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Ok…not to freak out or anything but did anyone else hear that last part Jeremy Shada said? 

Specifically the “shoot first ask questions later” part? 

Sound familiar?

Right. And it was in reference to him flirting….so i’m not freaking out you’re freaking out this is fine.

oh wow here’s the trash can let me go dive straight into it...

Okay, I gotta ask this, because I want to know who else is sharing this trash dumpster can ride into Hell.  Who else had some Seriously Inappropriate Thoughts™ when Prince Adam (Dan Stevens) in human form suddenly growled like the Beast near the end of the new live action movie?

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Originally posted by just-a-humble-garbagecan

The birthday present

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Reader

Words: 1203

Request: Hey doll 💗 It’s my bday today and I wanted to make myself a present hahaha. I hoped you could do an imagine for me with Steve, cause I had a lovely dream last night :) Steve wakes up and hears you’re in the shower and can see glimpses of you through the opened door. At a point he can’t stand it any longer and joins you in the shower, where you end up having passionate shower-sex? :) I hope you’re okay with this 😘😘 -Anonymous

Warnings: SMUT. Pure smut with a little bit of cute fluff at the end, but mostly just dirty and all the way sinful, unprotected shower-sex smut. Prepare.

A/N: Oh my god, I have ever written an oneshot this smutty. This caused me a huge overdose of smut, so please enjoy -this is the last one you are going to get for a while, lol. I really need to get back to the innocent fluffiness, before Lucifer himself is coming to drag me down to hell.

Gif’s not mine.

Steve woke up to the sound of the running water, and turned around to see that you had already got up, even if the sun had barely raised. The two of you had decided to share a hotel room after a mission, since you were way too tired to get back to the Avengers Tower after the job was done last night.

Frowning, he glanced towards the slightly open bathroom door –just in time to see you coming out of the shower, water glistening on your skin and your hair on a messy bun at the top of your head. He knew that he was supposed to turn his head away from you, but he couldn’t –not when you looked like that. You crouched towards the floor and rubbed your legs with a white, fluffy hotel towel, before getting back up, running it along the curve of your hips and your lower back.

Steve gulped, rubbing his face with his hand. The night in the same bed with you, listening your soft sighs and chuckles and the feeling of your skin against his as you crawled into his arms -even that was hard for him to handle. -But the sight of you without any clothes on, dripping water, your hair messy and your cheeks slightly blushed -it was way too much for Steve. He rubbed his hair, before jumping off the bed and walked across the room to the door of the bathroom. Taking a deep sigh he knocked it sharply twice, making you frown slightly.

You wrapped the towel around your body, before giving Steve a permission to come in with a soft hum.

“Morning,” you chuckled, letting your moist hair fell down before flashing Steve a smile as he pushed the door open. “I’m sorry if I woke-“

Your sentence was cut short as Steve rushed to you, grabbed your face between his hands and pressed his lips against yours. Your eyes widened from surprise, but it didn’t took long until you were pure wax under his soft and gentle touches. You lifted your hand to his bare chest and felt his heart beating like a drum, as your other one caressed his cheek and neck gently.

“Steve,“ you breathed out as you broke the kiss, your heart beating and your lips slightly swollen.

He shook his head, stepping further from you. “I’m sorry Y/N, I shouldn’t have-“,

You nipped your bottom lip between your teeth, taking a deep breath, before stepping closer to him, your hand traveling to the hem of your towel. “But do you want to?”

“Yes,” he breathed out, his eyes running down your body and back to your eyes. “More than anything.”

“Me too,” you whispered, dropping your towel to the floor before crashing your lips against his for demanding and heated kiss –nothing like the one before. He ran his fingers teasingly along the curve of your body, as you tangled your fingers into his hair. A soft moan escaped your lips as your lips kept moving in sync with eager rhythm that Steve made even deeper by sliding his tongue into your mouth.

Grabbing the hem of his t-shirt into your hands you pulled it over his head, smiling to the sight of the tensed muscles of his chest and stomach, before taking his hand in yours and pulling him to the shower cubicle after you.

“I was thinking about the ordinary bed sex, but doll,” Steve chuckled, pushing you against the wall of the shower, his blue eyes deep from lust and his lips turned into a wide smirk, “this is so much better.”

A soft moan escaped your lips as the warm water hit your skin, right at the same time as Steve started to kiss your neck demandingly, sucking and tingling your delicate skin. Chuckling, he locked your hands above your head, as his free hand moved down your body –all the way down to your arching clit.

“Steve,“ you gasped, amazed by the sudden contact and pressed your eyes shut as he started to rub your clit with perfectly satisfying movements, making you writhe against his wet body as your moans got louder and his movements more demanding.

“Able to stand by yourself?” he chuckled, his voice deeper than usually, his teeth nipping your earlobe as you moaned desperately for an answer.

Steve kneeled in front of you, widening your legs, before pressing his tongue straight to your tender clit, making you scream his name and pull his hair as he started to draw circles with his strong tongue, his fingers moving to tease your entrance.

