black smoke surrounding him worsened as his thoughts turned the worst. Cursing under his breath he turned his back to the hacker, not seeing the smirk creeping onto her face.

“Relax, you finally got the time off from (Y/n) that you’ve been telling me abo-”

That is not what I meant, Sombra! You know that.” He glared at her, hands shaking, lungs heaving with every breath he took.

Despite his high-key death threat she shrugged her shoulders, lips still curled into a sly grin. She leaned her chin on top of her palm, looking up at him; playing with him, with his emotions. “It was entertaining to watch that happen to him, though. Si, I don’t even feel bad about it~” With a wink she quickly moved out of his way as he attempted to wrap his hands around her neck in fury.

Y o u-” The man growled loudly, staying still and trying to control his breathing; it was difficult to ignore Sombra who leaned against his back, looking at her nails as if suddenly they were the most interesting thing she’s seen.

“Calmate, amigo. We all knew this day was coming eventually. Besides,” She pushed herself off of him and waited for him to look at her before pulling up one of the many holograms, directing his attention to it. “(Y/n) is a good caretaker. Kids love him.”

For a split moment Reaper swore he felt his decaying heart stop in relief the second his eyes landed on the image of you sitting down in some sort of an abandoned building, five children surrounding you with one of them (looking to be no older than 3) sleeping on your lap. It was a sight he didn’t expect to see at all. The way the children sat around you all huddled up, your uniform jacket - along with the hat and scarf you wore for the cold weather – given to the kids in order to keep them warm.

Gabe recognised the building from somewhere but he couldn’t place his finger on it, so instead he looked up at the grinning woman. “Give me the coordinates. Now.”

Sombra laughed, rolling her eyes at the demanding tone. “Already done.”

The holograms disappeared and soon after Talon’s ace was out the door, making her shake her head from side to side. He was easy to crack, his emotions easily manipulated when it came to the one he held dear, no matter how hard he tried to hide it. You were his biggest weakness.


“Try harder next time, Gabe.”