hell we need one of these

anonymous asked:

Are Will and Dark also passed out sleeping? Must have been hell to them too, considering Mark is making them sick. Them both need to stay together and be closer than ever now.

Damien smiles a little and motions for you to be quiet as he points over his shoulder. Dark and Will are asleep on the floor, Will with one of his arms thrown over Dark as if to protect him, and Dark has his fingers curled around one of Wilford’s suspenders, his face finally open and relaxed for the first time Damien can remember seeing.

“They fell asleep pretty quickly after we got in here. The stress was too much for them,” Damien says softly. “But they’re hanging in there.” He looks up at you and then back to them. “I just hope they’ll be okay.”

anonymous asked:

What the hell i dont know whos side to be on yes mark did send us to do this but we have taken this too far and need to stop its fine as long as no ones hurt

ok yeah i was gonna make a post on this but i’ll say it here i guess?

Yes, Mark started this thing.  Yes he told us to change our avatars and spread positivity.

He did not tell people to leak other’s private information.  He did not tell people to spam other tags that want nothing to do with this.  He did not tell us to do this to the extent where people are having mental breakdowns.  So it’s not his fault at all.

BUT, I do think he should be paying more attention to our responses to this whole thing.  I know it’s probably SUPER difficult to keep track of this community just through social media, but I’m just surprised that he hasn’t seen or reacted to anybody telling him that this has gone too far.  I’m not saying he has to make some statement or post about it, but it would be nice i guess to have a little “hey guys, relax this is supposed to be fun” from him

TLDR; not his fault, but it would be nice to hear from him, even if he doesn’t owe us that

Dialogue Prompts

From basic to bizarre.

  1. “Why didn’t you read the instructions?”
  2. “This has to be a trick.”
  3. “I’m sorry, hugs are not an acceptable form of payment.”
  4. “Please tell me you’re not going to sing.”
  5. “Are you sure this is nontoxic?”
  6. “Oh my god, you used a coupon on a date?”
  7. “Mom, I swear I’m not lying.”
  8. “First you break my heart, then you break my toaster. Where does it end?”
  9. “In retrospect, I do see why it was a bad idea.”
  10. “There’s no way I’m going in there.”
  11. “In what universe would we need this much guacamole?”
  12. “Oh hell no.”
  13. “How does one accidentally order 20 pizzas?”
  14. “Wait. They kissed you and your response was ‘thank you?’”
  15. I came here to kick ass and eat bacon, and I’m all out of bacon.”
  16. “Why is there so much glitter?”
  17. “It’s not what it looks like.”
  18. “This is the third time you’ve tried to summon a demon in our kitchen!”
  19. “We’re stuck here until the storm stops.”
  20. “Oh. You meant that literally?”
  21. “This is your last warning. Stop. Hogging. The blankets.”
  22. “You stole a what from a who?”
  23. How was I supposed to know it was haunted?”
  24. “Don’t worry. I’m allowed to do this.”
  25. “Maybe you should kiss it to make it feel better.”
  26. “Touch me again and see what happens.”
  27. “But if they think we’re a couple, they’ll give us a discount!”
  28. “I haven’t trusted you since last year’s ice cream incident.”
  29. “This isn’t the end, you know.”
  30. “Please. Just this once. For me.”
  31. “All’s fair in love and board games.”
  32. “I didn’t steal it! I just permanently borrowed it.”
  33. “They’re not so much a supervillain as they are a super-inconvenience.”
  34. “What do you mean flirting?”
  35. “I couldn’t wait any longer. I’m sorry.”
My parents' commentary on houses

“Now that’s a rinky-dink little sink there. Why the hell did they put it by itself?”

“That back porch is a piece of shit. Factor in some money to rip it off. Better yet, I’ll just come with my pickup truck and we can tie it to the bumper.”

“Nice river view.”
“Errr, I think that’s the road. The photo is just blurry and the road is dusty.”

“Good thing you became a plaster expert at your last apartment, ‘cause this one is gonna need it.”

“Hideous purple paint. Hideous.”

“That wallpaper is hiding a multitude of sins.”

“Don’t ever buy an old house with vinyl siding. God only knows what is behind it.”

“I think I saw the exorcist in the bathtub of that Victorian one.”

“I can’t tell if that is a metal fuel-oil tank or a feeding trough. Better ask a home inspector to check it.”

“If you squint, you can see at least one grounded outlet in each room!”

ranciddip  asked:

So what do you think of this chapter? Will you do of your long posts? I need answers!

Originally posted by aishitetsuro


Hell yeah I will! I will do one of the last 3-4 chapters bundled together, as I was waiting for this mini-arc to be over before I commented on the whole Endeavour brouhaha.

