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“All the more reason to try and find a way out.” Stacey reasoned, managing to keep a smile and being impossibly optimistic.

Smirking slightly, Riley agreed. “The hell spawns are going to need to try a little harder with their motives if they think money will sway us.” Even though it was rather evident that being locked up in here was starting to get to people, he was fairly certain that no one else was going to kill, especially not for money.

my experiences with overwatch characters
  • genji: despite all the 'i need healing' memes, they're usually pretty nice. they know the entire team is watching and waiting for them to crash and burn
  • mccree: either spawn from hell or just here to have a good time (usually the latter). will probably try to say hi at the enemy spawn
  • pharah: very friendly. will almost never get their ult to go off but won't be salty about it. thanks healthpacks
  • reaper: KINKY. either cursed as shit or will say hello to anything and everything. anyone that mains reaper has dreamt of him crushing their head between his monster thighs
  • solider 76: VANILLA. it's okay though, most people want to fuck him but can't explain it
  • sombra: definitely only here to have a good time since she's basically useless until the devs give her a monster buff. if the player spams the boop voiceline you will hear that noise in your nightmares forever
  • tracer: very high chance they're gay. very high chance one of the enemy team will switch to tracer because they're annoying
  • ana: absolute sweethearts who will risk life and her other eye to keep you alive. secretly enjoys watching the person she's nanoboosted lose their fucking mind trying to make the most of it though
  • lúcio: again, really sweet. unless they're on ilios in which case he's public enemy number one and even if he's on your team you shoudn't trust him
  • mercy: probably picked healer because everyone else picked genji and hanzo. alternatively, a masochist. if the pistol is used a lot they probably mained medic in TF2 and don't fear god or death
  • zenyatta: most likely play competitive too much. another top tier picks for gays but they probably have clinical depression
  • symmetra: [flicking teleporter on and off] welcome to my reality welcome to my reality
  • reinhardt: in the top three most likely to say hi in spawn. please get behind him
  • roadhog: this one is skin dependent. normal roadhogs are like your weird uncle but roadhogs with the islander or junkenstein's monster skin are maniacs and will hook your entire ancestral line across the map
  • winston: i've only ever seen like three. cryptids
  • zarya: tied with tracer and zenyatta as a pick for gays. a good zarya will take your bullets and shove them back up your ass at mach-1 speed
  • d.va: the chaotic good of the universe. probably has play of the game before the match has even started
  • bastion: probably tried to play bastion in competitive once and that was enough. anyone that places him on that elevator thing in hollywood is a scorpio
  • hanzo: they take skirmish way too seriously
  • junkrat: THE CHAOTIC EVIL TO D.VA'S CHAOTIC GOOD. the sound of a riptire is actually an effective tactic to kill the enemy team irl because half of them will have a stroke out of stress
  • torbjörn: lava eating machine. all of them are cursed and i'm personally afraid of him
  • widowmaker: 57 shots, 1 kill. if they're using the odile skin they're probably a straight male
  • mei: fuck you to hell

i’d like to know where any of the “gabriel reyes is the boss from hell” stuff spawns from because have you listened to his actual voicelines? yeah he sounds kinda rough but like 1/3 of his lines are dead guy puns and one is him purring “haven’t i… killed you somewhere before?” like its the worlds best pickup line. gabriel seems like the kinda boss that lets you stop by a pizza place on the way back as long as you get extra breadsticks. he seems like the kinda boss that’ll let you skirt around the deadline bc he knows you’re exhausted and nobody ever turns anything in on time around this place anyways. made the blackwatch uniforms armor and whatever the hell else you wanna wear, he doesn’t give a damn.

