List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
  • I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
  • Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
  • I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
  • Fight me Helen
  • I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
  • That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
  • I literally JUST sat down
  • Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
  • Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
  • Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
  • Centipedes? In my vagina?
  • *Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
  • I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
  • I’m an Aries
  • Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
  • I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
  • I’m allergic
  • That’s just what the communists want!
  • I’ve been dead for seven years
  • Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
  • I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
  • It would be unfair to my cat
  • I’m chaotic neutral
  • *long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
  • “I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”

Hello there, you cuties~ °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ °
Some how I’ve managed to hit 1000 followers on here? I’m honestly really thankful for all of you! I wish I could message you all individually and thank you, but that would take much too long (ఠ్ఠ ˓̭ ఠ్ఠ) So I thought I might as well do it through a follow forever!
I’ve wanted to do one for a while now to thank all the awesome blogs I follow~ You’re all so amazing! An especially big thank you to all my lovely friends who I’ve met on this site too, I love you all so much~ Hopefully I can befriend more of you lovely people soon? (ˊॢo̶̶̷̤◡ुo̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)
Also with my follow forever I’ve also shown who is has a lot of SHINee on their blogs, since I know a lot of my followers are always looking for new SHINee blogs to follow! So I hope this helps you out (´▽`ʃƪ)
Thank you yet again to all my lovely lovely followers for following me~ ♥

Italics- People I consider my friends, I hope you do too! //sweats nervously//

☆- A good amount of SHINee content 

★- Not as much SHINee content/Not a SHINee blog

A - I

adrianaaamber ★ ah-exo areumdawonew ☆ bakafirefly ★ choukat ☆ closetblinger ★ cowaiidaysu cutietae doo-bop-bling ☆ dubuwaffle ☆ dumbhyunxd effelunt ★ fallenstormangel flaming-dino ☆ foreverjjongkay ☆ forkkkey ☆ goomiho ☆ gwibums ★ hanguk-crossing ★ helenie ☆ herewegobebe ☆ herwhisperisobsession ☆ hyeongsoap 

J - K

jabiless ☆ jinki-boo jinki-bunny ☆ jinkikun ☆ jjongie-pongie ☆ jjongosaurusrex ☆ jjongrexual ☆ jjongs-key ☆ jjongstar ☆ jong-bum ☆ jonghyungry ☆ jonghyuns-butt ☆ jongkachu ☆ jongkeykiss ☆ jongsfany ☆ jongtaes ☆ jonghyunar ☆ k-poppy ☆ key-goon ☆ key-is-my-wife-k ☆ keygasmic ☆ keypur ☆ keytomybum ☆ keyummy ☆ ki-ssi ☆ kimjongkeyshipper kimkeysdimples ☆ kimkibottom ☆ kittybummie ☆ kittylocket ☆ kpopfrenzy ☆ ktshinee 

L - R

lastkim ☆ leejinki-my-mvp ★ leekitae lets-shine-e ☆ littleshinee ☆ locketonkpop ☆ mikosworld ☆ mincookies ☆  mincrazy ☆ minholurve ★ minkissu ☆ minsam2 ☆ mintytaemin ☆ mrkimm ☆ mybling-jh ☆ n-ebo ☆ naekibum ☆ nipplesxoxo ☆ niqels ☆ oncloud-onew ☆ onew-all-night ☆ onew-lets-have-sex ☆ ontaemjongkeyho ☆ opparlubsmi ☆ pearlaquaperiwinkle ☆ pearlescentskyblue ☆ pokieemoo ★ popopretty ☆ princekibum 

S - Z

scarletk21 ☆ shackled-shawol ☆ shawolgrl ☆ shawollet ☆ shineebabo ☆ shineedubudino ☆ shineeislove ☆ siemin-blinger ☆ sleepyheaded  ☆ sootiger ☆ spaecialconcerns ☆ speculaus ☆ squishybummie ☆ starskeys ☆ sunfourwer ☆ supemacky ☆ taejoons ☆ taekey ☆ taemeow ☆ taerrorize ★ teriyaki-noodles ☆ the-artist-alliance ☆ themisconceptionofme ★ thugsoosass ☆ tokkeys ☆ tokki-teeth ☆ tokkipup ☆ twominshipperforever ☆ valekim ☆ violraptaer ★ wtfnozombiearound ☆ xukey ☆ youobviouslyloveonew

Thank you to thugsoosass for making the graphic for me because I’m hopeless with editing programs ♥

I’ve probably forgotten some people who really deserve to be on here… I’m so sorry if I did, just I know I really love you all (ˊ͈ ॢ꒳ ॢˋ͈)

Ani's Super Exciting 300 Follower Cupcake List and Giveaway!

