helen reads things

4

we finally have a girl who does :”^) 

On us the gods have set an evil destiny,
that we should be a singer’s theme
for generations to come.
— 

Helen, Iliad

6.357-58

2

watching steins;gate like

A short while later, at the party: "Dude, this bed is a total mess! Look, there's oil and - stuff - all over the quilt." "Don't worry about it. Just take the cover off, the sheets should still be fine." The other man rummaged in the nightstand and came up with a bottle of sunflower oil. "Now…you'll become one with me, da?" "Da," America agreed.

OK

OK

not a bad ending.

but still

WTF THAT PAIRING AGAGAGAGAGGGGG

MY ENGLAND FEELS UNCLEAN

AND GUILTY

AND LIKE HE SHOULD GO FIND A SPAIN PROOF ROOM

Russia's eyes went wide in a sudden horrifying realization, and he shook his head to strongly indicate his displeasure. "Nyet… Canada - stop this at once! This is not a game. I am the largest country in the world, and when I am free…" his accented rant was immediately cut off by a third tentacle that had been slithering its way up his arm, now forcing itself down into his unexpecting mouth in order to silence him.

Wait. This isn’t what I thought I read.

Tentacle

Tentacle

TENTACLE

O_O