JACK is the one with the “you didn’t make the cut” and the “thats SIR to you” lines like ???? how yall always getting this backwards

Things I really wish I could tell clients

1. Please do not lie when giving the history on your pet. I’m trying to help. But I can’t do that without all the facts.
2. Your hell spawn cat should not be called Precious, or Angel, or Sweetie.
3. There is a combined 90+ years of veterinary knowledge and experience between our four doctors. Your ten years as a breeder doesn’t impress me.
4. I’m trying really hard to not roll my eyes right now.
5. I’m muzzling your dog for safety reasons. My safety, the doctor’s safety, your safety. I’m not doing it just to be mean.
6. Stop adopting/rescuing pets if you have no money.
7. Your cat cannot survive on a vegan diet.
8. Stop googling your pet’s symptoms. It just scares and confuses you and makes our job harder.
9. Be nice to our receptionists. They have a job to do and you yelling at them doesn’t make them want to help you.
10. How much money do you think I make?
11. Stop interrupting me while I’m discharging your pet. Information might not get passed along. Information you probably need. Wait until I’m done to ask questions.
12. Yes they are real doctors. They went to school and everything.
13. I’m doing this because I like animals. Not because I couldn’t get into a “real” nursing school.
14. Your screaming toddler makes it really difficult to have a meaningful exam. I’m also fighting the urge to give them a shot of ketamine.
15. It’s Bordetella. Not bordello.
16. I’m trying very hard to hide my excitement over your cat’s huge abscess.
17. No, you can’t “help” hold.
18. Sorry I smell weird.
19. We all have clients we don’t like.
20. I believe in the benefits of holistic medicine. I do not however think that sprinkling ground tumeric on your pet will cure their cancer.
21. We don’t recommend heartworm prevention just to make money. If we wanted to make money we would tell you that you didn’t need it.
22. An emergency takes priority over your routine exam and vaccines. Sorry for the inconvenience.
23. Saying thank you goes a long way.
24. Yes, I really do need to know the name of the medication.
25. Your pug is sweet. Until we try to trim his nails. Then he turns into a demon possessed monster that we desperately hope doesn’t die from breathing issues while four of us attempt to restrain him.
26. We hate when you come in ten minutes before closing on Friday for an emergency that has been going on for several days.
27. Puppies and kittens make our day.
28. We really do love our clients.
29. But, we love their pets more.

So I love the lore about SOULS in Undertale, and how each color has their own virtue. That led me to think of corrupted SOULS, such as Chara might be, would their soul still hold the same virtue and the same color, or would that too be corrupted? 

Some SOUL theory under the cut!

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Danganronpa liar’s ~

The concept of truth vs lies isn’t exactly new to us it isn’t far from hope vs despair

here’s a few examples trust me nearly every character has lied at least once but I don’t wanna go through every single one unless someone requests it

lied about his gender

lied about her name and her desire

lied about who she was

lied about his reason for murder

lied about who he was

lied to her only companion (with reason)

lied about where she came from this hell spawn *cough

I meant lied to her friend about her dream of paradise

point being we are surrounded by liars, so if this game is all about that then truth be told it’s not really new it makes characters like Ouma who flat out tells us he’s a liar more trustworthy than characters like Angie who could do a 180 and turn into Mikan number 2, just my opinion though

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Business in Hell [Mystic Messenger x Hoozuki no Reitetsu crossover]
feat Jumin Han & Elizabeth the 3rd (MM) and Hoozuki, spawn of Hakutaku & goldfish plant 666 (HnR)

Summary: Jumin visits Hell for business and stumbles upon a useful gift for Yoosung, the night owl.


I wanted to draw only one page but lookie here lololol
the drawings are rather rough because this was a rather spur of the moment idea and I just had to draw it.

I know Jumin is supposed to be purple but I started with this blue so meh

I hope y’all like this! lololol

oh..

look at that.

a..nice

little afternoon

…family walk *eye twitch*

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Marilyn Manson- Long Hard Road Out Of Hell

from Spawn (soundtrack) (1997)


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Am I the only person who doesn’t think it’s an advantage to use community lots that have EVERYTHING? 

Like, “here’s this skate rink cafe where you can take your date to have a romantic dinner and also buy a new t-shirt and groceries, and if you need a cellphone or a magazine, no problem you can buy any of these here too, and if your date dumps you because you’re awful at bowling, we also sell pets to keep you company tonight”.

I’d rather see 10 loading screens but visiting 10 lots and actually doing something different in each one than going to just one (which lags as hell because it spawns a lot of cashiers and waiters and whatnot), not focusing in any particular activity and being bored out of my mind because there’s nothing else to do after a few sim hours in the lot…