Dang. Where did all of you come from? This blog is close to seven months old (d a n g) and honestly, I have had such an incredible time in this community so far. And so, because I appreciate you nerds a whole bunch, here’s a list of all of my cupcakes, and a chance to win stuff. First things first, though, you have to deal with me appreciating the fuck out of you before you can win stuff.

Hey, Soul Sister - The Astoria Army. Brilliantly talented, beautifully developed, and really dang cool. 

gramenviride || its-astoria || starliitwitch

Family - Mothers (sort of), children (basically), soulmates (of all kinds), significant others (sometimes?), and everyone else Astoria considers as good as her blood.

 astraeasmalfoy || brightestmalfoy || cashmcre || defiantcharms || deigreengrass || deranged-lestrange || doe-eyed-queen || dolimali || drxmeda || firesingedsoul || floweramongstars || frayednott || lvlalfoy || malfcygirl || meraclus || mrsmxlfoy || myfatherwillhearaboutthisblog || mymotherwillhearaboutthisblog || mxchanicalheart || narcissitiic || scorofthemanor || smiithing || spelltester || teddylupinxx || toburyher || ursamxnor

Cupcakes Galore - Amazing blogs by unbelievably talented writers. Maybe we talk all the time; maybe we've never interacted. Either way, having you on my dashboard is a privilege, and I'm so lucky to have encountered you.

afxckinglegend || agxntfoster || alchiimiste || alxssia || anaxed || bravelittlelily || cowardiism || dragxntamer || durmstranged || dxlacour || echoedmistakes || elenaishuman || essokinetic || exxosso || giincvra || granxaire || grawpiish || gryffindorsheart || havenfaced || heleniisms || herbollogy || herrmiione || huffiexhannah || hunter-alec || inflictionofhowls || italianmagiic || lavendcrbrown || lepetitmxnstre || letranges || liaisonbitch || libertexenrouge || loatheatraitor || lordmxlfoy || madeofwildfire || magiqxe || maisiemadeoffire || niightfallen || notapixie || odiiious || ofwronskifeints || orbiisunum || pandorums || parselmouthedprince || proudtobetheirson || quidditchism || renovamxn || repulsione || scotchandcaffeine || spellcreator || spellliason || starlightgoddess || strongerlestrange || sweenneytodd || synkende || teleknetic || thebxywholived || thenardiette || tonotendupjaded || totakeuparms || troublehelper || violalutea || wedontneednorevolution || withouthxmanity || xndromeda || xnjolras 

Okay, fine, can we get some stuff now?

You are all really incredible; seeing you on my dashboard is amazing and inspiring. Unfortunately, I’m not good at graphics, so I can’t do anything fancy with that, but! I can do other stuff!

R U L E S:

- Must be following me at priimadonnacomplex, redqueenthexry, or narcissaimperatrix. Please don’t be a butt and just unfollow as soon as the giveaway’s over.
- Likes count once, reblogs count once. Please only reblog once.
However, likes and reblogs count twice if you are one of the cupcakes listed above.
- And if you reblog and say something nice about somebody in the tags, then you’re entered one more time.
You can be entered a maximum of five times.
Giveaway ends at 12:01am EST on 1 February 2015.

W I N N E R S:

There will be three winners. The first will receive 150 icons of the face claim of their choosing, and a playlist for the character of their choosing. The second and third will receive 100 icons of the face claim of their choosing. 

Note: when making icons, I will get in touch with you so that you can give me a specific film/television episode, so I can make sure I don’t give you something you already have. Please note, these are all going to be very standard base icons. You’re welcome to change them afterwards however you’d like!

Examples of my icons can be found here, and playlists, here.

Thank you so much for being the absolute loveliest of cupcakes–you are the best, and I’m so lucky to know you. Happy writing!

<3 Ani