hell's-spawn

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

i’d like to know where any of the “gabriel reyes is the boss from hell” stuff spawns from because have you listened to his actual voicelines? yeah he sounds kinda rough but like 1/3 of his lines are dead guy puns and one is him purring “haven’t i… killed you somewhere before?” like its the worlds best pickup line. gabriel seems like the kinda boss that lets you stop by a pizza place on the way back as long as you get extra breadsticks. he seems like the kinda boss that’ll let you skirt around the deadline bc he knows you’re exhausted and nobody ever turns anything in on time around this place anyways. made the blackwatch uniforms armor and whatever the hell else you wanna wear, he doesn’t give a damn.

JACK is the one with the “you didn’t make the cut” and the “thats SIR to you” lines like ???? how yall always getting this backwards

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So once I got followed by some clowns.

I’m being serious.

So a while ago, like last December, my dad and I were running errands, and we are stopped at a light and he tells me not to look behind me, so being the rebellious teenager I am, I looked behind me. All I saw was a car. It was red. looked pretty normal.

yah normal old red car. Then I noticed something. I noticed that the car contained clowns. Like 6 clowns.

LIKE THAT’S A LOT OF CLOWNS

AND SO THESE HELL SPAWN SAW ME TAKING PICTURES AND DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY DAD AND I THE REST OF THE DAY. WE WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE, THEY WERE LOOKING AT CARPETS. WE WENT TO BUY ART SUPPLIES AND THEY WERE BUYING FACEPAINT. WE WENT OUT FOR LUNCH AND THEY SAT IN THE BOOTH 2 ROWS DOWN FROM US.


and that was the time I got followed by clowns