height and size difference

shippingallthelegos  asked:

For Bowser and Mario, I have a friend who's girlfriend is a lot bigger than her and she's constantly in fear of accidentally hurting my friend. Do you guys have that problem? Or to be more specific: Bowser- are you scared of accidentally hurting Mario? If so, Mario- how do you calm him down/reassure him that it's fine?


“Oh sure, I worry about that all the time. I worry about squishing him, if my arms are too big, if I’ll crush him if I roll in my sleep, if I’ll step on him with my big feet, and even if I’ll hurt him with my big mouth or nails. It’s a lot to think about constantly, so I try not to dwell on it. But, the longer that I date him, the more solutions we come up with, and the easier it is.”

“Most people mistake that bigger figures are usually more menacing. Bowser’s actually a lot more of a softie than he lets on.”

“Am not!”

“Sure, of course not. Anyway, I can usually calm Bowser down about this stuff by reminding him that we take things slow. He’s got big lips, but if we start our kisses gently, then I won’t have my face in his mouth. We hold hands and watch where we step so we don’t step on one another. Though I wear gloves a lot of times, Bowser’s usually good at watching his claws, so scratching isn’t an issue. His big frame might be something to worry about when we sleep, but he can usually give me enough space when need be, or we make sure that we’re in a good position before we rest.”

“Picking him up is always fun, if you’re able to do it. It’s actually really cute to have him rest in my lap too! …Uh, you didn’t hear that from me!”

“It’s something different at first, but as long as the couple goes slow with their movements and they’re careful, there’s no reason to be afraid of one another. Just take it easy, and enjoy getting to know each other. And be thankful that your partner is likely not a spiky, fire-breathing turtle-dragon.”

“Hey! That’s…I mean, ok, valid, but come on!”

“Don’t worry, I still love you, and wouldn’t want you any other way.”

Imagine your size difference OTP: when smol person A gets angry, just before they leap at their target tol person B picks them up and just holds them while A is just a wriggling angry smol shouting “LEMME AT ‘EM, LEMME AT ‘EM!”

Bonus: B kisses their smol to try and calm them down

ok but i want to talk about actual malec height differences bc i really do love height differences:

  • Magnus resting his chin on Alec’s shoulder bc he’s the perfect height for it and he loves doing it
    • shoulder kisses from Magnus!!!
  • Alec peering over Magnus’s shoulder when he’s reading
  • Alec tipping Magnus’s chin up when they kiss
  • Magnus teasing that Alec’s feet are in the way under the table bc his legs are so damn long and using it as an excuse to play footsie
  • Magnus tugging Alec down by his shirt to kiss his forehead
  • When Magnus borrows Alec’s shirts the sleeves are just a bit long, giving him adorable sweater paws
  • The gentle curve of Alec’s back when he bends down to put his forehead on Magnus’s shoulder
  • One time Magnus carries Alec bridal style into the bedroom but his feet bang on the door frame
    • They know to turn a little sideways next time
  • Alec getting so many hickeys because it’s just so easy for Magnus to bury his face in Alec’s neck
  • The way Alec bends his knees a little when he gives Magnus a kiss on the cheek

BONUS: Magnus asks Alec reach for things in very high places bc he likes how his shirt rides up and reveals his bare skin. Alec is perfectly aware of this and it becomes a Thing between them like sometimes Alec will offer to reach for something they don’t even need and Magnus knows just what he means and suddenly they’re on the counter in each other’s laps.

One thing that Steve really loves about Tony is how much smaller he is than Steve. He loves that fact that Tony has to stand on his tip toes to receive a kiss, loves that he can carry Tony so easily in his arms and how endearing it is to see Tony wear his clothes due to how they’re twice his size. 

Steve really loves his smol boyfriend, loves him so much. 

Alright, let’s try to figure out “Is Mitch Marner actually six feet tall?”

This is me on the left. I’m 5′10″. Actually 5′10.5″ if we’re splitting hairs but let’s just say 5′10″. On the right, you’ll see Mr. Perfect McScoresPoints.

So he’s obviously slightly taller than me in this picture. I’ll also throw this in: I’m pretty sure Mitch is NOT wearing shoes in this picture while I am. 

I’m also standing a tiny bit closer to the camera than he is so I look a little bit taller than I should.

Final note, unrelated to Marner’s height: JESUS LORD LOOK AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY HEAD AND HIS.

TL;DR - Is Mitch Marner actually 6′0″ tall? Probably, yes.

Smut Appreciation Day 2k17

So I was gonna try and get out some Jared size!kink smutty goodness out today, but it looks like it’s gonna be longer than I bargained for (pun intended)

That will be posted at some point, but for now I thought I’d compile all of my smut fics and series’ with smut into one place so y’all can read away to your heart’s content - got a whole lotta Sam, a decent amount of Dean, and a smattering of others.

Happy Smut Appreciation Day, y’all


Sam x Reader

Soy Un Perdedor - You reluctantly go to a male strip club for your friend’s bachelorette party, but when you get a lap dance from the gorgeous Orion, your opinion of the night changes dramatically. - 5.8k, stipper!Sam, size/height difference

Forgive Me, FatherYou find an unusual customer at your workplace, and end up getting more than you bargained for when you offer to take him to a back room. - 3.7k, virgin!priest!Sam/stripper!reader

My Best Friend’s BrotherYou’re not prepared when your best friend and roommate’s handsome as hell brother shows up on your doorstep, and you quickly realise the attraction isn’t one sided. - 3.4k, reader gender unspecified

Ask For What You WantYour husband, Sam, is a big-shot business owner. His employees don’t know what goes on behind closed doors. - 3.1k, sub!Sam/dom!reader

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anonymous asked:

VICTOR AND YUURI'S HEIGHT/SIZE DIFFERENCE

look I have had four drinks and I am very tired and I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT how Yuri can fit into a fuckin costume Victor wore when he was sixteen, how like, when Victor gives Yuri a hug, Yuri feels safe and surrounded, loved, protected, I ESPECIALLY DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT how when Yuri wears one of Victor’s jackets or shirts it hangs over his shoulders and wrists and makes him look so delicate, so small, that Victor has to take a deep breath before he cuddles up to Yuri and kisses him all over because he’s just so delightful, Victor just loves him so much.