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As I have stated, this Halloween, I’m going as a Politician~ TRICK OR TREATAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meanwhile:

BREAKING NEWS:

Vector, Liberal representative of the Varian World, has come to the UN recently to talk about the the root problem of Zexal. 

Here, he suggested that it was all due to Tsukumo Yuma of Heartland, the Famous Champion of the WDC.

Vector has pointed out Yuma’s noticeable tendency to rely too much on the support of his alien slave, his tendency to create new cards out of nowhere on his top deck or from cards in his hand (which is classified under the Official Konami Law as “Cheating”), and being an overall shitty duelist with shitty cards.

But perhaps the most serious of Vector’s claims is that Yuma has abused a group of Slaves known as the “Numbers”, particularly on one known as “Number 39: Utopia”, while the others are often left neglected without work or play. A further scandal is revealed in a revelation of Number 39: Utopia receiving various fancy outfits out of nowhere, and with the revealing of a kid Utopia, all eyes have been placed suspiciously on Yuma. 

Vector then argues that these are all the points that made Zexal be considered a “bad show”, and that if something is not done about Tsukumo Yuma now, the Yu-Gi-Oh dynasty will fall. 

If Vector gets his way, the UN will officially declare that Tsukumo Yuma is permanently banned from card games, with his alien and Number slaves being confiscated and given to the Varians to care for. 

Social commentators have stated that this move made by Vector will give him a lot of support from the people from the Varian World, which would further his goals of overthrowing the Naschian Empire of the Varian World in order to establish the Republic of Varian. 

Vector also says “Trick or Treat” to all viewers, followed by his trademark insane laughter. 

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Hrm, Anon of Tumblr, because you have pleased me with your services, I shall knight thee. Arise, Idiot of England *bonk* Arise, Bai-Chi of China *bonk* Arise, Baka of Japan *bonk* Arise, Durak of Russia *bonk* Arise, Babo of Korea *bonk* Trottel of Germany *bonk* Stupido of Spain *bonk* Gerizekali of Turkey *bonk* Gobshite of Ireland…………………………  

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*In Shingetsu Rei mode* I-It was really scary you know! For a moment I thought I was going to die because Yuma was strangling me and going to dunk me into a large body of water (at least landing on a certain soft-in-the-head cushioned the fall…….).

*In Vector mode* BUTINTRUTHITWASREALLYVERYFUNANDEXCITINGYOUKNOWINALLWAYSESPECIALLYWHENILANDEDONACERTAINSOFTINTHEHEADEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEE