hell sigma

the doctor's ever changing opinion of gallifrey/timelords
  • one: fuck dese guys I'm out
  • two: wow my life's great now, can't believe I spent 200 years on that god forsaken orange rock, without jamie too!!
  • three: you know what idc that u pompous arseholes banished me to earth, I got da brig with me and let me tell you something they don't have moustache's like that on gallifrey
  • four: first u accuse me of treason and now you want me for president,oh my daze you guys are such nerds, jelly baby?
  • five: wtf omega!?!
  • six: you killed peri! then fragmented her in to 5 different versions of herself, you guys are fucked up, stay away from my humans!
  • seven: shit man... me, the master and the rani, used to be so cool back at the academy, like the ultimate squad y'know, now we all so damn fucked up, that's what gallifrey does to innocent childrens
  • eight: take the master's jiggly sperm back to gallifey they said, it'll be fine they said
  • war: haha GALLIFREY STANDS bitches, totally keeping this jacket as a memento
  • nine: well I'm just going to have to cover up my severe psd with immense sass, any way it's not all bad at least I have rose she's great, although somehow she reminds me of the time war and why am I still wearing the jacket that I wore when my planet burned?!?
  • ten: well the thing is martha its like every story about a kid who wants to get out of their small town but then ends up missing it, except the kid is 900 years old, the small town is an entire planet and the kid ends up committing the genocide of his own species
  • eleven: yay!! my people are back they are actually alive and I can go home, this is the best thing ever!! two tics clara I need stand on a cloud with me, myself and I and stare at this beautiful planet full of my problematic faves
  • twelve: the bae is dead and its probably your fault!! my hybrid valeyard arse has smashed on some glass for two billion years to get here and get my revenge, I told you to stay away from my humans!! and clara and peri both have scattered lives, way to rub it in. jeeze I can't believe I was so thirsty for you two hearted cunts to come back
ZTD Teams' first impressions
  • Team C: Sorority Teen Drama ft. 3rd Wheel Who Doesn't Deserve This Shit
  • Team Q: Actual Clusterfuck ft. Human Disasters Who Are Far Too Comfortable With Murder
  • Team D: Might Have Their Shit Together If Certain Individuals Would Stop Making Puns for Five Whole Minutes ft. Passive Aggressive Jibes

Old cemetery in Łódź. by Łódź Hudego

I’m listening to The Pebble and the Penguin songs now and g o s h I remember swapping goofy aus with a friend and I was like “Imagine the ‘Don’t Make Me Laugh’ song but with Sigma and X". It’s TERRIBLE and not at all a fitting song for them, but I still think it would be hilarious to see Sigma as one of those “I’m going to express my hate for you via song” villains.

@sadisticsister liked for a starter

[◑] “Meow, just nyat the hell’s going on here? You’d better be kitten around.” Sigma picked up a little cat off the ground, looking at the red-haired woman. She’d been petting it quite vigorously (or at least, that’s what he’d thought he’d seen), and he’d decided to give the little cat a hand. Unfortunately, that meant that his tic would show… but he’d take the bullet. “If you’re trying to become furends with him, try a diffurent way.”