“Jay. You are sending messages to a prompt about every adventure you have?”

“I’m proving that I’m not lackadaisical, Charlie!”

“I don’t think that is ever in doubt, kiddo.”

“But @thatrandomprompt was all about that and I had to have LESS adventures and it was really mean-face and …”

“And you didn’t have to do it.”

“But that wouldn’t be jaysome!”

“Ah, silly me, I forgot.”

“You forgot jaysome?! ARE YOU OKAY?!”

“I’m fine. It was something else I forgot.”

“Oh, okay. Whew!”

10

“What the fuck Sammy, what are you– SAMMY GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR-”

“What’s the matter, Dean? Don’t you have Your Guardian Angel to keep your things safe for you?”

6

Pacifist would be the hardest route in Underfell.  Frisk is trying so hard to befriend these horrible monsters ;;

2 be continue?

I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like
  • Me when my kid is crying:Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean:IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids:The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids:SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning:Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me when my kid has a crush:SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Me when my kid tries to run away:THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
  • Me giving my kids advice:If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend:OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me:TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’:Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids start driving:GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
  • Me when my kids go off to college:Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…