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Fans ship you with Matsumoto. What is your reaction?


*cough* I can stop whenever I want.


[Because previously there was:

Fans ship you with Ichigo: http://bleachlists.tumblr.com/post/25833922191/fans-ship-you-with-ichigo-what-is-your-reaction

Fans ship you with Orihime: http://bleachlists.tumblr.com/post/26347673304/fans-ship-you-with-orihime-what-is-your-reaction

Fans ship you with Hichigo: http://bleachlists.tumblr.com/post/27332810636/fans-ship-you-with-hichigo-what-is-your-reaction]


Hisagi: YES PLEA- <<collapses from intense nosebleed>>


Kira: I always end up in my underwear when I’m around Matsumoto. She scares me a little.


Hitsugaya: Look, I’d be happy if she just did her work. She doesn’t need MORE distractions!


Orihime: Well…she is the only one who likes my cooking!


Renji: Is she into tattoos? Because I have WAY more tattoos than Hisagi.


Ichigo:
I don’t care how hot she is! A good man does not give into temptation!


Hinamori:
I-I don’t think Aizen would approve.


Rukia:
H-her boobs are the size of my head!


Byakuya: …I notice that wasn’t a no, Rukia.


Heineko:
I would never sleep with that old woman!


Chad: We did fight a whale together. I think there’s a bond.


Aizen: No.


Yumichika: She IS beautiful. Not as beautiful as me, of course. But still beautiful.


Ikkaku: Depends on whether “killing hollows” counts as a date or not.


Yoruichi: Her sword is a kitty, I’m a kitty. I can see it.


Gin: I DO like blondes. <<quietly>> And I love her.