Look at the irony of the sparkly Aoyama and think about the yandere we saw in this chapter oh god.

PMA is a great thing and needs to be shared more often amongst each other but shit is hitting the fan blades really hard right now

The “positive” Markicult is at least several layers of hell merged together and people are being hurt/almost killed because of it. 1) this “positivity” cult needs to die and everyone deserves to be safe 2) if no one is willing to put down the cult then at least weed out the dangerous people for the safety of others.

@markiplier fun and games over friendo, people are freaking out really badly and several are practically injured/dying because of this. Sort this shit out, please, I know this was all in good spirit but it’s spiralling way too far out of control and it’s not happy fun times any more.

let me say this and i will probably delete this post soon but i am the most hate-free blog you will ever find i guess and i am totally drama free. i accept everyone’s ideas, even the ones that are so different from my own. but please, be nice. try to ignore things if you don’t support them, try not to spread hate, try to let other people enjoy things. i don’t need negativity, we all don’t. 


you know what needs to be talked about more??? KELLI AS SOPHIA IN THE GOOD WIFE BC !!!!!!!!  whatta freakin babe like let me be you pls and thanks

Discord culture

-”we should move it to #general”

-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now

-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know

-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things

-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*

-”what time is it where you are again”

-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest

-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo

-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots

-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”

-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*

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Something that I don’t think people understand is that certain jokes are okay for friends to make… but not for strangers to make.

I insult my friends all the time.  My friends insult me all the time.  We’ll say creepy and inappropriate things to one another just to make each other uncomfortable because it’s funny, but we never take it seriously.  We know one another and we know we don’t mean it – it’s meant in jest, and it’s taken in jest because we’re so familiar with one another and because we’ve broken all the ice that needs to be broken.

But when somebody I DON’T know tries to make a joke that’s either too personal or too harsh… look, pal, you may know me, and you may know what my sense of humor is, and that’s great.  But I don’t know who the hell you are, and from my perspective, you’re some random stranger who’s coming up to me and crossing a line without having the necessary history with me to make that line crossable.

Please.  Don’t assume friendship with somebody just because you follow their work.  You might know who they are, but they don’t know who you are.

mike gets a video camera

some cute headcanons involving mike recording the losers!! also this is kind of got hella long so sorry haha

  • oKAY so let’s get started…
  • mike gets a video camera one year from his family on his birthday, and the first thing he does with it is take it to the losers so he could film them all goofing around.
    • the first thing you see is bev up close to the camera with richie making weird faces, bill yelling at them both to back up as mike laughed at how weird they looked, and eddie’s hand in between their faces flipping the camera off.
    • bev & richie finally move away and mike faces the camera to stan, who tries to move away but bill and eddie keep him in place. ben is standing beside stan looking awkward as ever but smiling nonetheless.
    • “we are the losers and we do dumb fucking shit,” mike says to the camera after turning it around to face him, almost like he’s talking to someone. “helL YEAH WE DO” - richie
    • he has a plan of sorts but no one needs to know that sshhh
    • the video goes to just show them playing a card game in bill’s living room and eddie yelling at richie about cheating before cutting off.
  • from there on out mike makes sure that the camera is fully charged and he takes it with him whenever all the losers hang out. they all question it but mike is like “i want to film richie doing embarrassing shit”. it’s a partial lie.
  • the next video he takes is when they’re at the quarry.
    • he’s filming them jumping off the cliff and into the water from below. he zooms in on everyone and makes sure he gets them all when they jump. when it’s his turn to jump, he races up there and bill films it.
    • it’s a bit shaky but that’s ok.
    • the next shot is them all shouting in the water for a few seconds before it zooms in on bev & ben talking. bev kisses ben’s cheek before swimming away.
    • cue the ‘oh shit oh shit oh shit’ from mike as he secretly gets it on camera. (he shows richie, bill, stan, and eddie later) (they all f r e a k o u t).
  • there are other short little videos of richie making jokes and eddie telling him to fuck off/stan declining his hi-fives; stan being a fucking savage back at richie or anyone who pisses him off (aka other kids at school who try and make fun of bill’s stutter) (they all had to defend bill at least once & everyone except the bowers gang soon realized that ‘oh fuck ok can’t mess with the Losers’). other short ones are of beverly telling ghost stories, or ben reading poems out loud, or bill playing the piano. just the tiny little things they all do. there’s a short video of mike singing that ben and richie got one day that mike decided to keep.
  • but the next long one mike takes is when they’re halfway through freshman year of high school and they’re at the barrens.
    • it starts off with mike zooming in on an obviously flirting richie tozier and an oblivious eddie kaspbrak by a tree not too far away. then mike moves the camera to stan and bill just a foot away from mike. stan’s on his back pointing to the clouds talking about the different shapes and bill is on his back, too, but staring at stan with a fond smile. then mike moves the camera to bev and ben who are sitting and holding hands. they say they’re not dating but tbh everyone knows it’s buLL SHIT
    • then mike turns the camera to himself and is like “i’m fucking seventh wheeling, i need a girlfriend”.
    • but then the next thing mike knows, richie is walking around laughing like a crazy person with eddie over one shoulder as the boy yells to be put down.
    • “i don’t want my face near your fucking ass, tozier!”
    • “but i have a great ass eds, even your mom said so last night!”
    • mike got it all on camera, thank god.
    • bev shoves them both in a stream near by and everyone laughs their asses off. but then bev gets shoved in by stan, who gets shoved in my bill, who gets pushed in my ben, who gets pulled in by eddie, and mike is laughing as he’s recording the entire thing. later once he’s dry, bill takes the camera from mike and records mike being pushed in the stream by richie and bev.
  • one of mike’s favorite videos is when they decided to do karaoke night together on the last day of summer before sophomore year. during the day they just hung out and he got a few funny/cute moments before they went to bill’s place and sent up a karaoke machine in the living room. bill’s parents were gone on a trip and wont be back until the next day and georgie was at a friend’s house so it was all good.
    • it was clip after clip of everyone singing badly to popular songs at the time.
    • richie and eddie sang africa by toto together, forced by bev. they didn’t want to do it bc “it’ll be gay” “exactly, you two fucking wanna kiss each other so go fucking do it”
    • cue a blushing reddie and cackling stan
    • but then stan and bill were blushing when ben and mike made them sing I Wanna Know What Love Is
    • bev and bill did a duet, too, but they weren’t ashamed at all surprisingly. mike did one by himself before he did don’t stop believing with richie and bill, bev recorded it.
    • they all sang Eye of the Tiger together at the end. mike propped the camera up so it wouldn’t fall and actually got them all in the frame. it fell over near the end, but thats only because bill was like “fuck it” and kissed stan and the two boys literally fell on the couch. mike didn’t bother telling them he got it on camera.
  • two days later he recorded everyone acting shocked when richie and eddie said they liked each other and started dating like a month ago.
    • “THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION” - Stan and Bev acting shocked.
  • he still talks to the camera about how much he loves his friends and narrates likes a story teller whenever someone is doing something Very Dumb or Embarassing. everyone questions him still but he’s like “it makes the video funnier, leave me a l o n e” (it’s for his Plan that he started when first started the videos ok?)
  • mike gets a serious girlfriend in his junior year and the losers all come over to his house to help get ready for their first date. ben records it all and mike tells him to put the camera away but he doesn’t listen. mike’s grandpa comes in at some point and ben gets him on camera staring at them all for a moment before excitedly telling them that the girl was here.
    • richie squealed but denies it. “rich, it’s on vid-” “shuT uP EDS”
  • there’s a video for every birthday party for each of the loser’s.
  • there’s a video of them all getting ready for prom at richie’s place because his parents were the only ones not home to yell about them being to rambunctious.
  • there’s a video of each of the homecoming dances, too; and prom.
    • there’s a video after prom where they’re all a bit tipsy, maybe high, sitting in a diner and all eating quietly with the occasional giggle or way too deep 2 AM thought from one of them.
  • there’s a video of graduation + them getting ready for graduation. mike got his family to record them walking down to receive their diplomas. they all hang out after at the quarry and there’s another video of them all jumping off the cliff in the same order when mike first recorded it.
  • throughout college, they’re in different places but they get together enough for mike to record whenever they do.
    • there’s one video of him yelling “HOLY SHIIIT” and richie yelling “fUCKING FINALLY” as he zooms in on a ring on stan’s left hand. then he makes it zoom back out so he can get both bill and stan’s faces and they both look so happy, mike actually starts crying.
    • there’s a similar video of stan and beverly doing the same thing to mike and his girlfriend, now fiancee a year later.
    • and another similar one with bill and ben doing the same thing a few months later as the camera zooms in on eddie’s left hand before going to both richie’s and eddie’s faces.
    • once again, it happens with ben and bev, and eddie and mike’s now wife say “HOLY SHIIIT” and “fuCKING FINALLY” for benverly.
  • and you guessed it, he has a some footage of each of their weddings!!
  • throughout the years they still hang out, even with their little forming families, and mike starts introducing every kid that comes into the picture and still they’re like “mIKE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK TO THE CAMERA LIKE THAT”
  • they f i n a l l y find out why when they’re all about in their forties and mike insisted on them all coming to his place, just the seven of them plus his wife because she became an honorary loser when they noticed how in love she was with mike.
  • mike had found out a way to do a video montage of them all.
    • “ok ok so we’re going to go see my best friends in the entire world!” video and much younger mike told the camera as he rode his bike. “they’re amazing.”
    • he took the first footage of them jumping off of the cliff and voiced-over their names and what they were like before it went to the next video he took of them all. they were all confused about where the very first video of them was, tho. mike told them to just watch.
    • they’re favorite songs were playing in the background the entire time
    • anytime someone knew was introduced mike would pause on their face and a voice over would say their name and all of that shiz
  • the video montage basically showed all of their times together from middle school to just a few prior with their families and kids. mike’s wife laughed at the video where they were getting him ready for their first date. beverly shrieked when she saw that he got her kissing ben on the cheek. richie threw a pillow at him for the first few vids of him flirting with an oblivious eddie. stan and bill loved the ones that mike got of them, though, bc they were honestly cute.
  • after going through all of the kids of the losers, video went back to the very first video he took.
    • bev let out an ‘o shit’ at suddenly seeing her and richie’s younger faces so up close to the camera with eddie’s hand flipping them all off. richie busted out laughing.
    • once that video was over it went to bev’s son and richie’s and eddie’s two kids doing the exact same thing. (mike told them to do it). then it panned over to one of stan’s and bill’s kids trying to leave with bev’s & ben’s daughter awkwardly standing beside them and mike’s two kids blocking their way from leaving. it was basically a little replica of what their parents had done.
    • then at the end, the screen went black before saying “may the 2nd generation of the Losers Club have as much fun as we did”
  • mike’s and his wife’s kids both have video cameras of their own so they can do the same thing
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Pairing: Steve Harrington x Henderson!reader


  • Steve Harrington x Henderson!Reader … Honestly IDK what you wright. I am just a sucker for Steve The Mom™ and his bromance with Dustin. Would love for Dustin to have a sister or cousin or something and the Reader getting roped into Dart shenanigans. PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
  • Can you do an imagine with Steve Harrington, were the reader is really badass, and kills one of the demogorgons, and steve starts liking her?

Word Count: 3038 (suuuper long I kinda hate it)

Song: No song for this I kinda just blasted the whole soundtrack for two days straight

Summary: Kinda exactly what the requests say but if you didn’t read it it’s essentially Steve being Mom Of The Year and you being Dustin’s badass older sister that Steve falls for after seeing her in action while fighting the demodogs.

Warning(s): Violence, swearing, I think that’s it????

Author’s Note: I’ll do a smutty part two if y’all want it like I’ll probs do it anyway let’s be for real

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Baby Teeth!

Are baby teeth unique to humans? (Genuinely, Science side of tumblr message me, or something, because I want an answer to this and google is letting me down) 

Look at this X-ray of a human child’s mouth: 

I don’t know how aliens would react to this image but, just speaking as a human, that freaks the hell out of me. We grow one set of teeth in the womb, which keep growing until they literally tear the inside of our mouths apart and become permanent features. Then, while that is happening, the adult teeth are already forming and biding their time, waiting to emerge. 

One X-ray at the right time and:

One scary image!!!

Is it so hard to image that aliens would be jaw-dropping shocked at us?!! This is the kind of stuff that needs more stories written about it.

the bet || part i/iii || fuckboi!peter parker x reader

 oi, I don’t want to make this too long but…. IM BACK smh I’ve been so m.i.a. but that’s literally because I’ve been so busy and have bad writer’s block. Smh this probably ain’t even gon be good. But like I worked hard on it to have meaning and stuff and I rlly hope you guys enjoy it. I just want you guys to get straight to the story because you’ve waited so long for it and I’ve been teasing it sm smh. Just read it hope you enjoy muthertruckers😬

tags : @running-outta-time @i-just-wanna-run-hell @munalisax @themyscirahs @sammie-blogs @geeksareunique @violentlybarnes @geeksareunique

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warnings : fuckboi!peter parker, mild cussing, various mentions of sex, angst, ned needs a hug, peter needs a hug, you need a hug, everyone needs a hug



Originally posted by peter-and-mj

”I bet you your whole Goddamn rep that you couldn’t get weird ass mcgee over there to sleep with you; you know, take her v-card. Before. We. Graduate.”

The words spoken smugly by one of Peter’s multiple friends at the lunch table caught his attention as quick as you could say, “Spider,” The statement challenged him, making him smirk at the smug boy before looking over his shoulder, almost savagely, at the fifteen year old girl huddled in her own little corner of a table in the back, her face morphing as she read through numerous pages of the thick book she held in her hands.

Watching the scene, Peter laughed and shook his head before turning back the group at his table, them looking deeply invested as to what would happen next, he spoke lowly, “Watch me.”

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