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anonymous asked:

Lalna made Simon and Lewis, but programmed them to follow him, listen to his orders, do his bidding, etc. But the Honeydew construct stopped following his orders, to his immense frustration, but he couldn't destroy his boss after all. But the Xephos construct still faithfully followed his programming, and Lalna treated him kindly for it, giving him weapons and armour, preparing the construct of the adventurer to destroy Honeydew. Then he would have all the power and no blood on his hands.

oh my god youre ba c k y e s

i still wanNA KNOW WHAT XEPHOS LOOKS LIKE THOUGH??? COME ON 

anonymous asked:

Heinous anon will also talk of other things. The Lalna of the now is half rotting corpse, half machine - and the process of copying his mind to the computer may have turned him insane, so his revival of his compatriots may be quite... strange. Honeydew drips gunpowder and his beard sparks with fuses, Lomadia's face is obscured by a dreadful, steampunk owl mask (and on her arms are metal feathers, fit to fly) and I dare not speak of Xephos, that horror.

k i reaLLY LIKE THEM OMFG

honeydew souNDS REALLY COOL

and lomADIA IS JUST A FRIGGIN BAMF (as usual)

(tell me what xephos looks like)

(tell me)

(tell me right now)

anonymous asked:

Heinousanon here. You know how you should never pick up any strange books? Well, Nilesy did. They granted him access to the beasts of the nether, and when he died they took his body and tore off his arms, replacing them with claws not unlike those of "They Bleed Pixels". They also stuck needles into his eyes, and now he cries all the time, poisonous, acidic tears. And then they took him into the new world, and let him loose, for their plans are inscrutable and to know them is to know fear.

oh my goD THATS AMAZING uGH

(youre becoming my favorite anon xoxoxo)

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