“S-Steve, fuck-,“ you whined, trying desperately gasp for air as you were getting closer and closer to your orgasm, overwhelming waves of satisfaction rushing through your body over and over again as he kept moving his tongue and fingers. “Captain please-“

“Gosh, you sound so sexy,” Steve moaned, sliding a finger inside of you –causing another, deep and harsh rush of satisfaction ran through your body.

Demandingly, he started to move his finger inside of you, curling it and pushing it in and out, while his soft lips kept working on your clit.

“Come on doll, let me hear you scream my name,” he encouraged, making you scream his as you came hard under his touch.

Steve got up from the floor, pressing soft and gentle kisses to your skin on his way up, before turning you around, your back pressed against his chest. He moved his lips to kiss your neck gently before starting to push inside of you carefully.

“Oh- s-shit Steve,” you let out a gasp, taking support from the glass of the cubicle, as you felt him –and pure satisfaction filling you up.

“Are you doing okay, doll?” he frowned, his fingers moving your hair to the other side of your head. “I don’t want to hurt you-“

“No, I-I’m okay, I just-,“ you breathed out, starting to realize that all the teasing of the other Avengers truly had been true –the serum didn’t just made some part of him bigger. “Move, please.“

Steve chuckled softly, curse words escaping his own lips as he started to move carefully inside of you, making you moan loudly.

It didn’t take long until he came inside of you with a loud, desperate shout of your name, making you cross your own line as you collapsed to his arms, panting hard, yet satisfied smile on both of your lips.


“That might have been the best birthday gift I have ever gotten,” you let out a soft laughter, after Steve had carried you to the bed and wrapped you into the warm and soft towels.

“Will you hate me forever, if I admit that I totally forgot?” he frowned slightly, nipping his bottom lip between his teeth as he was trying his best to make a braid of your wet hair –with weak success.

“Yep,” you nodded your head, before bursting into bubbling laugh that made his heart flutter. “No, I couldn’t ever hate you, Steve.”

“Good to hear,” he chuckled, bright smile on his lips before leaning closer to you to kiss you deeply. “Happy birthday, doll.”

TEW (Sad Dad) 2 : Sadder Dad

this might be part of a bigger thing I wanna do but I’m too excited to see DAT SEB again !!! so here’s a first New Seb sketch post kyaaaaaa

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Just found this interesting and perhaps relevant… ;)

Reminder about the english exam to jc students !! Its the little things that will make a difference and let you have a fairly stress-free exam.

Make sure you have plenty of water, a healthy breakfast, a few pens in case one runs out, a pencil, a rubber, a deathly pact with satan himself which requires you to give up your soul, a ruler to underline quotes or a highlighter,

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💖 I’m dead 💖

evidence that david wymack is the best character in this entire series, part i

part ii, part iii

The Foxhole Court

  • “I want my subs at the wall cheering them on, but if you trip up a referee, I will cut you.”
  • “Watch me beam with pride. It’s not your job to take care of yourself anymore.”
  • Wymack sliced a hand across his throat and jerked his thumb over his shoulder. Neil hoped he was right in translating it as “Let’s get the hell out of here.”
  • “Do you have any idea how much I hate coming home and finding you in my apartment?”
  • Wymack only recruited athletes from broken homes. His decision to turn the Foxhole Court into a halfway house of sorts was nice in theory, but it meant his players were fractured isolationists who couldn’t get along long enough to get through a game.
  • “Are you done wasting my oxygen yet?”
  • “Kevin, wake that dingbat without getting punched in the face.”
  • “You have five seconds to get your retarded psycho ass to my apartment! You even think about telling me no and I swear to god I’ll throw Kevin’s contract down the garbage disposal.”
  • “Your opinion has been noted and dismissed,” Wymack said. “Anything else, or are you going to start signing stuff?”
  • “I am going to drop you off at the dorm and spend the rest of the day drinking. Damage control can wait until tomorrow.”
  • “Kevin, you’re out if your hand so much as itches. Don’t be stupid tonight.”
  • “Coach Wymack was the only one I could think of turning to, and he didn’t disappoint me.”
  • Wymack snapped his fingers in front of Andrew’s face, trying to get Andrew to look at him instead of Neil.
  • “Damn it all to hell. Hemmick! You were supposed to wake them up ten miles ago.”
  • “Did you think I made the team the way it is because I thought it would be a good publicity stunt? It’s about second chances, Neil. Second, third, fourth, whatever, as long as you get at least one more than anyone else wanted to give you.”
  • “We saw their files,” Wymack said. “We chose you.”
  • “Breaking news: I don’t care.”
  • Neil wasn’t quite ready to face Andrew yet and he didn’t want to deal with this teammate’s curiosity over his prolonged absence, so he went to Wymack’s apartment instead.
  • “When I said Abby and I would look out for you, I didn’t mean you should pick a fight with Riko on national television,” Wymack said. “Should I have spelled that out beforehand?”

and my personal favorite for last

  • “God damn it, Minyard. This is why we can’t have nice things.”
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Just Kwak ARON behind the scenes of a ( photoshoot ) via ↠ 10ASIA

Kids au:

- Shiro carries around a backpack with snacks, juice, and a med-kit

- Lance carries around a toy nerf gun

- Keith has a foam sword

- Shiro is constantly tying everyone’s shoes

-The kids lions are stuffed animals they carry around. When they get ripped Shiro is the one that fixes them.

