I hate seagulls and I hate being sick 
I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits 
I hate falling over 
I hate grazing my knee 
I hate picking up the scab a little bit too early 
I hate getting toothache 
I hate when it’s a piss-take 
I hate all the mistakes I make 
I hate rude ignorant bastards 
And I hate snobbery 
I hate anyone, who if I was serving chips wouldn’t talk to me 


I have a friend, with whom I’d like to spend anytime I can find 
With … I like sleeping in your bed 
I like knowin’ what is goin’ on inside your head 
I like taking time and I like your mind 
And I like when your hand is in mine 
I like gettin’ drunk on the tunes by the beach 
I like pickin’ strawberries 
I like cream-teas 
And I like reading … ghost-stories 
And my heart skips a beat everytime that we meet 
It’s been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory 
But then you’re back and I am fine ‘cause you’re with me 
And I’m in love with you 
And I can’t find the words to make it sound unique 
But honestly you make me strong 
I can’t believe I’ve found someone this kind 
I hope we carry on 
'cause you’re so nice and I’m in love with you