- Lance wears light up shoes, and is constantly showing them off.

-whenever they cross a street Shiro makes them all hold hands. Lance and Keith refuse to hold hands, so they both have to be on each side of Shiro.

-all the kids have footsie PJ’s with lions and space ships on them.

- Lance is constantly getting Hunk’s help with math.

-Allura and Coran watch the lil’ paladins

-Shiro just punches anyone who hurts the team

- Pidge is constantly stealing Allura’s phone, and trying to take it apart, etc.

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Also (other things that don’t fit in above):

The Park:

- smol lance and keith on swings challenging themselves to who can go higher. Shiro having to save them before they jump off and break and arm.

- Shiro pushing the kids on the swings

-if someone scrapes a knee Shiro is the one to fix it.

- everyone having juice after running around. Keith and Lance sharing juice… or both of them not having juice, so they have to share with Shiro.

- Sendak tries to steal one of the paladins lions, Shiro gonna fight him (simple as that)

- everyone getting tired and laying under the shade of a tree

- Lance accidentally hit Shiro with the nerf gun in the head and not being allowed to play. Keith then mocking him. They both get a time out, Shiro ain’t having it.

-Keith and Lance fighting over the slide

-Keith getting stuck on the jungle gym/ monkey bars and Shiro having to rescue him.

-Keith and Lance pushing each other on the slide and both falling off. Shiro isn’t happy one bit.

- Pidge sitting under a tree tinkering, most likely with Hunk

- PICNICS IN THE PARK


myself and @shiroklance were busy with these one night OUO 

BTS reaction to you being pregnant and insecure in a swimsuit

this is my first gif reaction so if its bad im sorry it’ll get better i suppose, and to the person that requested, here u go bae 💕


Seokjin

*He is speechless for a moment because he can’t believe it, but then immediately goes trying to make you feel better about yourself.*

“What? You think you look bad?…No! Oh my god Y/N you have no idea how beautiful you are! Come here-”

*he opens up his arms for a hug*

Namjoon

*notices you looking at yourself in a mirror with a sad face*

“Baby what’s wrong?”

“You’re insecure? Oh no, baby. C'mon let’s go, all of the girls will be jealous when we get to the beach. You look amazing.”

Yoongi

*seeing your worried face he asks you whats wrong*

“Oh Y/N… those stretch marks don’t make you look disgusting! Why do you worry about such little things?”

*he takes your face in his hands looking deep into your eyes*

“You look fucking beautiful like that.”

Hoseok

*you’re usually a really cheery person like him so he gets really worried when he sees tears on your cheeks*

“Is everything alright? Why are you so down? Please tell me.”

“You’re insecure? Oh Y/N don’t cry… You are not in any way ugly! Look at yourself! You’re glowing!”

Jimin

*sees your face and how you’re looking at yourself and immediately figures out what’s happening*

“Y/N I know what you’re thinking and you’re wrong.”
“It’s silly to think that way. You’re in a natural state and you look gorgeous in it.”

*and then he looks at you in adoration when you smile softly at his comment*

Taehyung

*you tell him what’s wrong before you two get going and he immediately hugs you when you tell him*

“You’re a beautiful woman Y/N, there is no need to worry about things like that.”

“You look normal as every woman in that state, hell, what am I saying you look even better. Come here now-”

*he wraps you up in a hug, and then rubbs your pregnant belly, smiling widely*

Jungkook

*frowns at your comment about your body and starts going on about how wrong you are*

“What are you even saying? Have you seen yourself Y/N? You look amazing, I’ve never seen a pregnant woman look as good as you do.”

“So please don’t feel insecure about it, you look stunning.”

“Tell her baby” he says to your pregnant belly making you laugh.

Let’s try all of the fonts, shall we?

Of course, you have the starndard

And now we’re just gonna make it bigger

Why tf not, just make it EXTRA LARGE and bold everything

Ahh, the classic Times New Roman™

Oh god no, this looks like it belongs in an old fashion newspaper

Oh fuck, here comes the fancy af shit, hells yeah

  • Bullets, I guess??
  1. Lemme get yo numba, gurl
My Best Friend’s Brother

Summary: You’re not prepared when your best friend and roommate’s handsome as hell brother shows up on your doorstep, and you quickly realise the attraction isn’t one sided.

Words: 3.4k

Sam x Reader

Warnings: AU (no hunting), smut, reader gender unspecified

A/N: this was written for @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog‘s Tropes Challenge - my trope was Best Friend’s Brother

“Uh, Dean?” you called over your shoulder into the apartment you shared with your best friend, never taking your eyes off of the man at the door.

He couldn’t be Dean’s little brother. Dean’s little brother was all limbs, a lanky, gangly kid; he had puppy-dog eyes and hand-me-down band tees.

The person in front of you, though… this tall, strong, gorgeous man, couldn’t be Sammy.

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